Adriana Lima – Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 – #1

Adriana Lima!!! From #27 on FHM’s list where the likes of Teri Hatcher and Cameron Diaz were ranked higher than her to her true rank of #1 given by you the Bastardly readers as Bastardly Sexiest Woman 2006!

After all was said and done it wasn’t even close. Adriana dominated the competition even with the many many lists that I disqualified. A special shout out to Adam’s list…I wish I could’ve counted that one!!!

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183 comments
Snobp
Snobp

Everyone that thanks God for looks must not worship the real God. God looks at the heart, not physical appearance. Though Adriana is pretty, there are billions of women in the world and there is no such thing as "the most beautiful" man or woman for that matter. Put your priority in higher places.

Michael burns
Michael burns

Aishwaryi Rai is the sexiest and most gorgeous..A.Lima is very pretty also but not in the above photo.

the dude.
the dude.

dude...Lima has one of the fugliest faces ever! how could she hit first??!

don't you guys look at faces??!

how the hell are you gonna live with a chick if you can't stand her face?!

Charlize Theron wins for everything...face, eyes, everything.

jaded
jaded

Hey juss wanna throw my opinion out there, to all u ppl who think this gorgeous girl adriana is anything but gorgeous ur iether very jealous or ur blond wit blue eyes lol. I think shes prolly the hottest girl to be walkin in holly-wood, shes got exotic brown eyes,beautiful hair, beautiful skin n and very very nice lips, i dont think she looks like a fish at all so yea all u haters r juss jealous or u dun like it that shes a top lady cuz u got pale skin, blue eyes n no lips lmao thats juss my opinion n im stickin to it

km13
km13

I think Adriana is lovely, but I think Kristin Kreuk outdoes her. Kristin is the most stunning woman I have ever seen, her beauty is in a class by itself.

ron
ron

Aishwrya rai is more sexy then all of them

me*
me*

why is everybody hating on adriana? yes i think she deserves #1..

but why you people..just don't leave your #1 woman and go?

people lets be honest adriana isn't ugly and everybody knows that!

and by the way..she has no surgerys..

look at the VSFS 2003 and VSFS 2006 and see how karolina kourkova's boobs changed! maybe she did some surgerys too..=S

pff..

when she (adriana) started doing VS she was 17 so i think is normal to change..

and even nowadays sometimes her lips look normal and sometimes look bigger..what's the problem..

oh..

jelousy!

don't take it personal... but it's just sad to see how people can be "small".. =S

PS-my english is not perfect but i think you understand

white girls arent that attractive
white girls arent that attractive

tragic hero

you are right but she is infront of cameras so she is consider hot because she is really skinny and tall and thats what theylook in models she is not ugly either, or that pretty, shes ok though, she looks pretty in photoshop pictures but thats all, i wonder how she looks in person, who knows, she looks like a nice girl,

shell be an average girl if she wasnt infront of cameras, because she wouldnt have proffesional hair styles and makeup and shell be wearing regular clothes

but she is ok not to be number 1

i would choose krintin kreuk or that girl from underworld

white girls arent that attractive
white girls arent that attractive

havent seen many cute blondes,only cause a girl is blonde doesnt mean she is cute, ive seen average and ugly blondes, only 10% are cute and they probably are natural brunnettes trying to be blonde, im sorry but dark hair girls are hot and pretty,sexy too, thats why plenty of white guys date dark hair girls with exotic looks not plain average blondes,

racist ugly white guys date ugly blondes because they cant get a pretty exotic looking girl so they call them ugly, when they look 100% more beautiful than their ugly girlfriend

heyhey
heyhey

adrIANA !! woow, really beautIful!!! but i check a website and i saw an article saying that her face(without hair) dont look feminine..more masculine...like a men,, do you think its true?? mmmm..strange

neli
neli

Kristin Kreuk looks like Adrianas twin sister :D ur right :) i can't say whos most beautiful woman cous i never seen all woman on the world...but this list looks ok

Jon Butler
Jon Butler

i have no real problem with Lima being #1, but i personally think Kristin Kreuk is the most beautiful woman i've ever seen.

azra
azra

adriana lima is the sexiest woman alive and most beautifull...look that eyes.SHE REALLY IS!!!AND IT WOULD BE VERY NICE TO SE HER WITH CRISTIANO RONALDO...THEY ARE SO OOOOOOOO HOT BOTH.

Serafina
Serafina

I can't believe lindsay lohan is not on this list. she is so hot. Lima is okay, but lohan is much hotter.

RealityCheck
RealityCheck

Re: Hair Wars

Most women - blonde or brunette (or redheaded) famous or not, have had their hair colored in some way. There's no reason to condemn someone for it, nor does it make someone "an ugly whore" or a "fake ass bitch." Women with any hair color can be pretty, and it seems most of the attacks on blondes (real or fake) stem from jealousy or some type of percieved threat of them attracting more attention.

News flash - very few women lighten their hair to "attract men" - they do it because they like it themselves. Everyone knows that men like variety, and girls with any and all hair colors will get hit on by men.

Though implying women bleach their hair to attract men does imply that light hair is indeed more attractive to men. Hence the jealousy/percieved threat thing. Also, women with dyed hair don't give women with natural hair a "bad name" - nobody can give you a bad name except you.

Trashing other people based on haircolor when they could be a really cool person might give someone a bad name, though.

RealityCheck
RealityCheck

Couldn't help but notice all the pictures of Adriana Lima on this page fail to show her whacked grill.

C'mon bastardly. You rip on Kirsten Dunst mercilessly for having crooked teeth, but award Lima the "most beautiful award"?

While I find both girls pretty, (but with imperfect teeth) it's a bit illogical to deem Dunst an "ugly troll" - (she's not - there is "real ugly" out there and it isn't her) and Lima "most beautiful" when it's clear that Lima's teeth are just as fucked up as Dunst's, if not worse - Lima's also REALLY gummy.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/images/2006/05/adriana_lima_pirelli_6.jpg

But still, at least Kirsten hasn't had all the plastic surgery Lima has, and she's still cute. Lima's had a lot of work done, yet still failed to fix her teeth. (???????) Not sure why.

At any rate, nobody's perfect. Whacked grills or not, Lima and Dunst both look better than your average citizen. Neither could be truly classified as "ugly."

kriste
kriste

Adriana is multiracial (southern european, black, native american). Without race mixing, she wouldn't exist.

Kristina
Kristina

Just to let you know, that Adriana wouldnt be number one without her surgeon. He plumped up her lips and boobs and down sized her nose tip. So thank you Mr. plastic surgeon! (And if you dont believe me, check the internet for her before photos, prior to modeling) She was still hot, but I guess she thought she needed more.

steve
steve

What happened to Christina Aguilera? She deserves a top 10 finish. And Maria Sharapova should be higher than #64. And Ana Beatriz Barros should be higher than #20 because she has the sexiest body out of everyone on the list.

Ash
Ash

Aishwarya should have been at the very least in the Top 5.

diddlysquat93
diddlysquat93

omg! that fugly poseur avril levigne actually made the list. who voted for her?

adriana lima is gorgeous... i don't think it's that bad that she abuses colagen.

why do her eyes look brown on the first pic... does she wear contacts?

Fil Porter
Fil Porter

Most beautiful women, after my love of course:

Leticia Sabatella

Monica Bellucci

Vera Fischer

Ornella Muti

Maria Fernanda Candido

Diesel
Diesel

I'm moving to Brazil. Plenty of exotic Adrianna's - brown eyes w/ long dark hair and amazing bodies. Not like these bitchy, fat and bleached headed bitches here in the U.S. It's common knowledge Brazilian/Portuguese chicks are famous for their sex appeal, loyalty and down to earth nature. Probably because they're not so spoiled like U.S. women. Ok, not all US woman are like that but I prefer exotic and hot, hot, HOT! Brazil here I come.

maheen
maheen

OMGOSH

i luvv u adriana lima (lol i aint a lez..)

shez my favvv modell

eww ytf are most of the celebs there

they dont deserve it

and jessica alba should get like #87

cuz shez kinda plain

shez pretty

buh plain

and veryy cocky

cheesecake1234
cheesecake1234

my top sexiest women.

1. Diora Baird

2. Kristen Bell

3. Sophia Bush

4. Kaley Cuoco

5. Rachel Bilson

6.Jessica Alba

7.Hilary Duff

8. Ashley Leggatt

9. Danneel Harris

10. Sarah Michelle Gellar

11. Elisha Cuthbert

12. Josie Maran

13. Anne Hathaway

14. Mandy Moore

15. Christina Milian

Top 5 Ugliest women

1.Lindsey Lohan

2. Paris Hilton

3. Nicole Ritchie.

4. Tara Reid

5. Jenna Jameson

( these are what i like to call the hollywood whores)

andressa
andressa

yeah!!!! brasiliana!!!!!!!!

BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ADRIANA LIMA IN FROM THE BRAZIL!

DAVE
DAVE

LINSEY DAWN McKENZIE IS MY NUMBER ONE PIN-UP AND THEREFORE SHE SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE AS SHE IS SO SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL !!!

Crazee Daisy
Crazee Daisy

Milla Jojovich... Oh yeah and Anne Hathaway should be closer to the top!

Crazee Daisy
Crazee Daisy

Chinnifer Maniston, Jawnifer Garner, Jennifer Love Hewitt...

Crazee Daisy
Crazee Daisy

Cinnifer Maniston, Jawnifer Garner, Jennifer Love Hewitt...

Crazee Daisy
Crazee Daisy

I agree with most of them except Rosario Dawson(Ugly and mannish), Giselle Bundchen(Just Ugly) and Alessandra Ambrosio(Average).

sara
sara

seriously think that Aishwarya deserved this numb1 spot.. look at those cannes pictures - i could physically cry... and unlike adriana she doesn't need to show as much skin to look even more amazing...

daylight robbery.

Christian
Christian

Geez. You all just shut up. She is hotter than Ana, Natalia, Gisele, Josie, Heidi, etc. AND SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A MAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCHES YOU ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE MS. LIMA HERE IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS AND YOU ARE NOT.

Billy
Billy

I Think Adriana is kind of hot. I prefer Pertra Nemcova. Adriana Lima has massive lips and does look like a fish. Petra looks like a chipmunk, though. But what's uglier a chipmunk or a fish? FISH. Anyway overall, Lima has hotter photos out there than Petra but when petra has a perfect pose with great cleavage and a perfect facial expression that is when I realize she is the world's greatest supermodel. By the way, the recent photos of Petra look like shit, Jackson can do better than that with a woman like Petra

la ecuatoriana 26
la ecuatoriana 26

i dunt agrre with da list much ......i mean whu put angie no.3 n kate beckinsale no.7.....kate shud b 1 n angie 2 or kate 2 n angie 1 !!

peace dudes !!

catinthehat
catinthehat

Hmmm...no.1, I think not. Geez, what has happened to all the classy chicks here? Nowadays all you need to do is hold your naked ass towards the camera and you´re considered beautiful. Adriana is average. She just has that "I like to f*** " expression that apparently equals beauty.

glauk
glauk

adriana lima is beautiful

but not as luisana

luisana is so so so beautiful

Alejandro
Alejandro

Adriana lima?? the first??? baaaaaagh. I prefer Alessandra Ambrosio

kate moss
kate moss

With Adriana as #1, and Jessica Alba, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Beckinsale, Petra Nemcova, and Charlize Theron all in the top 10, as a straight, wannabe-model teenage girl, this list makes sense to me. These women are so beautiful, they are all my idols! Good job everyone!

shelly
shelly

YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET THE IDEA THAT BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER!!!! EVERYONE WILL LOOK DIFFERENT IN EVERYONES EYES SO PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT SHES NOT NECCESARILY NUMBER ONE!! I PERSONALLY THINK SHES BEAUTIFUL AND VERY GORGEOUS, SHE HAS PERFECT DEEP TANNED SKIN NICE FEATURES SHES UNIQUE NOT THE EVERYDAY BLONDE BIMBO BUH BYE

Cali Girl
Cali Girl

Adriana is super hot! But as a Brazilian she's very typical. Vida Guerra doesn't deserve to be on ANYLIST. SHES FAT and has the face of a catchers mit!

oh btw, there's nothing wrong with anybody, not blondes or "half breeds" or ethnic people. PPL are way too predjuice and judgemental these days with out knowing shit about the person.

Tommy
Tommy

I think Adriana has a wonderous body. Her face reminds me of Raphael Nadal. Not good... A well deserved #1 however, if we factor in the fact that opinions will never agreed. Still, Alessandra is #1 in my books.

SCORPIOMAN
SCORPIOMAN

Who made this stupid fucking list. First off the sexiest woman on the PLANET is VIDA GEURRERA. HOW IS IT THAT SHE IS'NT EVEN ON THE LIST BUT CORNY ASS MANDY MOORE IS THERE.PLEASE. THIS LIST HAS TO BE FIXED.NO SIGN OF LISA RAYE MCCOY

OR THE PUSSY CAT DOLLS LEAD SINGER, OR CASSIE .THIS LIST IS INCOMPLETE.BESIDES YOU HAVE ELISHA CULBERT AT #11 AND ROSALYN SANCHEZ AS #44 BUT FLATASS DESPERATE HOUSE-WHORE AS #26,PLEASE. ENOUGH FLAT ASS FAKE BOOBED MODELS.RATE SOME REAL WOMEN WITH REAL BODIES. AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BEYONCE SHOULD BE ALOT HIGHER . THX

SCORPIOMAN
SCORPIOMAN

THIS LIST IS B.S. APPARANTLY NOBODY AT BASTARDLY HAS HEARD OF THE BEAUTIFUL MS.VIDA GUERRERA.LOOK HER UP. SHE IS THE TRUE #1 FOR THIS LIST AND ANY OTHER LIST YOU CAN COME UP WITH. AND WHY IS'NT LISA RAYE MCCOY ON THE LIST. ELISHA CULBERT #11 AND ROSALYN SANCHEZ #44. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. SKINNY NO ASSED ANOXEXIA MUST BE BACK IN STYLE,BECAUSE YOUR #1 IS CUTE,BUT SHE'S NO VIDA GEURRERA BY A LONG SHOT.

inflowence06
inflowence06

Man are you f-ing serious? How the hell can you have women like avril lavigne and nicole kidman and leave out VIDA GUERRA...man she was totally snuffed...she has to be top 10! You cannot make a list of the world's sexiest women without having Vida Guerra on there!

England Rules!!!!
England Rules!!!!

I agree with this list, much better then the FHM and maxim. and adriana lima is fucking hot as hell, an angel sent from heaven. and all that think she aint a virgin r just jealous whores, for your information adriana is a religous catholic, remember that before you lot think she aint a whore, and if she isint a virgin and she claims to be then why aint people like lenny kravitz and the prince of liechistein (sp) say that they have fucked her? or anyone else she may have fucked? if they went to the press with this there would be a hell of a lot of money involved. So that prooves it, no more jealous whores or stupid ass ugly blind over masturbating men saying she aint a irgin and is ugly coz she is the best!!!