Eva Longoria is single as long as the Spurs are still playing

You might watch Sportscenter and they flash a shot of Eva Longoria in the stands but you know she can’t possibly be at the beckoning call of Tony Parker the whole time. He’s got a championship to defend while she has a lot of Hollywood producers/directors and filthy rich men to sleep with. I bet she’s glad the Spurs won last night. Who can blame her, she is a desirable piece of ass…even though (that tool) JC Chasez got a many pieces.

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Derrick
Derrick

Shes pretty but after being internally shredded by Parker's size 16--you guys can have her.

Bell Curve
Bell Curve

"This chick is as ugly as Alba"

Dude, if you think Alba is ugly then you need to get yourself a new seeing-eye dog because you're clearly blind... or maybe gay and you just don't like women.

FANJAY
FANJAY

U stupid teens..shes GORGEOUS And I;d do her anyway..once you grow up you''ll appreciate a real woman, not lindsey lohan..

*WHATEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Jackson
Jackson

"be at the beckoning call"

fixed... yeah, I really need to proof read this stuff when working on this stuff in the middle of the night.

brett
brett

> be act the beckoning call of Tony Parker the whole time

what?

Steff
Steff

Why are women still wearing those horrible two piece same-coloured track suits?! Especially when they have gallons of money, fame, and access to designer goods! Please stop taking that for granted eva longoria/teri hatcher/jennifer lopez/other misguided female celebrities and go out and buy yourself some nice clothes. I dont wanna see your camel toe as youre strutting your rich, spoiled ass around in some nasty bright pink, purple, or lime green track suit with your starbucks coffees and fruity low-fat drinks in hand. Might as well just go full out and make that suit velour.

Sweet
Sweet

She's got the ugliest damn mouth. She looks like a damn mouse

bobo
bobo

I think her weight is fine, because of her small frame, any more weight and she'd look fat.

Guillermo
Guillermo

Without makeup she be very ugly.

nora
nora

She looks ugly as fuck in those pictures.

Jude
Jude

She's been around the block more times than the neighborhood ice cream truck.

Pretty, though. At least she doesn't have that used-up Hohan look yet.

Yet.

Caca Vaca
Caca Vaca

This chicks needs to eat something she starting to look like Terry Hatcher's skinny ass. Eat something Eva.

Lawrence Burnfish
Lawrence Burnfish

She's hot but overrated. She knows how to use the press to stay in the public eye. And she knows how to use Tony Parker too. But I'm sure he's not complaining.

john
john

she's tiny right?

for 98lbs she has a nice dumper

E Money
E Money

Has anyone ever seen this broad in person? She looks like a toothpick!

Jimbo
Jimbo

Jesus, this gal is torn up.