Bastardly Breaking News! Amanda Bynes pays for parking!

Oh man oh man! Here we see Amanda Bynes doing something that normal folks like me do…pay for meter parking! From the looks of it she might have been a little short of change and could’ve tried pulling one of those shiesty moves like slipping pennies in when it’s clearly marked that these meters usually only take quarters, dimes, and nickels…with those few bastard meters that only take quarters! Oh yeah, and it looks like she still got that red lipstick going for her.

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Francesca
Francesca

Oh I know who she reminds me of now! The Fat Terrence from The earth day brainwashing festival episode of South Park. Didn't he have a propensity for low slung elastic waistbands too? At least she doesn't look like one of the fat groupies that fat Terrance liked to bang.

BTW I liked the trailer park booze hag comment.

Francesca
Francesca

Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!! Did Ashley just say you can tell she's really pretty in that picture and you have to look for it?! Put down the crack pipe.

Good Lord!!! When that picture loaded I swear my neighbours could hear me cackling "oh my god" for 5 minutes in laughter.

I'm thinking Deputy Trudy Weigel's (Reno 911) uglier lesbian prison guard sister? Anyone else? I swear that face and expression could be a wmd. Anyone else think may be she fell out of Berta's (2 1/2 Men) family tree?

haltzmal
haltzmal

hahaha, fucking graffiti on the parking meter. that's fucking funny as fuck. and yeah she doesn't look like she does on TV here...

fiona is stupid
fiona is stupid

the only thing that makes girls go anorexic is other girls

Fiona
Fiona

You're all insane calling her fat. Would you rather her go back to anorexic like before? At least she's not half dead. Fuck you all, it's comments from people like you that make girls go anorexic.

Jay
Jay

She obviously gained weight. Weight gain will do that to you.

Cher
Cher

She looks like a big fat oinker. She needs a diet and fast. Instead of driveing a car she should drive everywhere!!

jake
jake

eating disorder

Victor
Victor

Maybe shes pregnant?

Bastardly Breaking News! Rachel Stevens pays for p
Bastardly Breaking News! Rachel Stevens pays for p

[...] In the tradition of such great citizens like Amanda Bynes and Brooke Shields, even Rachel Stevens across the pond does her due diligence and feeds the parking meter like everyone should. [...]

Ashley
Ashley

Mike your going to get STDS.

Mike
Mike

Yeah she look a lot better in movies or in What I like about you...but, hey, that's Hollywood man! This picture maybe not very good...but I would still lick her pussy and fuck the hell outta her! I mean, I know my cock would be perfect for her, so anyone who wants more details, contact me! I am so hot

I LOVE U AMANDA!
I LOVE U AMANDA!

YEA IM Swe|dish... I WATCH her Newest movie called Shes The Man Verry Good i I Think I Fell In Love with her? I Will See Her Some Time!!!! im 15 years OLD!!

I LOVE YA AMANDA

L L L L L ove ove ove ove !!!!

"Fucking her is nothing Wrong!

Bastardly Breaking News! Brooke Shields feeds the
Bastardly Breaking News! Brooke Shields feeds the

[...] It’s great to see that celebrities don’t take for granted that they still have to get quarters and feed the meter when parking on the street; here’s Brooke Shields on her way to yoga class. As small a star as Amanda Bynes or as big of a has-been as Brooke Shields, parking tickets doing avoid famous people. [...]

Big Papi
Big Papi

Hey, as long as she doesn't turn into a bone bag, I'd piss in her ass....

D##DY
D##DY

Idon't feel that she is ugly; i feel the opposite...but she looks so tiered. I loved that pic. b'cuz at least she's normal (paying a quarter)not showing off that she's an actress...bytheway i really like her even if she became a little fatter or teller or watever....

P.S:{But she better not change..} lol :p

Amanda Bynes @ 2006 CFDA Fashion Awards - The Bast
Amanda Bynes @ 2006 CFDA Fashion Awards - The Bast

[...] Amanda Bynes should never be photographed without having applied some of that sunless tanning stuff because the parking meter episode just ruined her hotness to me. Yes, I think she looks pretty fine here. [...]

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She looks fine to me. People who have skinny face look a lot older and when they age they look a lot older then people with skinny faces. That’s why people get collagen and other stuff put in there face to fill it out when they get older. That’s so mean to say here face is fat when it’s not, that’s why so many girls are anorexic. I think her face looks a lot better because it not skinny. I MEAN TAKE A LOOK AT THESE GIRLS DO YOU LIKE THEM AND THERE SKINNY FACES?

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I perfer fuller faces I think it makes people look more pretty. ;) thanx,

bye

O yea and she dosn’t have a fat face and i forgot to use commas. O fucking well!!!! : |

hayduke
hayduke

Nasty.. this belongs on buttaface.com

john
john

Bob:

learn how to take a joke

red
red

I hope she's just confdant enough in herself to not care what people think .. and wasn't actually thinking no one would catch her looking like this.

Bob
Bob

Kids, move on and grow the hell up.

VITO
VITO

COULD SHE LOOK ANY FATTER AND MORE FUG??!!!!!!!!!

HER HIPS REMIND ME OF A HIPPO WITH A HERNIA

Katie
Katie

Is it bullimia or anorexia that makes your face plump up? She's still skinny, it's just that her cheeks are the size of couch cushions.

marina
marina

omg so ugly!

she needs work it out and new breasts!

nora
nora

Who is it this fat ass bitch?

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

Ashley, not every woman is the same, dear. I bloat in my stomach and legs when I get my rag, and every once in a while a tiny bit in my face. It all depends on your sodium intake, natural water retention, and what type of vitamins you take, if any.

Lil Sol
Lil Sol

eww dear god you could have put a warning that this bitch is fugly

Gilmore Yeats
Gilmore Yeats

You'd think she could maintain her looks, she's young and rich - what the FUCK else does she have to do? God, I can smell the smegma and see the sootikins from here.

Cocaine Dream
Cocaine Dream

she looked so incredible when she was underweight! - used to look very elegant, attractive. i hope she succumbs to the pressure of hollywood and loses weight again. its so sad to see someone "let go" I WANT THE OLD AMANDA BYNES BACK WHEN SHE USED TO LOOK EMANCIATED

Crack makes you Fast
Crack makes you Fast

I don't think that's her. I don't know who the bitch is but i just googled her and i am doubting that these pics are of her.

HC
HC

wait a minute.. WTF?

i thought she is skinny as hell

ninja
ninja

maybe, she's just on her way upstairs to vomit up that bucket of kfc. amanda lose that cum bucket and get back to your above average hottness again.

john
john

This chick was never hot

caliban is right

smoke and mirrors

she's headed for 2 bills easy

Caliban
Caliban

Perfect example of Hollywood magic, nothing is as it seems, all smoke and mirrors, just like our (USA) politicians.

Ashley
Ashley

She pretty and ya'll know it. Look at that beautiful face.

She just looks like she has sun in her eyes or shes looking at somebody.

Ashley
Ashley

She not bloated. When your on your period everything dosn't bloat up that much just your stomach.

She dosn't look fat, her lower body dosn't look fat just her arms and face. She still hot to me there's uglier people out there.

Moose
Moose

Maybe she's putting on weight for a film

haha not

Bitch can't act

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

if it's her, the monthly bloat hits her hard......... she looks a bit pissed, I would be pissed off if someone snapped pics of me on my rag, too. :)

bobo
bobo

she looks bloated as fuck! YUCK

The Kitten
The Kitten

uhh i dont think thats her i think its just a girl who looks kinda like her in heavier form.

buck nasty
buck nasty

Oh & yes I would still fuck her.

buck nasty
buck nasty

What happened to this poor thang.She was on the fasttrack to being a real hottie. This may be a bad picture on a bad day,but ow, she looks like a pissed off trailer park booze hag.

Wagimawr
Wagimawr

Would plow.

Remember: a) fat chicks are hot. b) She's not fat. She had chubby cheeks when she started.