Bastardly Breaking News! Michelle Rodriguez Does Mouth Exercises Before Serving Jail time!

As most of you gossip whores must already know, Drunk Michelle Rodz is heading back to the slammer on May 31st for violating her parole. So naturally, taking that into consideration, a little exercising of the oral region never hurts. Of course, this is all in preparation for all the daily doses of security guard suckie-suckie action in exchange for her jail cell alcohol stash under her bed. Thankfully for Drunk Michelle Rodriguez, the sexual currency is accepted everywhere.

The bitch may be a straight up alcoholic, but she’s a damn smart one! You go girl!!!

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14 comments
Charlie
Charlie

I don't see why people think she's an alcoholic. admittedly she's made some drunken mistakes but shes a young women in her prime, why can't she go out and have a good time. people are being way too harsh

screenwriter That's Me!
screenwriter That's Me!

Stop being a vindictive flaccid bitch. Michelle is doing that mouth exercise to not develop jowls. The device is sold on QVC for $29.00 and alot of women use it. Goddess I fukin HATE jealous queens, go have a drink bitch.

leigh
leigh

i dont no why er body has to be so mean with all the nasty lil rude comments. i mean if you dont like her why y'all lookin her up? and half the shit y'all is sayin aint ev

en true

Compassion
Compassion

Geez the world today....people have such nice f'ing things to say don't they...hope we aren't all judged as harshly as people seem to do on this and other websites.

Michelle seems to be a totally kick ass chick..strong and able and down to earth. For those of you on here saying you'd "hit it anyhow" or try to sleep with her..what the hell makes you think she'd even look twice at you?

I suppose everyone on this site talking crap must not drink or do any intoxicants...a bunch of freaking angels you are huh.

Ease up off people...live life....don't survive through it.

Peace.

Just Passin' By
Just Passin' By

"I’d like to fuck’er in the face-cunt…"

Thats a really fuckin' funny way of putting that. That gave me a laugh.

pinky
pinky

I'd like to fuck'er in the face-cunt...

Candy
Candy

I think she will do just fine in Jail, she won't let others mess with her and I seriously hope she f**ks someone up if they do try to! I would laugh so hard!

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

she did weird mouth exercises in the Fast and the Furious.............. I think I like her better as a zombie in Resident Evil more than her real self......... the drunk zombie.........

Caliban
Caliban

She isn't a very good actress and is only mildly attractive at times, but I'd still hit it for the hell of it, whatever.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

She should get tossed in with Natasha Lyonne and these two little gals can talk about how their 15 minutes are almost up...

Nefarious1
Nefarious1

NO!!! Just Passin, don't let her get stabbed...if so then we miss the excitement of Drunk Michelle Rodriguez being arrested for being drunk three weeks after she gets out of jail from being drunk on probation for being drunk after she went to jail for being drunk the first time...let's do it!

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

This should be a breeze for her. Didn't she say that she like jail last time and really felt like she could connect with the other prisoners or some bullshit like that? What a dumb cunt!

Jackson
Jackson

dude, same pic for all photos man!