Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba wears a Buddha t-shirt

Jessica Alba looks like she needs some love and happiness in her life. Maybe she’s a little down because of the supposed break-up between her and Cash and her apparent move to New York. Jessica, I could be all the love and happiness you need in your life! I’ll let you rub me for good luck! Atleast Jessica had the decency to look presentable compared to earlier this morning’s Alicia Silverstone.

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magistic_star
magistic_star

vitoo i luvvv uu

i fuckin hate this ugly ass cunt

shez such an over-rated piece of shitt

gosh ppl

get ova her

Adriana Lima is sexierrr

ALessandra

Anna Beatriz

and MORE!

ipoh2u344
ipoh2u344

good blog is dead blog:-) long live!

Sorry
Sorry

this chick is so washed up she makes china doll look famous. seriously, get over her, and vito that was sum funny ass shit!!!! lol!!!!!

jp dutta
jp dutta

why do you guys talk about her like this she is hot and fuckable what else man need ?

are you guys fucking gay i would do her no problem

Alexander
Alexander

Alba's hot, though I wish she didn't have that tatoo on her back. On the other hand, as far as I know, she contains no silicone, which is a good thing.

In my book, nothing's a bigger turn-off than a set of fake boobs. Tatoos are a close second, but for Alba, I'll bite my tounge.

VITO
VITO

LOL CAMMI!!!!! AND JUNIPERHOTTIE, THE 'GASH'?? LOLOLOL!!!!!!! IM SO SICK OF THIS BITCH AND ALL HER STUPID PICS ON THIS SITE. THERES A FEW GIRLS THAT ARE SO FUCKIN SEXY ON THIS SITE, BUT SLABBA AINT ONE OF THEM. ITS LIKE THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING ON HERE ARE FAT, UGLY, STUPID AND A CUM DUMPSTER.

Cammi
Cammi

shes such a superficial cunt rag.

VITO
VITO

SHE SHOULDA BOUGHT IT IN AN XXXXLARGE, THA FAT CUNT.

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

angie, i think kitson in beverly hills makes it. i think Kitson has an online store too, they have AWESOME a stuff!!! you should check it out! :)

angie
angie

I love this shirt! Who makes it?

Noisegratte
Noisegratte

Fouteurs de merde de paparazzi, si seulement les stars pouvaient vivre comme nous, c'est a dire sans flash...

Matt C
Matt C

It's one thing to dislike a celeb, but who actually sits around and talks shit on ppl they'll never meet? Especially to the degree that you all do? HOw can u hold so much resentment for someone who doesn't even know you exist?

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

um, nice....? at least its a buddah shirt, which, inmy opinion, says, "lets smoke!" so therefore, i like her cuz shes into the greens ;)

JUNIPER!!!! whats up???? how was your R&R?

JuinperHottie;)
JuinperHottie;)

HA!!!! im laughing so hard!!!! to the same people, vito, you wish, phred, and wiseman, you all said it HAHAHAH! im sorry but this shit is hysTRERICAL!!!!!! especially vito!!!

that shirt looks cheap, but then again, the penny pincher shops at the....what the hell is tha name of that store? i think it is the same name as her pussy.....oh, the GAP

gross, more like GASH

NYC boy
NYC boy

oh disgusting. vito, that link really showed me how fat she is! i see her in the village all the time when shes here for ‘movies’ because shes so talented ( caugh-slut! caugh-overated! caugh-lacking talent! ) and she looks like a homeless person. a homeless person whos FED WELL!!!!!! besides shes indian and mexican and if anything stinks its them,everyone knows its a cross of BO and rotting animals. so that bitch got both ends of the smelly gene pool.

you wish
you wish

and its not because i didnt get the good genes in my family that i dont think shes hot, nor am i hating, but just cuz there are OTHER women who are hot dosent mean im anything but one cool BITCH!!!!! ... and jay is NOT hot on ANY level. jamie pressley is hot, shakira is hot, eva longoria is hot, kiera knightly, etc etc the list goes on and jay isnt part of it!!!!!

vito a little help?

you wish
you wish

im a lesbian, and i wouldnt look twice at her ugly face or her tree trunk legs or her dimpily ass. bet you could eat pudding out of the dimples of that huge gross celulite-y thing. didnt you people look at those nasty ass pics of jay and her tree trunk thighs and giant ass?!!!!! if not, look, and if you STILL feel shes "SOOOOO HOT!" then i guess fat bitches are in.....nasty, i like thin women! curves are good, but jay is more like jack black.

and give vito a fucking break, he fucking rules, hes so fucking hilarious!!!! tell 'em Phred!!!

Alex
Alex

Damn, Jessica Alba is so freakin NATURALLY fine. She makes Paris-bird nose-Hilton and all those other chicks look like the hags they are. Jessica Alba is beautiful.

glory
glory

both those girls are cute

denman
denman

oh my god..i know that girl.

Her name is cristina she lives in lA

I went to school with her thats why when I saw that picture of her I recognized her

right away. why is she here on batsrdly though?that girl is hella pretty,shes also a super swwet girl.how ,why is she on here.?

she looks like jessica alba though I remmber people telling that to her in school and she would just laugh.

theicecream man
theicecream man

so..

I never got to see Dark ngel ut shes hot!

why is everyone saying shes ugly?

who is this http://www.myspace.com/honey_gun

I sae it posted on here and i cant see any other pictures..can anyone else?if so who is she? shes fucking hot!!!

VITO
VITO

THANK YOU #17 !!!!!

VITO
VITO

THANKS PHRED, AND FOR FUCKS SAKES BITCHES, THIS IS HOW I WANNA POST!!!

I HAVE BEEN SMOKING THE CHRONIC ALL FUCKIN MORNING, AND STILL THE VERY SIGHT OF HER MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT. ESPECIALLY HER UGLY HUGE FEET, WHICH WE ALL KNOW MEANS ONE GIANT PUSSY HOLE! MY GUESS IS THAT YOU COULD FIT A DINING ROOM TABLE SET FOR 40, THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND THE DEATH STAR.

PHRED, DID YOU CHECK THE PICS? I KNEW YOUD ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF THEM.

TALK ABOUT A TANK BITCH!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

WHERE THE HELL IS YOURJUSTJEALOUS???!!!!!!

Phred
Phred

what you on?! Vito's great! And funny! Suck it!

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

I'm with Cal.

At first the Caps were annoying. Now the whole damn package is annoying.

Borderline paranoid schizophrenic?

Feigning schizophrenia's trendy -- not actually being schizphrenic.

There IS a difference.

Caliban
Caliban

Vito, one word, decafe.

That's a ton of tude my man, relax, here take this.......puff puff puff, now relax crony.

VITO
VITO

OH FUCK MO SLOBBA CAN WORSHIPPERS....MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MINDS!!! LOLOLOLOL!!! LOOK AT THIS PIC OF HER STUPID SHITTY MTV AWARDS PROMO! LOOK AT HOW TRULY FAT AND DIMPLY HER THUNDER THIGHS AND HUGE ASS IS!!!!! ITS PROOF!!! SHES IN YOGA PANTS!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

CHECK IT, AND PHRED AND JOHN.....SMEAR SOME VASELENE ON YOUR PUTER SCREEN...I KNOW YOU FUCKIN HATE THAT RANCID MORBIDLY OBESE CUNT AS MUCH AS I DO CHECK IT BITCHES!!!!!

http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&info=Jessica Alba Fights on MTV Pictures

DONT SAY I WASNT RIGHT!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

SUCK IT ALBATROSS WORSHIPPING LOOSERS

me
me

beautiful face, hot body, slurp slurp.

Phred
Phred

when you have as many people loving you as you have hating you, I would've thought the two states would cancel out and you just end up being normal, not super-hot... that doesn't make sense, it goes against the laws of mathematics and nothing, I repeat nothing can go against the laws of mathematics.

Cindylover1969
Cindylover1969

Oh sorry, Wiseman... then again, he belies his name. :)

Cindylover1969
Cindylover1969

When you have as many people calling you overrated as calling you hot, you are definitely hot. I'm with Caliban rather than Workman.

Knott
Knott

That's not Buddha, it's a Buddhist monk named Pu Tai. He was called the "Laughing Buddha" but not Buddha himself. Man, I'm lame.

Dustin Diamond
Dustin Diamond

She loses some serious karma points for not getting nekid.

Moelicious
Moelicious

John Buhoney

who gives a shit if sum1 wears a buddha t shirt this is bull shit

John, you're a genius!

Ashley
Ashley

She is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY. One of the prettiest celebs.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Yes destroy the building. Thats the way to burn those donuts off.

John Buhoney
John Buhoney

who gives a shit if sum1 wears a buddha t shirt this is bull shit

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

NO! I want a FULL BAKERs DOZEN! That's 12+1 for lucky THIRTEEN!!! Krispy Kreme's divine! Thank you!

Excuse me now, I have to phone the front-end loader to come pick-me-up. I wanna go to a movie tonite...so we're going to take a wrecking ball to the side of the Multi-Plex, so I can watch mother-effin' X-MEN from the parking lot. After the show, I'll invite patrons to come out and view my puffy ankles and induce a diabetic coma with a box of Hot Tamales.

:) (BeeeP!...BeeeP!....BeeeP!)

Caliban
Caliban

She is hot no matter how much some of you hate her. I don't care if she can't act well, she won't need to act out her orgasms with me.

She surpasses the fuckable category into lickable, IMO.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Nodak.....You want some donuts well....will you settle for half a dozen original glazed donuts from krispy kreme?

And yes that was me who probably called you fat although eating all those donuts probably dont help.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Wise! That's right. The Brits' BANK HOLIDAYS... LOVE those! HANDY! Especially since we have ATM's EVERYWHERE...

And I can't remember, either... But are you the guy who I said probably had bad teeth and you said I was probably fat (UK vs. US?) If so...here's a toothbrush and where's my case of Dunkin' Donuts!??!

Wiseman
Wiseman

Nodak....Memorial day weekend?? We don't have that here in London. A 3 day weekend since monday was a bank holiday.