Bastardly Lady of the Day – Harmoni

Harmoni writes:

I’m half white and half Puerto rican. GO PUERTO RICO! I want to be Bastardly Lady of the Day, I even included pics with no makeup….go on…. give me your best shot.

Do you like your boobs?
I have small boobs….as you can see. And I think bigger ones are more attractive. But I would NEVER get a boob job.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I’m a virgin. And I don’t plan on marrying a geezer.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
When I was like 11 I got “you look like a little Britney Spears” which if you notice by now, is an insult.

What makes you Bastardly?
We need more Bastardly Puerto Ricans.

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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GTS.Coupe
GTS.Coupe

You are indubitably the finest thing ive seen. 10/10

valentino
valentino

all her pics is sweet unless the last one , she looks like u just ask her to lik ur ass

Kal
Kal

You, me lady, are a flower from heaven...you don't deserve to be on this same planet let alone site as the rest of these scank hootchie mamas!

:)

KLR
KLR

You are pretty cute..... but wait, I'm confused, which picture are you NOT wearing makeup in?? The one wear you have SUNGLASSES on? That doesn't really count, babe.

Alrightythen
Alrightythen

Hispanics are people of Spanish decent!.. they are NOT a race! its like saying people from Spain/Portugal[southern europe] are not white!

The majority of mexicans mainly associate themselves with the native americans, not hispanics.

Hispanics are mainly in South America, not Central!

get ur facts right!

* Oh yeah and to be honest the whole ideology of Race is just,, well,, racist..

Fuck Paris
Fuck Paris

Okay, I'm too lazy to read all the comments...she's a very attractive girl, whether or not she posted her own pics... But will these chicks (it's a number of them now) please stop lying and saying they're not wearing makeup? There's a difference between (a) heavy skanky makeup (b) natural makeup and (c) no makeup. Kudos for wearing more natural makeup than some of the other BLOTDs but please don't pretend you're not wearing makeup, mmkay? You can fool guys with that crap but women can tell when another chick is wearing makeup and trying to pretend she's not. Bzzzzt.

Crisa
Crisa

Shes beautiful, very pretty. even though im not a fan of blondes, shes gorgeous.

badmammajamma
badmammajamma

cwhitfi04-you explained that to the apparently brain-damaged Maria perfectly.

Maria-God, you're stupid.

elle
elle

I would like to know what you people have against blondes???? would you rather everyone be the "cookiecutter" exotic brunete latina???? That would be boring.

Tragic Hero
Tragic Hero

Caliban...I don't know whats more entertaining... me having such fun with this alias, the dumbass commoners Em and Maria unaware of their own ignorace and stupidity or the motherfukkers like you on my jock...do you luv my style?...

how u look like hawkin Hero like that?...c'mon panda...take notes and step up your can collectin empire...no duck duck goose

Your level of sophistry is probably not very high so go that way son------>

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Question: So if someone posted her without her knowledge, who's responsible? Because the respondant to the questions showed thoughtfulness, smarts and perhaps even some integrity... WHO dat BE? Jackson? :)

dirtygirl
dirtygirl

3 phred...whoah...you got the life baby...

Caliban
Caliban

"lol @ at the ignorant Community College heads in here saying she can’t be puerto rock. haha…american education system lost."

Tragic Hero, I dub you King (or Queen) of ASSumptions and blanket statements, Long Live The King.

Oh and Stoned Housewife, never put down the bong.

giselserooter
giselserooter

hrm..guys wanna bang ya but dont wanna know ya

Phred
Phred

exactly, stop knocking her, why would she lie to people she doesn't even know or care about? My family is bangladeshi(mum) and Burmese(dad), but my sister happens to have hazel-green eyes while the rest of us have brown eyes (it's not only a latin feature obviously), so how do you explain that?! Huh?! Excatly.

So if she says she's Puerto Rican, then she is, we have no evidence to suggest otherwise, so our null hypothesis still stands.

Cherry
Cherry

I think I can believe her that she is half puerto rican because look at CAMERON DIAZ she is half CUBAN . And I have a friend who's parents are both mixed (african-caucasian) with really dark skin , but she has really fair skin. Sometimes people just don't fall in their supposed categories

Reckless
Reckless

This girl is special, she's really pretty. I wish I knew her ;)

cwhitfi04
cwhitfi04

BTW, Mar cite-

Nationality is NOT necessarily the country "you're born in"- most often people use it to denote their ancestry. Most people filling out the census here ARE AMERICANS by nationality- so that whole "tracking immigrants" argument is ridiculous. How many African Americans were born in Africa, let alone have seen it? Or someone who considers themself Asian American? Does this mean they were born in Asia? The census records RACE, THAT IS WHY hispanics are asked to specify, because they can be any race. This is why some people were initially opposed to adding "mixed" race to the census years ago; it's harder to categorize people that way.

Check out the U.S gov's website to learn more about the purpose of the census...

cwhitfi04
cwhitfi04

Mar/cite-

I don't recall disrespecting you. But maybe you were cursing out badmamawhat's hername. My mother is from the Dominican Republic, so I think I know a little about the whole hispanic race thing. Puerto Ricans consider themselves a "race" but we all know that they are really a conglomerate, admixture of different races (black, spanish, Indian). But please don't preach that whole "I'm hispanic by race argument"- because if that was the case- if they really were one big unified group- why do they all go to major ends to specify exactly what they are? Case in Point: try calling a Mexican a Rican or vice versa. Or call a Cuban a Columbian. If they are all apart of the same race, why does the distinction matter? Same Nationality, that's the extent of sameness. I went to school with a girl from Panama. she was obviously a black girl with African ancestry. Sure, Panama was her culture and Spanish her language. But the first thing people thought when they saw her was that she was a "black" girl. She got very tired of explaining, "no, I'm not black, I'm a Latina!" Sometimes people didn't believe her until she spoke fluent Spanish in front of them. My point is that race is defined by arbitrary physical characteristics that place you into a racial group.

Hispanics can be ALL different races, but it is NOT a race in itself.

capt_jack_sparrow
capt_jack_sparrow

Ashley: Sorry to say but white women can never be in that league. However I would recommend you to be the bastardly lady of any day

capt_jack_sparrow
capt_jack_sparrow

Ahoy! a virgin.. i hope to plunder her loot soon as the tides come over!

Btw: we need more bsatardly ladies like her

María
María

cwhitfi04 has got it mixed up.

badmammajamma, kiss my MEXICAN ass, which is my NATIONALITY. Hispanic is very much a race, you can call yourself white/hispanic, black/hispanic brown/hispanic, whatever. A fucking nationality is the country you're born in, and the fucken cesus asks you to specify because that's one more way to track immigrants you cunt. Puertorican is not a race, it is a nationality, just like mexican, brazilian, venezuelan, you goddamn name it. Latino/hispanic is the whole grouping of those nationalities. Read as latino= latin america... get the facts staright, "smart" bitch.

Ashley
Ashley

FUCKING GORGEOUS!

You are the very definition of hot, pretty, gorgeous... all that.

I'm jealous.

cwhitfi04
cwhitfi04

Hispanic is NOT a race. It is a nationality, united by a common language. For example, are Shakira, Sammy Sosa, Celia Cruz, and Jennifer Lopez the same race? NO. But they are all Hispanic peoples. J-Lo is Rican by race, Sosa and Cruz are obviously black Latinos. They are not all the same race, that is obvious by looking at them.

That is why on the census if you check Hispanic, there's a place asking you to specify (Mexican, South American, etc). Hero's right about this one.

Benny Chazetio
Benny Chazetio

Seems like on of those white girls who just threw Puerto Rican in her interview just so she can get compliments as being "Exotic" or something.As stated by others...typical cookie cutter blonde with a hook nose...sighs....

Benny
Benny

Puerto Rican?Uh huh....well your doing a HORRIBLE job at reppin it Boricua style...I'm Puerto Rican and Dominican.Rep it up girl!Stop trying to be barbie.....ughh can't stand blondes....Stop tanning...your gonna be burnt charcoal next.

Emily
Emily

Tragic go back to grade school.Hispanic is a fucking race you trash bag heathen.

María
María

Stupid fucking hero, take your fist out of your chilango fag ass. Hispanic, latina not a race? You know squat pendejo. And you know you looove tortillas just as much as I do. Heee...

SESSY
SESSY

On her myspace profile she says she's 17. I can believe that.

Nancy (the original)
Nancy (the original)

I agree with #82...my neice has blond hair,blue eyes and looking at her mother (my sister),no one would think she was biologically related to us. But she is. When you're mixed,you're not always going to look like everything you're mixed with.

Boo
Boo

she is not PASTY!!!! She looks pretty tanned!

Boo
Boo

In the 1st pic she looks a lil bit like Nicole Richie[when she was in between her fat and skinny stage]... She looks rlly puerto rican in that pic!

and even if she did not look puerto rican is does not neccesarily mean she isn't!

e.g: i'm arabic and i look white

get it??

Leila
Leila

We have no real knowledge of her real age. this is a meaningless diatribe.

stephani
stephani

no. by repeating that she's only been famous for 5 years would mean she was underage. But by acknowledging the FACTS you get her real age.

badmammajamma
badmammajamma

All you people who are saying she can't be Puerto Rican because she's blonde with blue eyes are a bunch of damn halfwits. I happen to know someone who's 100% Puerto Rican, was even born there, and he has red hair and he's really white with freckles. His sister is kind of olive with brown hair. Genetics are funny things. The people who think all Puerto Ricans have to be dark skinned with dark hair need to get your heads out of your asses.

angelfood
angelfood

Depending on who was the conquering army - Spain, Portugual and any other latin race (Brazil too) can be dark or light. FYI - as a rule, it is the "royal" latin that is blonde hair and blue-eyed! I have both the dark and light and that is where the blue eyes, and famous hazel-green eyes come from. So get off it already.

#63 that really doesn't look like her like #71's does...#75(Stephani) that girl you are speaking of - isn't that Lisa S? I agree with you 100% - so stated back in my message #41! Except I think Harmoni looks like Lisa S' little sister before the "ho" days!

sgt. Pepper
sgt. Pepper

Harmoni means Harmony (exactly) in Swedish. Pleasant name.

Leila
Leila

Stephani---

Facts about Brittney Spears are completely irrelevant and useless and promote little more than the negative image of being celebrity obsessed. Seriously, what difference does it make what precise year she made her start? By calling attention to that, you clearly missed the entire point of the comment.

SESSY
SESSY

People on here are saying that she looks more white than Puerto Rican cuz she's got blue eyes and blonde hair(which is dyed that way I'm pretty sure) and she's pasty. Okay, sure, she could be lying about it all but I am half Spanish(my mother is from Spain-full Spanish family) She's got olive skin, brown eyes and almost black hair) and she married my dad who is German/Polish and has red hair/freckled skin. I ended up with hazel eyes, dark blonde hair, skin that tans well. I look white, but my mom's side of the family says I look Spanish at times(like when I dyed my hair brunette and also when comparing pictures of my great grandfather and me(we have similar facial bone structure-no I don't look manish, he was a very handsome man and I am just the pretty female conversion) But when other people find out I'm half Spanish they say I don't look it at all. Anyways, one of my sisters has lighter blonde hair and blue eyes and skin that burns and my other sister has brown hair and brown eyes and skin that tans very well. So as you can see, just cause someone is half of a certain type of race doesn't mean that they are going to look it.

stephani
stephani

I just don't like it when people talk without knowing facts.

Tragic Hero
Tragic Hero

b1tching?...my responses are as noble and true as I art and you need to peep how clean the fade is.....my, my , my....and im for the children...be lucky that Hero lowers himself to indulge lower class women like yourself....

Hero's parents are from Patagonia so he knows latin hos... trust, your belief that latin hos can't look a certain way are based dogmatic and ingorant views, not based in reality.

Tis both gentlemanly and noble to admit when one has been wrong, which is why most wenches refuse this act.

Leila
Leila

god Stephanie, sorry I don't google Brittney Spears or possess the common knowledge that you do of her date of career stardom. What was I thinking Stephanie. My god, I bow to you. You far superior pop culture officionado. fuck you.

stephani
stephani

I agree with Kathryn. You guys can't really judge her for her heritage. I'm half mexican and half white and i look WHITE!!!

good going Kathryn

*kathryn*
*kathryn*

geez, if she considers herself PUerto Rican, than she's a damn Puerto Rican. what is she suppossed to do, drape herself in a flag?