Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba Feeds Homeless People Sprinkled Donuts

For all those who hate Jessica Alba, what do you have to say now?

I don’t know about you bastards, but I see “Future Angelina Jolie” written all over her! She’s slowly working her way to adopting a kid from the ghettos of Beverly Hills

Here are more snaps of J.Alba’s yummy altruistic side.

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Paige
Paige

OBVIOUSLY she did this for publicity. Oh, nice DIOR shades, by the way. Having fun showing them off to the homeless?

DIOR SHADES= $$$$$$$

That designer dress=$$$$$$$

Those designer sandals=$$$$$$$

Box of donuts and 15 minutes= zilch.

Vrocks
Vrocks

Nicely done Jessica :) Keep Going , fans are with ya :D

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

ashley!!!! #44 is ALSO you!!!

hahahahaha you like to talk shit about yourself dont you?

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

Ashley

I can say what ever the fuck I want. I don’t like comments #42,#43 and #44 and so on. Go lick your mama’s vagina,Suckyour daddy’s dick and get off of here!

yeah, ashley/bobby/whoever your posing as now----

uuuummm..... #'s 42 and 43 are.,........YOU. as ASHLEY. so before YOU go ranting on shit you dont know about, why dont you just go back to 7th grade?

oh, i forgot, this must be your 3rd time repeating it, huh?

better yet, go poke an angry, pissed of dinosaur sized pitbull.

what a dumbass

VITO
VITO

MY WORDS ARE FREE, I THINK SHES AN OVERRATED SLUT WITH ZERO TALANT. SHE THINKS THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HER FAT ASS AND SHE CAN BARELY READ. PLUS, HER FACE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE RAN OVER IT WITH A WEEDWHACKER, AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES 4....... SORRY GUYS, IM NO KIDDIE LOVER! MICHEAL JACKSON CALLED, ASSHOLES, HE WANTS HIS PEDOPHILIA BACK BITCHES.

AND YES, BABOON ALBA, ASHLEY IS A 4 YEAR OLD RACIST JEJUNE TWAT.

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

baboon alba, YES that IS THE ashley who is racist, a bigot, and i once said, in the bastardlys sexiest women, that scarlett johansen is beautiful and sexy, and the bitch ranted "eww your gross jealous! your a gross nasty lesbian!!"

what an assclown. she signs on as bobby AND as ashley, so can we say...SCHIZTO????!!!???!!!!

plus, we all know shes only 12

baboon alba
baboon alba

Ashley are you that same Ashley who posted on the other site about lesbians being gross just out of curiosity was that you?

dog walker
dog walker

Vito I would pay money to know why you hate Alba so much.

SURFER
SURFER

I know Dark Angel is no longer on the air, and I've never actually seen that show, but I absolutely hate Jessica Alba. Her "beauty" is perhaps the most overrated in Hollywood today and I have yet to see or read an interview where she does not come across as a completely stuck-up snob. Add to that the fact that she is a horrible actress. I know I can't be the only one who despises her.

Cammi
Cammi

pretty much, sdhomeboy (#75)!!!!! cant stand the wentch

SDhomeboy
SDhomeboy

Jessica Alba the next Angelina Jolie give me a break I've seen Honey, Fantastic Four, and Blue Crush, she cant act for shit only reason people cast her in movies is to see her shake her ass. And she's a conservative stuck up prude who complains about not getting better parts in movies, hey if she can act half as good as Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johansson she'd be on freakin easy street but she can't. So Jess if you happen to see this be greatful for what you got and drop the prude act it doesnt fly in HOllywood.

VITO
VITO

NOT SEEIN IT. LOL

Brandon
Brandon

ashleys right

complete publicity stunt so she can be the new 'it girl (but the girl next door look! )" bull shit for that lame comedy shes doing ( with ) dane cook. alone w/ doing with it everyone else. you know, because shes special. icky icky girl

Ashley
Ashley

I think the hoimeless person is a woman, not a man. I think that might make more sense.

Ashley
Ashley

I think it's a homeless woman.

VITO
VITO

BASTARDLY BREAKING NEWS!!!! JESSICA ALBA'S PURILE AND INANE PUBLICITY STUNT!!!

FIRST OFF, PPLE SHE IS AN AFRICAN WOMAN ( THE ONE W/ THE MISMATCHES SHOES HEY GIVE HER A BREAK SHES HOMELESS) WHO IS A FAN AND SLOBBA WAS ON HER WAY TO SOME DIRECTORS HOUSE SO SHE CAN FUCK HIM FOR HER ROLE, OH SHIT I MEAN SHE WAS GOING TO AUDITION FOR SOME SILLY SPIT RIDDEN CRAPPY MOVIE, AND THE WOMAN ASKED HER FOR ONE. FUCKIN GET OVER HER ALREADY.

ALL YOU SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS DONT LIKE MY OPINION? (ERRRR, BLOG SITE??!!!!)

CAN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW SHES A DIRTY VD INFESTED CUM DUMPSTER.

AND JEALOUS, I LOVE YOU

NODAKGIRL? WHEN ARE WE GOIN OUT FOR COFFEE?

bekah
bekah

so yeah...the "homeless" guy....may be he got kicked out of his house for wearing mismatched shoes..

i've kicked people out for less..

Brandon
Brandon

laurenzo

is this some sort of publicity stunt to make jessica alba look like she gives a damn about homeless people? if she really cared she would make an annonymous contribution, or at least dress down a bit for christ’s sake. those dior sunglasses probably cost around $300 bucks, and that dress I can’t even imagine. plus look at her forhead in the pictures, its like someone stretched golden brown, oily skin over a skull and had a hard time doing it. im dissapointed.

yes...thank you, that said it all about that ugly fat bitch. dont you love how she called the pple pervs when she got her (caugh, FIXED-caugh!) award? what a fucking asshole. i hope she dies

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

Matt C

Way to go, Anon! By the way, if you try to logically reason with these idiots, they just give you the “this is a blogsite, and we can say what we want” reply. And, unfortunately, they can. But it’s just a small group of extremely sad people who are so pathetic that this is what they do for fun. It makes them feel better. So fuck ‘em. Losers

and why are YOU here, please..... pray tell, Matt...?

VITO
VITO

NO WAY SHES STILL A FATTY FAT FATSO

CRACKA
CRACKA

looks like she should eat one too

VITO
VITO

IM WITH YOU JEALOUS! COMPLETE AND UTTER PUBLICITY STUNT, AND YEA IT WAS FOR A FEW OF HER FANS I SAW THE LINK ON ANOTHER SIT TOO ACTUALLY. FUCK THAT, BITCHES, SHES NO JOLIE! SHES GIVIN OUT CANDY TO PEOPLE WHO PROBABLY GOT NO TEETH!!!!!! HOW CHARITABLE OF HER!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING CUNTRAG. NUTHIN BUT A FUCKIN CUM DUMPSTER, A USED TISSUE.

DONT LIKE MY OPINION ON SLOBBA? FUCKIN SUCK IT

my idol
my idol

aww thats so sweet i love her shut the hell up for all you haters out their you dont even know her so shut up i love ya jess

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

DAMN!!!!! i mean, whoa!!!!! as much as i dislike to agree with ashely, shes right, this is a site to love on/hate on people. thats why its a blog site :) but yeah, my guess is MOS DEF publicity stunt!!!!!!! shes wearing a furstenberg wrap, dior sunglasses and my guess either manolo/choo or prada sandals......riiiiiggghht....when / distribute food for the homeless at my charity events, i wear a fucking barrell and a hair net heehee!!!! please!!! WHO gives out giant cupcakes/donuts/rubber dildos/whatever to homeless with all that bling on? who i ask you WHO???!!!!!!!

Ashley
Ashley

Your just putting your self down you stupid cock fucker!

Ashley
Ashley

Matt C it looks like this is what you do for fun to. Why the fuck are you can here you stupid fucking ass hole. Talking about O these lame ass people are on here typing for fun your on here to you stupid fucking idiot.

john
john

you are right of course caliban

it is as masturbatory as everything that goes on here

the problem is you and i

and a bunch of other people see that.

They do not

Caliban
Caliban

John I was just about to rag on that hypocrite too but I figured sometimes arguing with these types is like jerking off with a cheese grater while chewing on tin foil.

Caliban
Caliban

I hate coconut cupcakes, the only way to eat coconut is right after you crack the bitch open and let it chill in the fridge a while.

john
john

"Way to go, Anon! By the way, if you try to logically reason with these idiots.."

Matt C:

curses and blind supposition are not logic

now as far as logic

a question for you

and anon,

and the litany of people who call us all losers for picking celebrities apart

according to your logic, picking people apart, celebrities in particular makes one

a (and you can insert your favorite synonym for slothful here)

fat, lazy, worthless looser.

so what does that make Howard Stern

Dennis Leary

David Spade

Jon Stewart

or pretty much any comedian except for bill cosby

Comedy IS making fun of people

picking them apart

laying bare their hypocrisies and foibles.

And what exactly are you doing with your posts?

sitting at your computer picking us apart for picking celebrities apart.

at least we are picking apart famous people

you and your ilk are picking apart nameless faces in the cyber crowd

even one step closer to the anonymity, and meaningless you seem to fear so much

D Duke
D Duke

The colored boy she's giving a cupcake to looks more on the queer side than homeless.

laurenzo
laurenzo

is this some sort of publicity stunt to make jessica alba look like she gives a damn about homeless people? if she really cared she would make an annonymous contribution, or at least dress down a bit for christ's sake. those dior sunglasses probably cost around $300 bucks, and that dress I can't even imagine. plus look at her forhead in the pictures, its like someone stretched golden brown, oily skin over a skull and had a hard time doing it. im dissapointed.

hey me
hey me

Listen Yah okay!! People who say they are a mix of 10 races are seriously annoying! Well you may like it cos all the while when you are getting fucked, you may like to wonder what piece of ass you are actually fucking! Calling my gal Hot is not being a racist and your calling me a Hindu definitely is. By the Way how do you know I am a hindu? I may be a muslim, a sikh or a buddhist. Is it just because your microscopic small mindset always makes you associate names with religion and behavior? Get a grip on your life

Moreover, Im so surprised that you read everyones comments so deeply and then analyze them. YAWN

Crisa
Crisa

shes beautiful.flawless. shes getting too skinny though, and I would have to say, i dont think giving ONE cupcake away equals a headline saying she was feeding the homeless!

Matt C
Matt C

Way to go, Anon! By the way, if you try to logically reason with these idiots, they just give you the "this is a blogsite, and we can say what we want" reply. And, unfortunately, they can. But it's just a small group of extremely sad people who are so pathetic that this is what they do for fun. It makes them feel better. So fuck 'em. Losers.

Ashley
Ashley

I can say what ever the fuck I want. If you have a problem stop coming on here and reading this you fucking ass hole. Go stuff your mouth with a dick and shut the fuck up! You stupid fucking cock sucker. What the fuck do you think this website is for, so you can say whatever the fuck you want. If you got a problem with what I said go suck your mama's tit. BOOO HOOO I don't give a fuck if you don't like my comments go shove it you as hole. Go to another site because your fucking boring and have nothing to say but I don't like comments #42,#43 and #44 and so on. Go lick your mama's vagina,Suckyour daddy's dick and get off of here!

Yah......Okay
Yah......Okay

LOL OK Moe, I'll let you win this time! but Ashley needs to shut the fuck up though!

Ashley
Ashley

and not all homeless people are on drugs while at least not the ones in shelter's because they test them before they let them stay in the shelter. They won't accept druggies or alcohol's. Will at least out here it's like that.

Ashley
Ashley

and that woman is homeless because wear I live homeless people can get new clothes while used clothes from this place wear you can drop off your used clothes for people who cant afford them. And if they homless they would try to get into a shelter and that's where they can wash the clothes. Don't ya'll know anything about homelss people. Maybe if ya'll would help more homeless people you would know.

Ashley
Ashley

Why didn't she give the homeless person the whole box of doughnuts? Instead of just giving them one. Like she couldn't afford another box of doughnuts.

Moelicious
Moelicious

Yah...Okay, the homeless theory is so much juicier!!

come on, at least give us that much...

Yah......Okay
Yah......Okay

Oh, and by the way rajat, I think you are the racist one! You were the one talking so much shit about how the BLOTD was crap because of how many different races she was and then stated how your INDIAN girlfriend was HOT because she was only one race. Do I really need to explain my anger and comments twards you? Are you really that retarded? Were your mother and father cousins? Check yo self fool.

Yah......Okay
Yah......Okay

AND the fucking doughnut is coconut. all of you are foolish.

Yah......Okay
Yah......Okay

Calling someone a hindu is not being a racist. It is just stating the facts!

By the way, the person in the photo is just on of her fans. she is giving a doughnut to on of her fucking fans!

http://hollywoodtuna.com/

hey me
hey me

Hey. I got the trick now. I resemble her only the pics in which I am smiling. Well my lips are zipped. What if paparazzi hound me thinking I am this piece of shit!