Bastardly Breaking News! Elisha Cuthbert grabs a smoke

Looks like Elisha Cuthbert’s secret to staying thin and hot after another night on the town is to smoke. We’re not promoting cigarette smoking here at The Bastardly but I’m not going to complain it keeps hot chicks staying hot.

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Elisha rocks
Elisha rocks

lol it looks like shes was on weeeeed or somethin but still she's hot just hope she doesn't smoke too much so she can stay hot.

al
al

man thats sad, she is so beautful but she has to smoke :( that is so unattractive...

ohhno
ohhno

I guess shes is just another pretty face with stinky ciggy breath, what a waste!

Axl Rose
Axl Rose

alllright, u fags need to shit the fuck up. who fuckin cares if she smokes? is it bothering u? u guys r fuckin queers. 'oh it will make her smell' boo fuckin hoo. does it look like shes cares? y the fuck do u care?

The Kitten
The Kitten

who the fuck cares if she smokes or if anyone smokes? its a fucking cigarette. if people want to smoke, let them smoke! maybe she was just having ONE ciggy anyway. maybe she only smokes occasionally. you know it IS possible people.

im so sick of these rude assholes who think its acceptable and its their duty to yell at smokers and fake cough in their face and tell them they smell bad and are going to die. god, get a life! it makes me want to smash their face into the pavement.

btw i dont even smoke.

well, only on occasion. and its been that way for years so dont tell me some 'youll be addicted before you know it!' bullshit thanks.

AXE
AXE

Oh no, she is smoking, It's bad, really bad, I'm in shock...

red
red

Oh no.. is she taking the Tara Reid road .. of smoking, drinking.. partying? I hope not.. for her sake.

fatback
fatback

Chef- I totally agree. Smoking or not she's hot. Beauty is fleeting. By the time the smoking catches up to her they'll be a whole other set of hot young starlets to enjoy. Besides, how will she burn you on the chest during sex if she doesn't have a cigarette?

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Any time we can help out just call.

Sean
Sean

I want to thank everyone who contributed to this thread. It made me laugh out loud at least a half-dozen times. So a hearty "Thank you and well done" to all of you.

And special recognition to StupidIdiots and Buck Nasty. You two are hilarious.

Ashley
Ashley

Ya'll are some sick mother fuckers!

Forsakenzoul
Forsakenzoul

WHY!!!!! WHY !WHY!!!! ::dreams shatter like a glass window:: if there is one thing i find a MAJOR turn of is a girl smoking :( i have nothing against them at alla nd its totally their decision but WHY!!!!!!!!

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

One more question Stupid, or do you prefer Idiot, do you have baskets of boyscout underware in your closet??? I thought so. Ladys & Gentlemen we have a wiener.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Thanks for the grammar lesson dickhead or is it dick-head. Feel free to E-mail me any time on the way I speak or type for that matter Stop by if you'd like & we can talk about it. Then I will beat you like a Red-Headed step-child. But the way you speak to people & put them down, I think you've had quite a few ass kickings or lickings & probably by some 8th graders with much better grammer than mine.

As far as your opinion goes you know what they say"opinions are like ass-holes,

everyone has one". But I think yours is a little more reamed out than most. Your asshole that is. IDIOT

felicia
felicia

I agree smoking is preety gross although every guy I've ever dated smokes Im forced to put up with it. But it doesn't make anyone look sexy she will probably turn into Courtney Love real soon.

StupidIdiots
StupidIdiots

Bitter and retarded. Stop being such an insecure loser Nasty. Seriously, grow up. You're not 'cool' just b/c doing stupid crap is acceptable by your half-assed standards. And you might also want to get a Thesaurus to help you on your vocabulary which seems to be a little 8th grade. I don't tell people what to do or else I'd be emailing you on how to speak. I just like to give my opinion, and it just so happens that my opinion is the way it goes and there is only one right way. I don't like gray, it's just black and white.

glimmer
glimmer

laserbeams go the the bastardly forums. i rapidshared you a couple of examples.

the subject line of the posts for laserbeams. you can't miss it.. :)

Caliban
Caliban

"Same way some girls can queef on demand."

Bingo, what an amazing part of the anatomy, it's so versatile, just like my remote for the TV.

Buck makes a point, kids need to make there own mistakes no matter how much information to the contrary they hear, as he said the smart ones will figure this out and learn, insulting smokers doesn't help their addiction.

Dustin Diamond
Dustin Diamond

“How does a woman inhale a smoke w/her pussy? That can’t be real!!”

Same way some girls can queef on demand.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

If it's cool to be an idiot then you are the king. I don't think it's cool smoking I did when I was 18 years old. But I had to figure it out by myself, but 8 beers , 6 cigs & a couple of joints & I don't think I was really concerned with anything back then. Most kids -The smart ones anyway- will figure out that it's a nasty habit that makes you look older than you are, and will kill you in time. A face like an old catchers mitt & a iron lung are not glam. BUT preaching to people & telling them what not to do & telling them they smell like dog shit is not what I call helping the situation.AND for your info I am not a complete moron just a half. SO Fuck off you wall banging,screaming,guarrenteed for life,swiss-movement,dick-licking,moose fucking,peabrained,2-bit ,lowlife cocksucker.AND

have a nice day!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDIIOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Caliban
Caliban

"How does a woman inhale a smoke w/her pussy? That can’t be real!!"

Sure looked real, she did it multiple times, if I still had the link I would have posted it but this was a while ago. They weren't huge drags just tiny puffs.

How did we go from smoking to "drinks someone else’s Skoal spit", that doesn't even sound human. I knew a couple guys that chewed and they never got dates, not really surprising.

There was a time when I smoked and I never smoked when I was out with a woman and I don't cast stones at people that do, it's a fuckin bear trying to quit. If we rag on people that are addicted to smoking shouldn't we rag on the people addicted to drinking, two legal vices that kill in the long run.

StupidIdiots
StupidIdiots

Are you a complete moron NASTY? Oh aren't you lucky! Smokers want you to smell their breath! Once you get out of Jr. High, you'll learn that smoking is just freaking stupid and not 'Cool'. Oh yeah, and actually I am having fun b/c I'm better than a NASTY IDIOT.

Hey everyone, let's have fun, get cancer and smell like CRAP! Roll around in dog feces while you're at it! Let it be your vice! It's COOL!!!

Sean
Sean

StupidIdiots says:

"If she chews her toenails and drinks someone else’s Skoal spit, does that make her extra hot just b/c she’s skinny and blonde to begin with? Idiots."

LOL! Good point!

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

People choose their own vices idiot. She smokes & shes hot. You are an idiot & you'll never get close enough to smell that nasty breath any ho.Stop being such a holier than thou,buttoned up ,tight assed stiff & have fun. IDIOT

StupidIdiots
StupidIdiots

Smoking makes them HOT??? Ok whatever. They smell terrible, their breath is like death, they are at risk for cancer.... you're a retard. Anyone who thinks people are hot with disgusting habits must be a complete moron. If she chews her toenails and drinks someone else's Skoal spit, does that make her extra hot just b/c she's skinny and blonde to begin with? Idiots.

laserbeams
laserbeams

How does a woman inhale a smoke w/her pussy? That can't be real!!

*kathryn*
*kathryn*

smoking may be hot and fun when youre young, but as these actresses age they'll discover cigs can be the difference between aging like hatcher or aging like bellucci.

Caliban
Caliban

She can smoke all she wants, smokers never bother me only in restaurants. Anyone ever see that video online of the woman inhaling a smoke with her pussy, now that's control.

witz
witz

her guy is sean avery, center for the los angeles kings.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

She doesn't look good.

Lauren
Lauren

the cigarette makes her less hot... ew

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

capt jack sparrow:

she's bangin' some canuck hockey player. Forget his name, I think it's Chris Pronger, but I'm not sure.

personally, I hate chicks that smoke - fucking filthy habit (if you don't smoke that is) - imagine how she's going to pork up when she has to quit because she's hacking up a lung - but by then she'll be an old hag anyway and no one will care about her... oh well..

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Mitchell Wechsler
Mitchell Wechsler

That face ...is what she looks like when she wants her horniness dealt with.

Mitchell Wechsler
Mitchell Wechsler

That face ...is what she'd look like when she want to have her horniness dealt with.

AC
AC

Yuck.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Hey that's Jack Bauer's daughter you're talking about. Watch it dude

D Duke
D Duke

She needs something else in that mouth of hers....

TheChef
TheChef

But the boobs.... Sweet mother. The boobs....

laurenzo
laurenzo

hot women staying hot?? hello, hey face looks like the back of a hooker's sweaty, uncleansed thigh!! and what's with the grandmother cardigan? elisha is not bastardly enough in my opinion, to have made the list!

capt_jack_sparrow
capt_jack_sparrow

She could easly have had more interesting in that mouth of hers.

Wonder who is the luck bastard sleeping with her. And isnt there a fund which bribes maids and servants to steal the sex tapes of celebs?

Dustin Diamond
Dustin Diamond

You know that purse is full of Camel Unfiltereds and RollNLites. That light(?) is just a front.

Sean
Sean

"it keeps hot chicks staying hot."

But it makes them smell really bad.