Tera Patrick Does July, 2006 FHM Magazine

Have the soft porn mags tapped out the respectable whore community? You know, those women who will take off pretty much everything but their undies & sometimes say demeaning things if you stuff their pockets with a few extra bucks?

I’m pleased to report that the results of putting hardcore porn stars in soft core porn mags is a real moneymaker for the magazine industry. Tera Patrick’s upcoming layout is pretty solid when you compare it to other layouts in the countless soft porn mags on newsstands today & that might be b/c she’s comfortable w/ full nudity (and double penetration).

Regardless, here’s are a couple more photos & the cover for those of you who haven’t seen it yet.

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33 comments
Silly
Silly

Dam .. She still has a nice ass.

jaye
jaye

her body's weird-looking. don't like it.

sps49
sps49

I don't understand Playmates and pornstars in the lad's mags; we've already seen what they don't show.

real342
real342

What site do you think this is? Vanity Fair? Fuck Jesus and fuck you, the horse you rode in on and the retarded kid who fed it apples.

Randi
Randi

This bitch is UGLY. It amuses me how you can call some of the femal celebrities buttafaces but wax poetic about Jenna James and this hag.

Elizabeth
Elizabeth

I love men and Jesus.

lolpop: love it!

evur
evur

i lied...i love men and my vibrator equally.

lolpop
lolpop

That's right come back to us, john. I hope you're not a misogynist, but remember Jesus loves you no matter what you say, think, or do;)

evur
evur

all i have to say is ever since my vibrator came along, men are useless to me. except for comedic value.

john
john

Elizabeth and lolpop:

you seem like good eggs

so i'll stop stiring the shit

actually the only people i hate more than jesus

are people that can't take a joke

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Holy buckets, girlfriends! It's FRIDAY! Chill!

Besides, we OWN World Domination anyhow -- so why bother?

Elizabeth
Elizabeth

I may have a snobby-sounding name but I'm not stuck-up at all. If you and I were to have a drink, I think you'd change your mind.

Just stating a fact: a porn-loving, Jesus-hating guy would be the last guy I'd want fathering my babies.

lolpop
lolpop

Hardly afraid to speak in absolutes, john, but I haven't conducted a psychoanalytic poll. I personally feel it's all men, but I know there are some men who would say they love both. Also, I can't hear their thoughts like Jesus can to know for sure. Poor, john, mommy really did hurt you.

john
john

"Anti-Jesus, pro-pornography & women-hating

Lovely!

Just the kind of guys I’d want to make babies with"

Elizabeth:

stuck-up and moralizing

just the kind of woman i want to have sex with.

And what makes you think i'd wan't to continue this miserable race anyway

procreation is the hight of pretention

the sooner the human race dies off the better the universe will be

And lolpop:

"Men who love porn are almost always misogynists."

almost always?

describe to me the man that loves porn and isn't a misogynist.

or are you one of the spinless intelligentsia who refuse to speak in absloutes

because they are deathly afraid of ever being wrong

tuxman
tuxman

Jury is still out on this one for me. Hard-core porn vs. Soft core....ageless battle, I love them both, but if you are already a Hard-core star, can you convert to soft?? I just don't know, but looking at these shots I wouldn't mind being # 1788, if that's what your asking Moe!!

lolpop
lolpop

Men who love porn are almost always misogynists.

Elizabeth
Elizabeth

Anti-Jesus, pro-pornography & women-hating

Lovely!

Just the kind of guys I'd want to make babies with.

Crack makes you Fast
Crack makes you Fast

"men who say that all women are whores are the ones not getting laid."

How do you think I know?

lolpop
lolpop

Crack and John....did mommy hurt you or pose in playboy?

evur
evur

men who say that all women are whores are the ones not getting laid.

DocEDC
DocEDC

Crack "Hopefully we can now commence with socially accepted, promiscuous sex with multiple random partners. I like this day"

Crack, why have you waited till this day to do so? I started decades ago...

doc

john
john

booboo:

i don't hate anyone as much as i hate jesus

self-important jerk

evur
evur

hahah are those boobie tassles in pic #2? awesome!

Booboo
Booboo

4,5 You guys are jerkoffs

No John, it's not all the same. Do you hate women as much as you hate Jesus?

If you're just kidding, ignore this - but I can't tell

john
john

i've become more and more convinced that whorishness

has nothing to do with the amount of clothes you have on

or how many cocks you have had in how many holes

whether you make money from actual sex

or the illusory promise of sex

you are a whore

it is all the same

but i am with crack on this one too though

in fact each night i kneel at the foot of my bed

and pray to the baby jesus for full penetration on regular TV.

that lazy bastard will get to it one of these days

Crack makes you Fast
Crack makes you Fast

This is an important day. The day when porn stars are treated just as regular females. You know, no self esteem, attention whores. Hopefully we can now commence with socially accepted, promiscuous sex with multiple random partners. I like this day.

real342
real342

Tera's not that hardcore anymore.

Guillermo
Guillermo

Ahoy! All t' pictures be t' same

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Isn't she dressed-up like the little cartoon girl on Playboy's joke page?