Vida Guerra promotes her issue of Playboy!

The other year when I did all those Vida Guerra Bastardly Matchups I would’ve just blown a load knowing that she’d be taking it off for Playboy…but now it just doesn’t strike me as something I need to head out and immediately purchase like the Brooke Burke issue. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still looking forward to seeing scans of it once it hits the internet but I don’t think this issue is worth my 8 bucks.

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dickspitz
dickspitz

After Vida takes a shit, I wanna clean her asshole with my tongue!

JORDAN
JORDAN

I think she has a hot ass! danmmm

krell40
krell40

Different strokes I guess. I happen to think that Vida is a gorgeous woman. Some people (don't ask me why) think that someone built like Paris Hilton is anything other than a cranked up skank. They have their image of beauty and I have mine. Personally, I'll go with mine.

Paul
Paul

Just wait till gravity takes it's toll on that booty--just like it did to Jlo.

kevin
kevin

I don't care if vida poses for playboy,

I just want to see her ass!

SOLIDGOLDFUNK
SOLIDGOLDFUNK

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THAT EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE VIDA GUERRA IS A HATER? THE BITCH IS UGLY, AND I'VE SEEN BETTER. I THINK PEOPLE ARE CRAZY WHO THINK ANGELINA JOLIE, EVA LONGORIA, HALLE BERRY AND EVA MENDES ARE UGLY, BUT THAT'S THEIR OPIONION, AND I HAVE MINE. I'M A WOMAN AND I GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. HERE, THERE IS NO CREDIT DUE. WOMEN TODAY SHOULDN'T HATE, BUT I THINK SHE'S OVERRATED AND I WISH THERE WERE MORE WOMEN OUT THERE WITH ACTUAL TALENT. I HEARD HER "FREESTYLE" DISSING THE GAME AND IT WAS HORRIBLE! MAYBE IF SHE HAD SOME TALENT SHE WOULDN'T BE CONSTANTLY JUDGED ON HER LOOKS. SHE'S PUTTING HERSELF OUT THERE FOR PEOPLE TO CRITIQUE SO DON'T GET MAD WHEN PEOPLE DO JUST THAT.

abow
abow

Yo it's like most times her ass is small, then big then smalll . but i'll still fuck her though. peace out crip

monica
monica

when i back up i have had people say BEEP BEEP BEEP LOL......funny u should mention that Lisa...u can only imagine me having to carry all that around on a little 135 lb frame

GhOsT
GhOsT

fuk all u retarded hatersss!!!!!!!!! u none of u bithces would look nothing like her bekuz compared 2 her ur all ugly ass bithces!!! vida gurruea is the hottest women on the PlANET u DumbASSES!!!!

Slick Rick
Slick Rick

it's real simple to explain here: girls that don't have anything good to say about her=jealous, flat-chested, loose flat-assed bitch w/annoyingly hard pubic bone thing when you're trying to smash it from the front...guys doing same thing=gay, bone-smuggling insecure pre-op MF...do you see the simplicity of that?? vida has that good gushy-gushy...

maloso
maloso

FUCKIN HATERS DONT TELL ME YOU WOULDNT HIT THAT ASS. I BET ALL YOU BITCHES TALKIN SHIT ABOUT VIDA ARE FUCKING FLATASSES WITH NO TITS. GET OVER IT SHES HOTTER THAN YOU.....

MALOSO

2PIMP4U
2PIMP4U

Most of these posters are big cows or got nothing but pancake booty...

jakabit
jakabit

alot of yall are a bunch of clowns to say she's ugly she is one of the finest women in the business perfect body perfect tits and very beautiful she's definitely a 25 on my scale of 1-10 and i'm a picky guy she's is definitely marriage material best believe it and i'd eat her out 3 to 4 times daily strictly lock her ass down. and as for lisa you have a eye problem and the rest of you clowns that protest. I love her and can't wait to see her in the upcoming future

she is at the top along with eva mendes eva is too fine to compare though

leni
leni

One thing that throws her body out of balance: CHICKEN LEGS!!!!! Get some calf implants, woman! maybe a little lipo on the saddle bags and your bod would be perfect!!! I don't know about your face, though.... but work it while u can! good luck!!

ALL US SEXY BITCHES!!
ALL US SEXY BITCHES!!

SEXY, GORGEOUS, CONFIDENT!! It's amazing people take the time to hate... DO THE DAMN THING GIRL!!! I admire everything you have done, are doing... I always say... it's flattering if they are talking about us.. no matter what they are sayin!!

shewildsweet
shewildsweet

People are haters enough said... for home girl (Lisa S) you probably like 5'4 230 pounds no ass having white girl... its okay, you could hate, maybe if you stop eating at 3 am you would have a body like Vida's. And to all the guys who are hating, you know and I know that you have jacked off to homegirl a couple of times...

.... besides I doubt she cares what any of you have to say, she is on her money... and that's all that matters. So keep hating... is nothing.

Lady
Lady

I think she's really pretty and has a nice body. Anybody that says differently is just jealous and probably doesnt look as good as she does. Guys wouldnt think twice in hitting that and women get jealous because they wished they had it. I'm my opinion I wouldn't mind having her body, and I'm sure there is plenty of men out there that spent their money to get a quick look at the mag. By the way, yes she does have a huge ass but you can't see any cellulite. Most women that have big butts have that problem, she doesnt because believe it or not she works out.

Tyler
Tyler

Damn girl you got a cracken body if i saw you i would show you all the sex positions i know that is 148 to be exact so ill c u around baby kk cya luv u XOXOXO.

lol i think you are really pretty

Pimpin
Pimpin

Lisa's just jealous u prbly got no ass when she backs up ppl say god dam! :P

guero22
guero22

you mo'fo's are all hater....bitches can't stand to see a fine ass woman with a fine ass without hatin'!!! And all you other bitches (guys) who talk shit, wouldn't think twice about hittin' it or trying to get near her just to smell her if she was close to you.

HATERS!!!!!!

V
V

I wonder how her stripper days haven't leaked out yet and been talked about

And she definetly looks her REAL age which is 33

pothead
pothead

Vida'z body iz Bangin fuck any who deny it and fuck flat booty bitches!

Evanty
Evanty

Its the big ass-little tit rule of nature.

Moose
Moose

Latina Britney Spears.

hiphip
hiphip

I think it's interesting that she has such a big ass and still needed implants.

Tori
Tori

I saw the mag and she looked HOT. Usually I think she looks ugly in pics, becasue she is ugly.... but Hugh hooked her up in this.

sps49
sps49

She is in Playboy because I, and many others, want to see her (in high resolution) nekkid.

louis
louis

why is this chick on playboy?

she is one of the ugliest chicks out there, her face looks like she's at least 55 years old, and she really needs to fix her makeup. better yet get a face lift

Moelicious
Moelicious

she really needs to let that booty of that pink cage!

The Kitten
The Kitten

shes known for her ass not her face, people

real342
real342

Yeah she needs to do anal.

Aklin
Aklin

Awful..just awful...damn tranny..

john
john

these no talent chicks posing naked don't realize that

this is like a drug

soon posing naked won't be enough to keep her in the black

intereste will fade

and we already know she can't hold our attention with her clothes on

so the next step on the ladder is soft porn and simulated sex

followed by the inevitable trip down the porn lane

hardcore masturbation/toys

hardcore lesbianism

hardcore hetero sex

facials

and finaly

anal

this chick is jenna jameson in reverse

tuxman
tuxman

Don't sue the Bastardly Lisa S....I'm anxiously awating Round 3 of your BLOTD photoshoot!! Or if they don't put you up, you can always email them to me :)

Lisa S
Lisa S

Im going to sue bastardly!

Lisa S
Lisa S

Fat ass she needs to work it off. I bet people go beep beep beep beep beep wide load coming through when she backs up.

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

She looks as though she's had too many Snickers bars. With the painted on eyebrows on page 4 and the tan lines on page 3 she makes New York hookers proud

Caliban
Caliban

I like her body, especially her curvacious ass, but her face is just ok.