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Bell Curve
Bell Curve

Except she isn't American, she is a Brit.

Bell Curve
Bell Curve

Then you have a very weird sense of aesthetics.

Dee
Dee

These comments are fucking rediciolous.

Coming from a straight girl... Kelly Brook is fucking gorgouse. I've seen pictures of her topless and i couldn't stop staring becuase her tits are PERFECT and they're natural, which makes me mad as fuck here with my 34Bs. Her thighs are not fat, in fact they're too skinny and so is her ass... she could stand to put some muscle on in both areas. As for the bathing suit... wtf was she thinking? It's heinous and doesn't do her figure justice.

rocco-rules
rocco-rules

She's the perfect woman, with a perfect face, figure and personality. I wouldn't change a thing. Why do have her categorized under "M.I.L.F.ilicious" ? She's only 27 years old and she's not a mother ?

Shin
Shin

Urgh, the swimsuit looks awful on her. It made the photo look like a superimposed picture. I think she got too much fat on her.

Carol
Carol

Jenna you are right she is a fat heffer! My boyfriend wouldn't fuck her 'cos he ain't into big women (and ones without intelligence). I don't know what all the fuss is, she's ugly there are far better looking women out there.

Cammi
Cammi

LOL yourjustjealous but you forgot one thing. ashley and bobby are the same person LOL! look, when "ashley" wrote "here" on #113, then on "bobby" #114 says, "her*". ashley, or bobby whoever you are, stop being so stupid and posing as 2 people and get with it, you racist bigoted bitch. i bet you ARE fat too!!! wait, just so im clear, are you a boy or a girl?

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

oh one more thing, ashley......... why are you such a narrow minded twit? ive seen in so many threads how anti-gay you are, and how you think tatoos are devil signs. um, yeah, go back to the backwoods of tennesee where the rest of the bible bouncers need your opinions. let me ask you this: would YOU give cupcakes to a homeless person if they had tatoos/were gay??????? didnt think so.

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

Satans Cabanna Girl

I am a ballet dancer by training, I stopped dancing last year, after 12 years, because I decided that I wanted a life, a family and I didn’t want to be obsessed with my body and what I eat and what I don’t eat. I now have a baby boy of 18 months, great being a mom! I am still fitter than the average person, I exercise everyday because I enjoy it.

no way!! i took ballet for 10 years and i loved it too!! ballet gives you the best ass in the WORLD!!!! ( but we both knew THAT! ;) ) oh, yeah, and mon congrats on your new baby!!!!!!

and i LOVE your name!!!!!

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

hey, karmaisabitch, if you can believe it i did richard simmons ab workout today!!!!! i really did!!! go ahead and laugh, its ok, but ill say THIS: it wasnt boring, all he does is sing and laugh!.....while i watch the golden girls on tivo... ;)

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

in any event, im swedish (50% baby! we swedes are hotties!! ;) ) and i like the bathingsuit, but yeah, shes a little on the thick side, but theres nothing wrong with that.

wow ashley and jenna!!! do we need to sign you 2 up for a boxing match? ;)

Ashley
Ashley

NO UGLY BITCHES! NO UGLY BITCHES! NO UGLY BITCHES! You know why she didn't put her picture on here because she knows we would chew her up an spit here out. O we already did that. hahahahahaha. NO UGLY BITCHES! NO UGLY BITCHES! NO UGLY BITCHES!

Bobby
Bobby

Aww jenna left. Yay!!!

Bobby
Bobby

Jenna you like to workout? I'll give your mouth a workout put my dick in there.

fembot
fembot

oh forgot about the dickheads.. ciao!

fembot
fembot

ok, i'm bored now.... bye bitches!

:-)

Ashley
Ashley

Yeah im sure you want me to stop bring up putting your pictures up because you don't want to do it and your ugly. If your so fit and your body so great put you picture up then we will believe you, that will solve it, but I bet you won't because your ugly and you look like a man with big rubber ball boobs.

Ashley
Ashley

Jenna comment#105 is the best so funny and creative.

fembot
fembot

oh darn, jenna.. you don't whiff? do you quif though?

Jenna
Jenna

Damn, fembot...you were showing such promise....now you are just trying too hard...

Ashley
Ashley

That's so creative and funny jenna. Your so funny, O my gosh I can't take it im rolling on the floor.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Fat bottom girls you make the rocket world go round.

fembot
fembot

oh no, no group hugs.... no fat belly squishing here....how about I slap you with my big fat belly...have a whiff

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

I like big butts & I can not lie.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Lets all stick our fingers down our throats & upchuck our lunches on Jenna.Is that how you bulimic bitches do it??? Then lets go down to Mcdonalds & make fun of all the fat people. O Jenna the fun we'll have together.

Jenna
Jenna

How cute.....now get all together for a fat group hug...

Satans Cabanna Girl
Satans Cabanna Girl

Ashley, you're not like a chihuahua, you're a freekin pitbull!!

I love how you just keep biting back!!!

You go girl!!

fembot
fembot

ashley, jenna was referring to what I said @ 4:19pm.

jenna, I want a full report of that "squeegee"

Satans Cabanna Girl
Satans Cabanna Girl

fembot, you rule, I couldn't have said anything better!!!

now we need to get someone to give it to Jenna, because she sounds like she hasn't had any in a long, long time

Ashley
Ashley

Learn how to speak BITCH! Maybe you need to go to classes for retards. They can teach you how to use your brain and be smart!

Ashley
Ashley

Im mentally challeneged what does 'you could say even funny' mean?

Ashley
Ashley

It's OK that your ugly because your so creative. You have a lot going for you just wear a brown paper bag when you go in public.

Jenna
Jenna

#88 see, that's creative....you could say even funny

Ashley
Ashley

I might not be creative but at least im not ugly. Put your picture on here so we can brown bag ya. We will probably have to give your whole body a brown bag.

fembot
fembot

*gulp* jenna *gulp*

fembot
fembot

jenna needs something else healthy in her mouth... maybe her husband could squeeze some healthy ones.. that might shut her up.

Jenna
Jenna

Ashley, that's sweet...I have always had a spetial place in my heart for the mentally challeneged, therefore I will forgive your utter lack of creativity....

Ashley
Ashley

Jenna….the kettle is calling the pot black…..comment#78

Jenna
Jenna

Creed....the kettle is calling the pot black.....amusing....talk about self-important rants....HA

Ashley
Ashley

Jenna your the annoying chihuahua who won't shut up. How long have you been on here?

Ashley
Ashley

Jenna your the annoying chihuahua who shut up. How long have you been on here?