Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba shops Bristol Farms

Looks like Jessica Alba needed some assistance from Juan-Pedro Miguel-Julio Cabrera carrying her groceries out to her car. Jessica is impressing us here with normalcy of shopping at such fine establishments like Rite Aid and Gap like us normal folks…soon we’ll finally realize that her shit doesn’t smell like roses either.

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honey
honey

FUGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNESSS

VITO
VITO

YES, HONEY?

Cammi
Cammi

i agree, #32. but those leggings??!!!!!! hideous

napom
napom

You guys are all stupid not every movie star has to dress up to go out and shop I think that you all should just jump off a cliff yourself she still rocks if you actually took the time to actually pay attention to her movies you might still have some brains I mean look at anne hathaway and julia roberts anne hathaway alone is more overdone then jessica is anyday just jump off cliff will yah

VITO
VITO

SURFER YOU SAID IT RIGHT ON. I HATE THAT FAT OLD THING. SHE NEEDS TO JUST FALL OFF A CLIFF.....LIKE A CLIFF ON THE PCH

SURFER
SURFER

nice white trash look, jay. real classy. what an overrated scummy fat bitch!

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

that would be me vito ;)

i just got a new car im so psyched!!! ;) yay!! so what if Dada bought it for me? i LOVE it!!!

VITO
VITO

RICH BITCHES CAN BE SEXY

Cammi
Cammi

its okay to be a rich bitch!!!

Cammi
Cammi

ive got it YJJ!!!! bastardly breaking news! jessica alba blinks!

bastardly breaking news! jessica abla buys milk!

bastardly breaking news! jessica alba takes one step on robertson!

you get the picture, guys.

get over her!!!!!!!! shes so boring oand overrated!!!!!!!!!!!

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

thank you Brandon, by the way i love that name :) im a health freak myself, but when i go shopping i SOOO do NOT wear LEGGINGS with cheetah print on them!!!! VILE! Lilysprite, (sorry if i spelled your name wrong! ) ther was awesome!!!! and so very true! :)

Brandon
Brandon

i like rich bitches YJJ!!

VITO
VITO

JEZUS H CHRIST ITS PEGGY BUNDY. BUT A MUCH FUGLIER VERSION.

Brandon
Brandon

lol YJJ!!!!!!! too funny!!!! and so very true.

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

Moelicious

dude, what teh fuck is she doing w/ her career?! Soon she’ll have her own fucking late night show…

Girls: use jessica alba as an example. If you’re hot & you’re willing to sleep your way to the top, do it while you can! Your youth & hotness will fade before you know it…

uuhh yeah, i DO NOT need to sleep around to be hot and sexy, stupid. plus / shop at whole foodsand/or brad of life, because im a RICH BITCH with a sexy as hell body!!!!! and i do NOT look like peggy bundy when i go out, thank you VERY much!!!!!! ja needs to just go back to the trailer farm, or the barrio where she spawned from.

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

wait, Nodakgirl, i didnt mean i saw the 100 cheers thing or whatever, but i just yesterday, at the beach club, that "slobba" --thanks Vito!!!---will be in simpson's new music vid......i think the world is comming to an end......whats your thought, Nodakgirl?

PS you SO rock!!!!!

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

yes yes, we ALL know shes going to be in jessica simpson's new video wearing roller skates. just wait, some one will ink a pic......but / said first!!! ;) ugh, im so sick of her.

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

nodakgirl

I’ve reached my Jessica Alba “limit.”

Did anyone see the AFI tribute last night? 100 year…100 cheers?

Moelicious
Moelicious

dude, what teh fuck is she doing w/ her career?! Soon she'll have her own fucking late night show...

Girls: use jessica alba as an example. If you're hot & you're willing to sleep your way to the top, do it while you can! Your youth & hotness will fade before you know it...

ZZ
ZZ

Peg Bundy.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

I've reached my Jessica Alba "limit."

Did anyone see the AFI tribute last night? 100 year...100 cheers?

Miss Jessica was on there...giving her professional input regarding the film picks. When she was "TRYING" to rave on "Rocky,"...a movie that was released 4 years before her parents even fucked to create the zygote that resulted in her existence...and when Jessica said watching Rocky "MADE ME THINK I COULD BE ROCKY,"....

I wanted to BARF.

PUBLICIST WARNING!!! Careful, Brad Caffareli!!! We're almost at the over-saturation point with Jessica. SAD BRAD! Bradley, you're advised to be the architect of a strategy to chill-her-a-bit in the public eye. Otherwise, she's KA-PUT. Reminds me of the Jessica Love Hewitt overkill America suffered about 7 years ago. And look at "Love" now -- on the verge of being a has-been...

Oooo. Another great song title:

"On the Verge of Being a Has-Been"

StupidIdiots
StupidIdiots

Nothing special. She is overrated and can't act.

naiad
naiad

YAWN Im tired of seeing her in the same pair of glasses day after day aftr de aftrrexzdkj daaayyyy;;gl... Snoooozzzzzzz

micchell
micchell

still gorgeous, but the outfit is indeed like that of a trailerpark housewife.

Phred
Phred

does he look pregnant in last pic, page 2?

Jimbo
Jimbo

Why, oh, WHY is she dressed like Peggy Bundy?

yes.....AND?
yes.....AND?

lilyspryte

Tease her hair, make her shirt tighter, and she is Peggy from Married With Children…… Aaaaaaaaal! Get my bon-bons!

hahahaha!!! lol!!!!! shes just a pile of garbage, overrated AND talentless.....besides the fugly slut is getting FAAAATT!!!!! thanks for noticing, #5!!!!

Rod
Rod

That is a sweet kabooze...I'd hit it....numerous times.

Norm
Norm

Shit, I wish I could afford to shop there...

jess
jess

whoa...whats with that bump on the last picture on the second page?

jess
jess

ugh. she is so overhyped and so overrated.

Rocoje
Rocoje

I LOVE JESSICA ALBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

john
john

vote pedro

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

Tease her hair, make her shirt tighter, and she is Peggy from Married With Children...... Aaaaaaaaal! Get my bon-bons!