Bastardly Lady of the Day – Aisha

Aisha writes:

I saw some girls that sent their pics in, and I had never saw any black girls and thought I’d be the first. Where’s the love for all the sistas at? JK! ;-D. Anyway I’m Aisha. I’m part Tahitian, Caymanian, and Haitian. Caribbean Reppin! I just moved from Cayman Brac last year. I miss it, but my family and me had no choice but to leave. But America is hawt ya digg man? I love wrestling – It’s therapeutic! Surfing and bellydancing.

Do you like your boobs?

Ya they’re pretty average.. I’m not that fascinated with them tho…like I am with other parts of my body tho, We’ll save that for later. ;-)

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
LMAO! Hmm….If he was good looking…not saggy…can still “push it”..yes! Wait..What if I wanted to sleep with you? I kid I kid!. I wouldn’t sleep with anyone unless I was in love with him and unless he wanted to marry me.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Yea, some R&B singer named Mashonda. I think Snoop Dogg made a video with her or something. One guy I met a club said I looked like Naomi Campbell in her younger age…I love Naomi. But that’s kind of an insult. He even tried to rub whip cream on me and lick it off of me. Clubs on the west coast can get pretty crazy.

What makes you Bastardly?

I have a twisted sense of humor. Often insensitive. Silent at times. Misguided. Flirtatious as well.. I’m all about having fun, I’m still kind of a party person but who isn’t? I’m the kind of girl that if a guy cheats on me..won’t get upset about it…because if a girl steals your man there’s no better revenge than to let her keep him, because no good man can ever be stolen.

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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lemon
lemon

You can be beautiful if you switch lipsticks (this one's way too light) and stop pushing your lips out (they're big enough, you don't need to do that)

Meagan Reese
Meagan Reese

I'm convinced this used to be a man...no woman can have a jaw like that or chin. Nice hook nose aswell. Bet she got tons of work done.

valentino
valentino

yeah and one thing , i agree with every person who own the idea of surgering this woman to be a man

valentino
valentino

look guys this pic has nothing to do with the bastardly ok , so you guys should pay attention a little at list for the main idea of the site , and by the way she is so laid

red
red

Jimbo hit the nail on the head.. tranny.

red
red

that is a fucking man

David
David

You're definitely hot babe ;) nice shape, beautiful face....boing :)

senin
senin

Oh for Christ's Sake: Fake Dirtygirl - Assume Nothing.

senin
senin

Wrong again dirtygirl. Assume nothing.

dirtygirl
dirtygirl

oh senin, don't even try to front. you know exactly what the hell i'm talking about...

naiad
naiad

dirtygirl

#113 dirtygirl

""""#108 wg=hich is it dumb fuck….me or illbe sending them….get a fucking life….get the fuckoutta mine i dont knew some sorry ass muther fucka likeyou tryin to pretend to be something your not…pound cake…if its you…dont make me do B, cuz i will….. """

STALK YOU TOO

naiad
naiad

dirtygirl

#108 wg=hich is it dumb fuck….me or illbe sending them….get a fucking life….get the fuckoutta mine i dont knew some sorry ass muther fucka likeyou tryin to pretend to be something your not…pound cake…if its you…dont make me do B, cuz i will…..

STALK YOU TOO

karmasabitch
karmasabitch

some of her answers are lame sounds fake

SexyManBitch
SexyManBitch

105-I luv your idea!

here is what they could ask:

"Do you like your schlong?"

"What is the most amount of times you've scored in a week?"

"Do you like big butts?"

"and most importantly.. what makes you Bastardly?"

Dark_Angel
Dark_Angel

beautiful. I agree 100% with your last comment.

*kathryn*
*kathryn*

good answers, great body, bad makeup.

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

AND...I know I'm pretty fucked up right now but what the fuck is number 113 talking about? What am I missing here???

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

and P.S. as I stressed before...I am not racist so lets get that straight. I'll bed any chick that's not ugly or fat. Although I prefer hot chicks, that's not to say that I wouldn't do a sorta ugly chick if I was drunk enough. It could happen but I would give her one of my buddies names and numbers so she would bug him rather then me and laugh about it later. I'd also deny ever doing it. I'd just tell my buddy I don't know what he's talking about and make fun of him constantly. hahaha. Right now even this chick looks sorta ok. I also have been drinking shots of whole grain alcohol since noon so anything looks pretty good right now.

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

No Massive Attack...I think dudes that are not in a relationship can fuck hot sluts that put out as long as they play it the safe way man. I'm all about fucking but I make sure I wrap it up 'cuz I am not all about catching shit that can kill me or hurt me or never go away.

Any single dude that says he would turn down a bedding a hot chick is either gay or is only saying that because it never has and never will happen to them so they make it sound like the reason it doesn't happen is because it's "their" choice.

senin
senin

Easy DirtyGirl. I don't know what I ever did to you to deserve the wrath of dating Emily...mea culpa.

massive attack
massive attack

Potty, now you sound like a fucking nasty filthy pervert. Dude! You really think dudes should fuck anything with a nice body? It'd be better if you said "nah, I really don't dig black/asian/red/purple chicks that much" instead of "i'll fuck anything" like a fucking panting dog! Ugh, pathetic!

dirtygirl
dirtygirl

Senin, seriously...your the last person who should be talking.u and emmie would make a cute couple.since you both bitch about anything and everything.

senin
senin

Em-illy:

Refer to #109 and then directly to Pottymouth #112. Give it to her Potty, in fact why not up her potty on the concrete so you can smash that head full of air against the ground repeatedly and put her out of our misery.

dirtygirl
dirtygirl

#108 wg=hich is it dumb fuck....me or illbe sending them....get a fucking life....get the fuckoutta mine i dont knew some sorry ass muther fucka likeyou tryin to pretend to be something your not...pound cake...if its you...dont make me do B, cuz i will.....

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

Number 52 - Emily -

I'm a dude! Of course I'll fuck any chick with a nice body! That's what I'm supposed to do! Don't ever compare me to a racist though you fucking half mind! I'll stick my dick in any hot female, race has nothing to do with it! This chick...as I said...her body is hot as hell but that humpty hump nose and good year blimp lips have got to fucking go! That's why she's a good backside only cantidate. Now you Emily...depending on your bod I'd fuck you to but I'd fuck you on concrete with you on the bottem just for punishment! Then I'd leave you there bleeding and crying. How is that for asshole you fucking cunt!

FYI: I have a huge problem with racism and take offense to your comment like no other. Dont' ever fucking compare me to someone that is a racist! I don't hit women but if you were in front of me you might be the first!

Matouj
Matouj

There is no denying it, this girl is hot. She has an extremely awesome body! Keep up the good work.

senin
senin

Your family must have been really proud of you when you won the Little Miss Acid Pageant.

"Put your money with your mouth is bastard." Learn English.

dirtygirl
dirtygirl

I'll be sending my pics in soon to crash this negra.

dirtygirl
dirtygirl

# 89 & #90

NICE FUCkIN TRY>>>> Obviously somebody misses me around here....

Emily
Emily

Senin, I mean Semen- Put your money with your mouth is bastard. Go screw yourself. I'd like to know what you look like? Send in your pic, so you can be the first Bastardly guy of the day.

Moe and Jackson you really should start the guy of the day so we can rip some of them apart.

Why don't you?!?! Just chance the interview around...like "do you like your penis"? etc etc...come on!

Teeky
Teeky

So if your a black girl and your hair is straight and long, it's automatically fake? Ignorance begets ignorance.

Teeky
Teeky

How do you know if her hair is fake or not? Here we go again with the black hair stereotypes..fucking tard.

ninja
ninja

i'm not being racist, but the hair is fake and without it he'd look like chris tucker.

Bastardly Reader
Bastardly Reader

You look really hot, but I guess you can pose better, don't pout like that.

tonysoprano
tonysoprano

Cute in a funny looking way- nice bod though. She can't help her nose, but she can wipe off that damn tacky lipstick.

Regan
Regan

She looks like she smells funny down there. Oh and probably really hairy all over too. You know, the girls with those thick dark black hair follicles covering their entire body. mmmm. Hairy toes that they need to shave, dark mustaches, treasure trails and hairy hands, i love the type.

Drenty
Drenty

Typical butterface club whore. gross.

Evanty
Evanty

holy shit FRIGHTENING

Sarahhh
Sarahhh

cool it on the lipgloss and eyeliner - it's making your mannish features stand out. i'm jealous of your body. that's all i have to say. i would suggest shopping for makeup somewhere other than claire's...perhaps a more natural look would enhance your beauty. you kinda remind me of danielle, the winner of this cycle's america's next top model. she was my favorite, so i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say you are a cool chick. i'm out.

Sarahhh
Sarahhh

cool it on the lipgloss and eyeliner - it's making your mannish features stand out. i'm jealous of your body. that's all i have to say. i would suggest shopping for makeup somewhere other than claire's...perhaps a more natural look would enhance your beauty. you kinda remind me of danielle, the winner of this cycle's america's next top model. she was my favorite, so i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say you are a cool chick. i'm out.

Moelicious
Moelicious

sistahs repreesent!!!

Go A-eeeee-ssah!!

urugly
urugly

Your face is really ugly.

ZZ
ZZ

Great personality and body but she's got kinda of man face. Maybe she is better in person.

Dirtygirl
Dirtygirl

what a skanky ugly whore..i look was better than her