PDA Queen/Transvestite Horseface, Tori Spelling, Has Sexy Horsie Legs

I swear, every photoset I’ve seen of these two, there’s at least one photo in which they’re making out. It appears as if Tori’s desperately trying to prove to the world that this dude really loves her. Very sad, indeed.

I wanna marry Tori too, God damn it!!!

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