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Does Hotness Have A Concerete Definition?

A recent post on the bombshell pictured above led the Bastardly Public to dive into a deep discussion involving the Theory of Hotness.

real342

“The guys that like this look want street hookers they don’t have to pay for.”

That’s not entirely true. She’s not looking too good in these pictures, but better in others. And that turns me on. Other things turn me on too, like real classy girls, long legs in business suits, walking the streets of Manhattan; running girls, sweaty, pure, healthy; girls with small boobs and big asses, girls with tight butts and trendy glasses, and most things in between. But most of all, girls with a lot of talent and wit. Passionate. Opinionated. Creative. Smart. Strong.

My point is that if I like something, I like it. IN my mind, in my world, one thing doesn’t have to preclude another. [via Whorrific Sophia Rossi: Role Model for All Buttafaces]

Spoken like a wise Horndogg.

Respect.


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red
red

uhh. she needs a bag over her face

lemure
lemure

I've met gorgeous people with stunning personalities, befriended them (while secretly hating them) and tons of people ugly AND boring on both the inside and outside.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Cal, that's true...

But switch it around...

Ask yourself, "how many lookers are 'interesting' or 'have a sense of humor'?"

My argument is: more NOT than often among the hot-lookers.

Boring is universal...but you're gonna find a homely funny person before you find a gorgeous funny person. Why? Because being funny breaks down the barriers and gets the homely person points. They have to try harders. Lookers don't: hence, no funny-bones and about as engaging as a box of rocks.

And take me for example. Please!

They don't come more homely than me.

Caliban
Caliban

"Most handsome/hot-looking men and stunning/knock-out chicks are usually — QUITE BORING."

For the first time I am going to disagree with you, seems like a stereotype to me. Granted I have had many a conversation with people that couldn't engage in a thought provoking discussion, but it didn't seem like it had anything to do with their hotness.

Lana Lang
Lana Lang

Honesty compels me to admit that I particularly liked Real's definition because it fits me quite well: average boobs, big ass and trendy glasses I only wear at home.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Most handsome/hot-looking men and stunning/knock-out chicks are usually -- QUITE BORING. By virtue of living the "moths to the flame" situation their whole, gorgeous lives...that is, peeps are drawn to them...because they're so good-lookin'...that they have never had to initiate conversations and their "fans" are jabbering the whole time -- so they have limited opinions on things and little-or-no experience with how to keep a conversation going. They are...well-- BORING. Miserably socially handicapped creatures. And I can't say "shy," because otherwise, they wouldn't be such posers in the pubs.

(btw: Real...I missed your beautiful description earlier. So--when are we going to that coffee you've been talking about and you can see how I perfectly fit the demo?)

Lana Lang
Lana Lang

Whoa! I am impressed. I hadn't read Real342's thoughts on hotness before but wow...very well written and a nice departure from "big rack, nice fat ass." Even Guillermo! "Hotness comes more from within than looks. How you carry yourself, your intelligence, sense of humor & your attitude"...well ok, then! There's hope yet.

On the flip side, a guy can be a stone-cold knockout but if he's got a shitty arrogant attitude...nah! Cute/sexy is what I like, a big ol smile..and a nice voice can make me go all wobbly inside.

Guillermo
Guillermo

Hotness comes more from within than looks. How you carry yourself, your intelligence, sense of humor & your attitude. If your pretty and/or have a naturally big rack and/or a tight cooch, that is just icing on the cake.

Caliban
Caliban

What SOME men find hot depends on how much alcohol they have had and how dark the bar is, when the lights go on at last call they better have consumed enough alcohol to counter the reality that brightness brings.

Chad
Chad

How could you ever call anything a concrete definition of hotness? There is always bar drinks to redefine the word for you and then you have the prime example of you best friend who gets wrapped up in the ugliest girl ever yet thinks she's the greatest thing since silicon vaginas. The definition is never ending. Matter of fact, if you defined it, the majority of the people would probably like exactly the opposite just because she's the girl that's not defined.

...unless we're talking about Rossanne. The man that loves her has lost his penis as far as I see it.

john
john

The answer to your question moe is

yes, hotness does have a concrete definition

hot is whatever i say is hot

if you do not agree with me you have a character flaw

that i will specify depending on the manner of your disagreement