The photos of Kelly Brooke come from her recent visit to the Ivy restaurant in London. The snaps are just a delcious distraction from the real issue @ hand (which is completely unrelated to Kelly Brooke & her delicious boobies, mind you).
The Real Issue: Farkers Destroy The Bastardly (specifically: Moe)
Earlier today Fark.com linked to some lame ass post we did on Mariah’s stint on Leno a few days back. Well, I took 10-20 mins last night to do another one of my pointless “Leno is a Horny Bastard” posts b/c I figured it was too good to pass up for obvious reasons I mentioned in the post. Regardless, around 40 people commented on the Fark post & pretty much 39/40 went something like this:
What retarded 4-year-old put that crap together? That was one of the unfunniest pieces of shiat I’ve ever seen.
Ya, and fuck you too!
That’s more like it!
It’s Mariah Carey… she’d sleep with anything.
I guess unfunny, uncreative blog posts with craptastic photoshopped images get greenlit now?
I want my bandwidth back!
DavidDCC: I want my bandwidth back!
I want my 20 seconds and three points of IQ back.
Son of a bitch.
this just proves what I always thought this site is just on auto and every …. (insert number) submitted link goes green
still a good site but let’s face it there are no mods sitting in an office checking every submission
Duuude. Do you really have to question how Fark operates just because of this one post?! Fucker.
serriously unfunny and stupid… but i give the blogger credit… if your going to do something do it well… even if it is being an asshat
Ok, was that a fucking compliment or an insult?! Whatever the case, fuck you, too. Fucking assfacewhorebagsonofabitch.
What are you people complaining about?? That was some of the funniest shiat I have seen in a long time. Get a clue.
/Now where’s my Freddy Got Fingered DVD?
I had to think about this one for a sec. Fuck you, you homowhorefuckingslutfacebitch.
That was only funny if your 12yrs. old.
Believe it or not, but that’s actually our target audience. Fucker.
The fact that he used the thick MS paintbrush instead of even the MS paint line feature shows how dedicated this man was to his craft.
/this is perhaps the worst article I’ve ever seen greenlit.
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Hey!! I used Photoshop, you fucking slutfacepieceofshit.