Should Vida Guerra own a T-Mobile Sidekick 3?

Hmm…last I recall when Vida Guerra had a Sidekick it got “hacked” and naked pictures (that I enjoyed) were being posted on the Internet… or were they leaked on purpose by Vida to gain some cheap whorish publicity? Oh well, if you wanna see her naked just google Vida Guerra Playboy and you’ll be sure to come up with a site that posted it….

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56 comments
niecy
niecy

ayo,rubber 1 bandman,u need 2 stfu,my nigga,i mean,4 real,dogz.im latina and i got fatter ass than hers and that skeezer got a face of a crack baby,alright.that hoe aint all that,just b/c she got fat ass,that dont mean shes pretty or shes gonna have a celebrity status,fuck outta here.i heard that she used 2 be a call girl,thats right,a call girl b4 she became a semi-celebrity,shes 33 years old,shes fake,shes cheating,shes a liar,i even heard that she got mental problem but idk if its true or not.im sorry,this is a word on the street,she dont rep us latinas right and thats why many latinas hate her.

Rubb3r 1Bandman
Rubb3r 1Bandman

Y'LL SOM3 FUCKING HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!! REAL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATIN FUCKERS DONT WORRY I LUV HATERS THEY MAKE ME GREATER THATS Y WHEN THEY HATE I SHINE HARDER LOL

Y'LL ALL DOIN IS MAKIN HER LOOK GOOD!!!!!!!! JUS 2 LET Y'LL KNOW!!!!!!!! DIS GOES OUT 2 THE FEMALES!!!! BITCH DONT HATE CAUSE UR BOOTY IS ANIT LIKE HER'S N UR BOOTY IS FLAT CAUSE WHITE PPL DONT HAVE BIG BOOTY SKINNY ASSES LOL

N DIS IS 2 THE MENS!!!!!! WHITE BOYS DONT HATE CAUSE U HAVENT TAPPED THAT ASS N THE ONLY THING Y'LL DOING IS JACKIN UR DICK LMAO! SO KEEP HATIN Y'LL MAKE US LOOK GREATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

abow
abow

VIDA IS THE KIND OF CHICK THAT YOU COULD BRING HOME TO YOUR MOTHER

SOLIDGOLDFUNK
SOLIDGOLDFUNK

I think her ass is real, but it's not all that. Again, Doom said it best, there are many black and hispanic women with that figure and more. I'm a black woman, and my whole family will put her ass to shame. Unfortunately god skipped me when he gave my sisters ass, but so what. God gave all women something special. Vida Guerra needs to find out what's special about her so that she can stop shoving that average ass in people's faces. And her face is not cutting it either. If she could really sing, she should have came out singing. I don't think her place is in the spotlight. She should go back to Jersey and do whatever she was doing there.

loochifer
loochifer

this bitch is famous for having her nasty booty hanging out all the time and a face lookin like some down syndrome...what a sorry hoe...fuckin all those rappers to get to the top...

Mike 83
Mike 83

Sh^& I type my name wrong.

And also the reason I know about her some is I do cars. I have a few. I have a 01 Trans Am done up, and a 99 Eclipse. So I have seen her at a few car shows. And I will say this with all honesty on my dads grave. Thats azz is vary real, and vary good. I know the internet is full of alot of people that would love it not to be. Or we would not have nerds and message boars, oh, and cheap Xbox 360 junk machines lol, But its is.

Nike 83
Nike 83

I dont know. I rather see her instead of Paris. At least shes not a stick. What does Paris Hilton do a again. Oh yea nothing, shes just rich and a slut. Paris is so slut, she makes Vida look like a Nune. In fact now that I think about it. Besides the phone pics "which were not ho pics, or sex pics." I cant think of anything Vida has done to act like a trashy tramp. That makes her all the cooler.

monica
monica

i was just wondering y her ass is so much flatter in these "real" pics than in the mags....i know things are photoshopped but c'mon? also i noticed this with other pics she takes at events....i was like WTF? lol i dunno anyone else notice that?

EBZ
EBZ

She looks awesome all around in these pics.....face and all.

Dodgemagnum
Dodgemagnum

I think she is beautiful and has a gorgeous body,she has pretty eyes and a lovely face. She gets my blood pumpin and not only that she is a nice person.

ALO
ALO

DAMM CARRIBBEAN GIRL#44 YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.THEY ARE ALL JELOUS BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE A BODY LIKE THAT. THAT IS HOW EVERY WOMEN SHOULD LOOK WITH THOSE PERFECT CURVES. IN MY OPINION THAT IS SO ATRACTIVE HAVING NICE HIPS WITH PERFECT ASS.AND WHY ARE THEY CHANGING THE SUBJECT ABOUT HOW SHE DRESSES WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HER ASS AND BODY. STOP HATERS.

chris
chris

She has a nice ass. She sorta dresses like a hooker.

CARIBBEAN_GRL
CARIBBEAN_GRL

WELL, IT LOOKS TO ME THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF HER. I MEAN LOOK AT ALL HER PICTURES. HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THIS WOMAN IS UGLY. SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. SHE REPRESENTS THE CARIBBEAN LATINAS (WHICH WE LATINAS DO HAVE ASS IN THE CARIBBEAN) AND SHE SHOWS IT OFF AND IS PROUD. SHE IS A UNIQUE MODEL AND IS NOT LIKE ANY OF THE OTHER ONES. I THINK THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO SEE IN THIS WORLD INSTEAD OF THOSE SKINNY MODELS (WHICH OTHER GIRLS ENVY AND TRY TO GET LIKE THEM AND GO AND THROW UP AND NOT EAT).

Anon
Anon

So right hermanita, just because a woman has a huge rack or ass some people want to label it "curvy". I still say this girl has a midget's body, it's so not proportioned right.

hermanita
hermanita

I think she's quite ugly looking too. That's not curvacious, it's nasty, chubby and full of cellulite. I can't believe someone compared her to Marilyn Monroe! And I understand if she would cover up, have some class...but she loves to whore herself and shove her huge ass in the camera. Who cares about her naked pictures? We've seen it all already in her freakin shoots. And it wasn't pretty.

And no I don't like anorexic bitches either. Being curvy means having a curvy waist and proportional ass and breasts to your body type...that's beautiful and sexy! Not JUST a huge ass or JUST huge breasts...or both huge and stuffed with implants. That's ugly, just as much as not having an ass and having your bones sticking out is. But that's just my opinion.

Evanty
Evanty

bijoujou, I fet bad just reading that. Im sorry.

bijoujou
bijoujou

P.S. In UK English, "ignorant cunt" can apply to either men and women.

bijoujou
bijoujou

Good morning, Evanty. I realize now that you came down hard on me for sounding like I was "bragging." All I was doing was making a point - that all white girls don't have flat asses. While I do have a nice ass, I do not think I'm "all that." I do alright, but I've got lots of flaws. Plenty. But you've got to feel good about what you've got, and I've always been told I had a nice ass. Would I rather be called "stunningly beautiful" everyday? Yes. So. My ass is probably my most memorable physical characteristic to the opposite sex. Just let me enjoy it while I can, will ya?

Also, I liked Renee's post a lot. I am white but I am not a tall, tanned, blue-eyed blond, so the perception of the media being biased towards white beauty is lost on me. I am a petite, fair, dark haired girl with a couple drops of native indian blood from way back. I am certainly white, but am not represented in the usual sense of European beauty. I wholly understand men's appreciation of curves, but Evanty - what's wrong with you? I don't get why a man would jump all over a woman just because she says she has a nice figure in order to make a point.

Dave Johnson
Dave Johnson

Jeez when Malcolm X said the race war is coming I had no idea it would start in a bastardly thread about vida guerra's sweet ass...

P.S. shes hot, I like her butt, and Im whitey....

fgdfg
fgdfg

her face is awful.her ass looks good when she wears something on.that's a good thing.

Evanty
Evanty

Oh, and massive attack...thats funny that you'd think I was black. Again, wrong assumption. Stupid people. At least I had all the info I needed laid out in front of me. Dont insult someone based on the idea you have of them in your head because you were absolutely wrong when you did. I dont hate white people just that girl for sounding like such a stupid bitch. Again I quote,

"I’m white and thin but was blessed with a fat round ass like two cantaloupes that amazes both whites and non-whites alike. :) "

DUMB.

Evanty
Evanty

Hey bijoujou, Im a man dumbass. Dont call me an ignorant cunt cause it doesnt apply. Now I would call you ignorant as you certainly showed your lack of knowledge as you made the .uninformed. choice to assume I was some sort of jealous female. But you can call me malicious or even rude. That I will agree with. I dont take lightly to stupid women coming on here and bragging about how wonderful they are.

"I’m white and thin but was blessed with a fat round ass like two cantaloupes that amazes both whites and non-whites alike. :)"

What a stupid comment. You were just asking for it. If youre wonderful-prove it. If youre not-shut up.

And to my very special friend: Yah......Okay

You stupid fucking shit for brains whore. Go fuck yourself.

bitchy bitcher
bitchy bitcher

i'm latin and i have an ass and all so i'm all for that kinda shit...but COME ON!!! she has a hot bod, but she looks MILDLY RETARDED!!

Renee
Renee

Doom, I really respect what you're saying. I guess a couple of things you said might be considered biased, but I thought you were pretty non-offensive. What I took from what you said is that "most guys" (e.g. regular guys, regardless of race) like girls with a lil meat on them. Society as a whole pretty much screams "WOMEN NEED TO BE SKINNY!" so I just took your comment as a reassurance to us ladies that we don't need to be starving ourselves :)

Without throwing the race card, everyone can admit that the media is European-based, like blonde hair, blue eyes etc is what's hot. And I'm not denying it can't be hot (hello, Charlize Theron) but I think girls like Vida just provide a wider spectrum of hotness.

Like bijoujou, some chicks are just naturally skinny, and that's cool for them. But a lot of ladies aren't stick thin. Let's just celebrate asses regardless of size! Asses are grrreat.

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

to #28:

Fair point. My bad. But I was not expecting such a hyperliteral parsing of a post. We are debating about asses here, people, no need to get so worked up about it. If I offended anyone, I sincerely apologize.

Proceed with the Vida bashing.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Anon
Anon

She would be okay but she has that ghetto vibe to her, the tattoos and her way of dressing just factors her out. She needs to class it up a bit.

john
john

von doom without wanting to get too much into the race debate

you said:

"What you white folk (especially the ladies) have to realize is that most men think the skinny anorexic Hollywood coke whore look is hideous. Most guys prefer the thicker girls like Vida here"

If you meant "most hispanic guys and black guys"

you should have said that

not "most guys"

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

to #20:

jeez, throwing the race card down much? What the fuck? All I implied is that standards of beauty are in a sense culturally based - the phenomenom known as "Vida Guerra somehow becoming famous for the sole reason that she has a big ass" was born in the Black and Latino communities - cultures where women with big asses, small waists and curvy hips are considered attractive. Attributes that in the white media would probably be considered "fat" - and I note the comments on this thread and others of how fat Vida is.

I am not being racist against white people in saying that most white girls I see DO NOT have that build. Hell, find me a white celebrity on this website who comes close to Vida's build. Go to Europe sometime and find me a chick who has an ass like Vida's - it'll be hard - and they'll be the exception to the norm. Go to the Bronx or Miami and you'll find 1000's of girls with a booty like Vida's. So what the fuck is so racist about speaking the truth? Most white girls DO have a flat ass compared to most latin/black girls - again what the fuck is so racist about that?

Grow the fuck up.

to #23 and #24

More truth. Respect.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Wiseman
Wiseman

Anyone who says she isnt attractive is plain stupid. Meat is meat. Sure no one would want a relationship with that ho, but if you went home to that a few nights a week I'm sure you would use and abuse that shit.

Kzo
Kzo

I think she is hot and she brings some serious thickness to the table.

anonymousness
anonymousness

massive attack you are no better than who you are belittling, so you may wanna simmer down a bit. unless you are a white girl with no ass, why would you be so mad? not to mention, theres enough people on this earth so that the big assed, non assed, white, black or whatever can find someone...not everyone has to like the same shit.

Yah......Okay
Yah......Okay

Hey Evanty----

You should really shut the fuck up! Atleast this Doom character is nice when he comments.

massive attack
massive attack

Some of you here seem really racist against white people (*doomcoughevantycough*). I guess "flat ass" is the only real insult you can come up with on a regular basis, since you seem to like it so much. Don't say anything next time Bobo comes on saying some black chick looks like a baboon. You can't have it both ways, bitches!!!

bijoujou
bijoujou

The only person that gets to see my ass is my boyfriend, and maybe people at the beach or the gym. I don't do cyber posts of myself for every swinging dick to jack off to. My post was specifically for Doom but also for ignorant cunts like yourself who seem to have a problem with white girls and their asses. Go get fucked.

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

To #15:

Speak the truth. Respect.

To #17:

I second most of your comment, everything but the "fucking lame bitch shut up" part.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Evanty
Evanty

bijoujou youe a fucking lame bitch shut up no one wants to hear about your crappy white girl ass unless you provide some evidence for us to see. Oh and I like Vidas nose in the very first picture.

booboo
booboo

Marilyn Monroe had a curvaceous figure AND a beautiful face. Vida is just ok. It's stupid that she's famous JUST because she's got a big ass - just as it's stupid for any woman to be famous ONLY because she has big tits.

Thankfully everybody's got their own taste. There's a girl I work with (Asian) that's rail-thin and willowy - not much of an ass - but she's graceful and cute as can be.

Chris
Chris

Her ass is not cellulite ridden at all. JEALOUS MUCH????

I see there are allot of jealous flat assed girls on this site making snide remarks. A woman should have titties and ass to be attractive. All these girls suffering from asslessness and other forms of no ass at all disease need to chill out. She is not talened though, like most of the current crop of wanna be celebs, but let's give her some credit for being hotter than the average fat ass or anorexic American broads.

Later.

Anon
Anon

Her Playboy pics were airbrushed to death. When you see her in a more natural state her body is out of proportion. She has that midget look to her body and that face is just beyond help.

nadine
nadine

she is not hot at ALLLLL!!!!!! just plane and fat!

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

TO #11:

Nice....maybe you should post on BLOTD - so we can see for ourselves...

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

p.s. dick assaults on a bony ass are quite painful - too much pelvic bone contact - that's why the boys prefer some cushion on that ass.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN AGAIN

bijoujou
bijoujou

Dr. Doom, thanks for the info. A lot of white girls are skinny by nature, not choice, but I've no doubt they can still withstand a "vicious dick assault." There are actually people who go through periods of not being able to keep weight on, especially when they're stressed; or, they have high metabolisms. For cases such as this, I recommend high doses of protein and regular reps of squats. That's what I do. I'm white and thin but was blessed with a fat round ass like two cantaloupes that amazes both whites and non-whites alike. :)

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

I would rather watch bunnies do it, too. At least the outcome of that would be fluffy little baby bunnies.........

ladybug
ladybug

she is too ugly for words. and her butt is 100% cellulite. It giggles and looks terrible.

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

I too have no idea how Vida Guerra became famous - sort of like Paris Hilton's rise to fame (infamy?) Anyway, I do know she got her start in the hip-hop booty mags - you know the brothas and latinos favor the thicker girls - and apparently she has crossed over into the mainstream media.

I know that she also dated Jeremy Shockey of the NY Giants for awhile - so that also got her face time in the papers and a lot of VIP party invites. She networks - maybe dishes out a few hummers to the right VIPs and voila - Vida is everywhere.

What you white folk (especially the ladies) have to realize is that most men think the skinny anorexic Hollywood coke whore look is hideous. Most guys prefer the thicker girls like Vida here - she may not be the prettiest girl around - but she can probably withstand a vicious dick assault on that azzzz.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

TheChef
TheChef

One of her boyfriends, a buddy of mine, sent in her picture to a car magazine and they called her because of her ass. She's nice, but I never thought she was hot enough for how 'famous' she became. She came from a pretty strict family, and I'm almost positive they aren't thrilled with what she does, but her mom has the same ass, and is a hotter, taller, thinner version of Vida.