Bastardly Lady of the Day – Lambchop

Lambchop writes:

Apparently, my rack is astounding.

My name is Lambchop, and I’m an 18-year-old writer living in Manhattan — a city that provides me with all sorts of opportunities to work towards ultimate self-destruction. Among other things, I enjoy regular displays of greed, sloth, lust and envy (avarice, anger and pride died in ’96).

Do you like your boobs?

I’d like them more if they weren’t two fleshy orbs of ceaseless male oppression.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
A solid three million in NYC could potentially afford me a 400 square-foot studio apartment with running water and a corner to piss in. Fuck yeah!

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?

People tell me I look like that swan-suited yeti, Bjork, on a daily basis. Needless to say, it has yet to work towards their advantage.

What makes you Bastardly?

You mean besides the vulgarity, promiscuity, alcoholism and rampant drug abuse? Oh, I don’t know, my charm?

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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103 comments
Freakmebabyohyeah
Freakmebabyohyeah

Gee..this girl is not my type..dont like asian types.she looks like a maniac who needs some medical help.cheers

ozzz
ozzz

real beauty

Fillup
Fillup

I feel sorry for any guy that cums in her mouth, thats a commitment to marry her in that crazy bitches bizzare world.

Nerver
Nerver

The next time any of you venture out of The Bastardly, Google "The Daily Siege." Your guesses about Lambchop's "story" are all pretty much, um, wrong. More history behind those dark eyes than you'd think.

AGE
AGE

I dig it man. She really does look like Bjork knock off. I'll tell you what one man's fun bags is another man's (two fleshy orbs of ceaseless male oppression). Just let me know when you get around to lust.

ripple
ripple

shes pretty in a cute way, but she comes of as kind of arrogant in her comments

ac
ac

What charm?

Kal
Kal

For a mental retard, she's kinda cute...kinda!

Dee
Dee

I like her. She's funny and cute. But she'd be so much more gorgeous without the eyebrows, they aren't Audrey Hepburn, they just over-power her face

rachel
rachel

aww, it's nice to see a girl that doesn't look like some overtanned pussycat dolls wanna be. in my opinion that's the opposite of 'hot'. she's gorgeous and has a unique look.

mylene
mylene

what are these stupid comments about anal beads? it's obviously a part of her tube top that she wears on the first pic...

mylene
mylene

me and her should be friends. i love how she answered the questions and i think she's beautiful.

Evil
Evil

The chick looks like a fuckin dude in half the pics, and a half assed bjork look alike in the rest...*vomits* and for her thinking she has an awesome rack, i see the loser in the itty bitty titty committee "whos tits are the smallest" contest fer fucks sake....shes a total retard and needs to get a life and probably a job as well.......BLEH

ninja
ninja

she looks like a james bond villian. nice sex face on page 2, though.

willy wanker
willy wanker

The last pick kinda reminds me of Jacko (circa 2005)

Aklin
Aklin

First pic, 2nd page...who are you riding dirty? Yea I bet you have a myspace aswell. I'm so sick of the whole "My life sucks" emo shit. just grow the fuck up already! And get some sunlight....VAMPIRE!

Aklin
Aklin

She scares the sheeyot...out of me...Miss Murder is what they call you.

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

75. Don't tsk tsk me, Lexa, you fucktard. The grown ups are talking... SHOO!

77. Someone - I love you.

Tragic Hero
Tragic Hero

I do not not tolerate any emo castrated faggotry panda soft vagina monologue reading childrens in my presense....they get backhanded from cooper square to washington square park were my capos roll...i'm too shallow to engage in that kind of buggery....

I see em in campus trying to engage me in their psuedo intellectual fukk Bush kumbaya my lord discussions...I avoid Lamchop type broads like the plague...occasionally they might get the pipe though if i'm slumping.

bonk
bonk

you, madam, are a cunt-ah! but the world does need more chicken hats

Tori (the original)
Tori (the original)

Lexa, youre barking up at the wrong tree.

I live in NYC, & real New Yorkers, as lemure said, cannot afford to live in the city cuz of trust fund kids (ie. Porkchop), who's ultimate dream is to self destruct as early as fuckin possible.

Me? Jealous? Ok, I wont even comment on that one.

Do I see things in her that i hate in myself? Funny, I know IM not perfect, but why hate? Im happy with the way I am.

This is Bastardly, dear, if your looking for wholesome "oh youre so pretty" comments, then u can find it in other sites. we arent called bastardly for nothing :)

PS - emo kids piss the shit out of me. drama fuck so early in life? jeez theyre not even working yet. wasting money that mommy and daddy earned so hard to give them a good life.... yeah, they deserve soooo much respect *rolls eyes*

Enrique
Enrique

THe last pic on page 3 is hot. Shes cute.

theIbis
theIbis

She sounds like a psychotic hipster bitch...I think I'm in Love

Someone
Someone

NV -- I know exactly what you're talking about! The androgynous son that has a "vague" resemblance to Michael Jackson. The eyebrows, cheekbones, skin color, nose, lips, and stoner look add to it all. Overall, I don't find her terribly attractive, but not ugly. She seems like your quintessential artsy chick with a touch of emo and a sardonic, oh-so-witty charm that puts me off because it seems laced with pseudo-intellectual bullshit. She also seems shady, what with the "Oh, woe is I -- my breasts make me struggle with the lustful predators that is man" while she: 1) wears a halter top to emphasize her A - B cup breasts, 2) shows a cocktease pose with a shoe string stuck in her mouth for a disturbing pedophilliac (the obnoxious colors and innocent face) oral fixation, paired with a shot aimed just above the goods to hint that she's naked 3) kneeling over a girl (?) to show her experimentation and enchance her cleavage and 4) the sell-out yet diplomatic $3 million answer - she'll word it in a verbose way to earn intellectual points, yet appease the horndog community by giving up nookie for the cash.

Oh, yeah, and I also adore her because she's wearing a chicken hat because pultry as fashion is so LOL! funny by default. If she is genuine, then she probably is a schitzo with tons of skeletons in her closet along with multiple personalities, or she just pretends to be crazy to get some popularity points from the acid-tripping hobos hanging around in New York.

I have to hand it to her, though - the last picture is at least tolerable and doesn't scream, "PUNCH ME IN THE FACE!"

:) Props to her for that.

Adam
Adam

She's very beautiful, what a well defined face.. such a cutie!!!

Lexa
Lexa

Like they say in AA, the faults we see in others are really the things we dislike about ourselves. all you guys who are dissing her and making lame witty remarks about her ''emo-ness'' are obviously jealous in some weird way. maybe you like alcohol and drugs a little too much also, and are ashamed! TSK TSK. theres nothing wrong with drinking for emotional reasons in my opinion ;P

Plenty
Plenty

hmm...i am intrigued...*raised eyebrows*

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

Wow, Porkchop, you're awesome. In a real dark brooding genuine artsy way. Wow. You're like the real Beefroast or something.

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

Don't like yer life, sister? Don't live. Okay? Okay.

NEXT!

Lisa
Lisa

Lisa Bonet + Bjork = this girl

devilsreject
devilsreject

trying too hard..not cute...definately looks like bjork though..

blue lace
blue lace

eyebrows have great shape, but need definition (tweezers) and add some eye makeup--she'd be really pretty. she also looks like she would annoy the hell out of me

Man Bear Pig
Man Bear Pig

Cute but where are the ass and boobie shots?

theDude
theDude

wow. i love you. can i come to manhattan? cheers...

(fixated on orbs of male obsession. have not blinked for 20 minutes...)

Yah......Okay
Yah......Okay

LOL Moss!----

I just get pissed when people when they make fun of small boobies. (I am a 34 B myself)

LAN Party....whered u get that from? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The clostest thing I have to anything like a lan party is my husband and his Xbox360 live crap. =op

Moocow
Moocow

Like the answers, like the face...alittle ricci-ish minus the fucking enormous tits that could possibly suffocate me. All and all shes pretty fucking hot and doesn't seem like an airhead so i'm all thumbs (and other things) up!

glimmer
glimmer

yes once again i love the answers and the pics. *swoon* :)

NotAmused
NotAmused

I like this one!! She is cute and pretty! I love her answers. Finally, someone who is different!

huck
huck

I think she's really cute and she's gonna be even more of a knockout when she's older.

Caliban
Caliban

"I’d like them more if they weren’t two fleshy orbs of ceaseless male oppression."

LOL, who is she Rosa Parks reincarnated, what does she know of oppression? Your breast are for giving milk to your young, it's not our fault they also feel so smooth against our cheeks and the nipple begs to be teased with our tongues.

She's fuckable, and she may like women, you get bonus points for that. Even if she is faking it with her hand in that woman's pants, you would still get kudos for trying.

Queen Lena
Queen Lena

I would like her if it weren't for the drugs comment, I just can't like people who do heavy drugs. Period.

laserbeams
laserbeams

She reminds me of Kit DeLuca, the whorelet best friend to Her Horsiness Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman". She's definitely cute, a refreshing departure from the ghettofabulous whorinas that are the typical BLOTD fare. She'd be a lot more attractive if she'd drop the cooler-than-thou act.

16estelle
16estelle

2nd group first pic! What the hell is she doing?! And yes she has to do something with the eyebrows and very soon!

Tori
Tori

skinny... very heroin chic...

fuckin funny too.

but the "NY hipster" vibe killed it for me, tho. kudos to lemure... im from NYC too. and all the emo-ness in these trust fund kids fuckin pisses me off (too).

all in all, not bad. looks ok enough not to be brownbagged... needs some boobies and ass...

go ask daddy for a new pair of boobies for your next birthday :)

Banch
Banch

If Christina Ricci had an asian father, and a penchant for debauchery this might be her. At least that's what I got from the beads pic.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

I bet she's got a really hairy pussy.

The Kitten
The Kitten

she seems more friend material than fuck material.

but she'd probably look really pretty with light blonde hair. a lot better actually.

cause she kind of looks like jamie king, not jamie pressly, to whoever said that earlier. at least in that first pic. so if she colored her hair blonde she'd look more like her.