Bastardly Lady of the Day – Marie

Marie writes:

Hey I’m Marie. I’m hoping you’ll post this because I’m getting really sick of peeps complaining there are hardly any WHITE chics posted here. It doesn’t matter what race you are though, shit, you’re either hot or fugly.

Do you like your boobs?

Yes, I adore them. Been told they are quite perky for their size. I wouldn’t have them any other way.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Hell no, even if I was drunk. Realizing in the morning what had been in me would be enough to send me to my grave…

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?

Been told Nicole Kidman, Charlize Theron, and Scarlett Johansson…although I’m not sure.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’m adorable.

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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..M..
..M..

Kate Bosworth...

sema
sema

and i see some charlize theron but not the others definitely.

sema
sema

she's very pretty in the face,looks like a succesful mix of anna kournikova and leyton hewitt's wife,bec cartwright.google her,you'll see what i mean ;)

karmasabitch
karmasabitch

tara reid in the first pic.. or however the fuck you spell her name.

Aklin
Aklin

Boring ass personality...next

Melissa
Melissa

#36 you're stupid for assuming that Melissa is even my real name.... which it aint

Dark_Angel
Dark_Angel

Not hot. she only looks good in certain lighting. Plain jane

John
John

She is not hot. Not ugly but more plain jane than anything else. YAWN.

Moelicious
Moelicious

I think this chick should send in real photos & be re-judged.

these snaps are a joke.

ninja
ninja

average (C+) and kinda (using it loosely) sharapova-esque.

the last pic looks like you're gonna rip off your arm.

Tori (the original)
Tori (the original)

its not a slow monday...

we just think theres not much to say since she looks... ok.

answers are normal... theres nothing much to pick on so...

*rolls eyes* fine, yes, iagree... IT IS a slow monday...

MaryJane
MaryJane

Dang, only 40 comments? What a slow monday.

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

Although I'm not partial to blondes, I think she's cute. I'd kiss her.

TheChef
TheChef

I don't know what world you guys live in, but come on. That chick is about as heavy as Nicole Ritchie is fat. In case you're as stoned as me and can't figure out what that means, she ain't fat. Normal women have curves, not angles. Stop reading them women magazines, even friggin Playboy's chicks have curves. Read: Curves= Hot. Angles=Not.

Get it riiiight.

Damn.

The Kitten
The Kitten

Phred i bet you never get any pussy do you?

john
john

that is a good one pottymouth

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

Comment 35 is stupid but then again most Melissa's are stupid so that is to be expected I guess!

Melissa
Melissa

she's ugly as most white chicks are

musharica
musharica

I def. see the Charlize Theron connection in the 2nd pic. pretty girl, and she is not fat at all! she has a very nice shape and i don't understand what makes people think she looks trashy. from what I can see, she has good taste and dresses appropriately.

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

Phred...... chill.... it's Monday and everyone already feels pissy enough..... k? :)

Nancy (not the original)
Nancy (not the original)

a shorter skirt would've been more flattering. the one she's wearing makes her legs look fat when they're really not. otherwise, really boring looking. but cute.

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

John...I always thought they were talking about the sugary marshmallow easter snack! I was like...I didn't know peeps had a commercial where they make noise or something. Thanks for clearing that up buddy! hahaha

Seriously though...I agree 110% man!

Phred
Phred

estelle, Greeks tend to have big noses, who wants to see that?

Phred
Phred

I never understand why hot girls wear more clothes and it's always the fat ones who wear skimpy clothes and micro-miniskirts... my theory is that they're actually normal sized clothes and the fatties just burst out of them, always buying a couple of sizes smaller cos buying the right size in clothing would mean admitting to being a fatty.

Phred
Phred

And yes she is on the large side, look at the size of her upper arms. Disgusting. It won't be long before the beer-belly starts to grow either. Skin looks blotchy too. You ought to try some fading creams, you pathetic looking girl. And eat less. Your face is even too chubby. And what's with the manly legs and shoulders? Get some surgery done and reshape your entire bone-structure, you horrendous looking hag.

Mark
Mark

sort a cute. Jury still out...only a few poor quality photos submitted, need more/better photos to evaluate properly. Thumbs down till then.

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

In the last picture she looks like Kim Mathers!

Phred
Phred

oh please, she looks like a drunken trashy any next white chick. Blatantly a chav.

16estelle
16estelle

I don't like her much! For God's sake put models from Greece! You have put from Italy,Spain and from all the European countries and u haven't put from Greece! please do me this favour and if the others here don't like them don't put Greek models again! :-(

cISCO
cISCO

Any of you ever heard of muscle??? This chic is obviously athletic, not in the least bit fat...

marissa
marissa

she kinda looks like rebecca romijn ... especially in the last shot

Nancy (the original)
Nancy (the original)

Not many people really complains that there aren't enough white chicks, people complain that there's too many asians. She's alright. I don't think she's heavy, or a touch on the heavy side. She just has heavy looking legs.

Caliban
Caliban

Pathetic submission of pics, why even bother if you aren't going to try.

Do people even know what the term Bastardly means (vicious and despicable)?

Being "adorable" doesn't make you bastardly, maybe a Teletubbie but not bastardly.

Other than my reservations about her pics though she's fuckable.

Nefarious1
Nefarious1

Come On Now! Texas Instruments invents DLP for HDTV and we get UGLY Pix...not her...the actual pix themselves...Young Nambulous' picture perfect theory is it... MINIMUM...as a rule if men can't look at em we don't want it...we are visual...Come On Now! ENOUGH!

moss
moss

bringing BLOTDs to new heights of boringness..

TheChef
TheChef

Cute, but those shots she sent in suck in quality. I see a slight Kidmanesque look to her, but only in that last shot. Scarlett? No. Charlize? No. She does look like someone, but I can't place it...

But there's been a nice increase in cuties lately. Maybe the cream is finally rising to the top?

Young Nambulous
Young Nambulous

A sorry visual representation to be sure. See looks promising but these photos don't help. As a rule, and in fairness to the candidates, at a minimum, we need a face shot, a full frontal shot, a boob shot, and an ass shot. They should all be of a reasonable quaity and clarity.

john
john

"I’m getting really sick of peeps complaining...."

I'm getting really sick of the word peeps

unless you were talking about the sugary marshmallow easter candy

witz
witz

three pictures? that's it? lame. pretty average and maybe just a touch on the heavy side. check out the legs in the second pic. if she's not fat now, she will be. oh, she will be.

María
María

she should sleep with a guy the age of her grandpa for money so she can afford a nice digital camera.

MRYUCK
MRYUCK

cute but not hot

Dave
Dave

eh. need better pics. answers were kinda boring.

rich
rich

is this, what we have become?

these pictures, are very poor.. i really wish, there would a set standard on the pictures..

for one, there should be a mandatory bikini photo..

just slapping together some bar-b-que drunk party pics is unexceptable.. IMO

angelfood
angelfood

like the 3mil answer...cute - yes, adorable - hardly...answers smack of arrogance...that ain't adorable...when you know you're special...it kills the effect!

Senza
Senza

manly lookin'