Rumor has it that E.M.D. (Excessive Masturbation Disorder) was the root of Jessica’s pug’s death. What do expect when your life is filled w/ beautiful sights of your hottie owner butt-naked in the shower, or taking sweet-smelling Jessica Alba Dumps, or even having endless amounts of sex. You can either hang yourself from lack of J.Alba sexual activity or you can masturbate yourself to death. May God have mercy on that little pug.
Aside from her pug’s unfortunate death, the act of dog walking is the thing to do these days, I tell you. Jackson, our resident Horndogg reporter covering the complex business of superficial dog walking, has compiled an extensive collection of camerawhores walking their dogs.
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