UK Prostitute Jodie Marsh is the Whore of All Whores

What can we say about this woman that hasn’t already been said? Nothing, really. We’ve called her whore, prostitute, skank and every other world that embodies a whore, prostitute & skank, so if guys can think of any other words, please sound off below.

She was dressed like this less than 24hrs back @ the UK premiere of Just My Luck. I’m pretty sure she slept w/ some deep-pocketed dumbass following the premiere. Just think about Victoria Silvstedt’s midget dude who ate her out on his yacht, alright. Anything is fucking possible in this world, God damn it!!

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56 comments
Jake
Jake

she is the epitome of everything wrong with society in Britain.

a swift death is all she needs.

Leo
Leo

THEY ARE NOT REAL - IT WAS A PUBLICITY STUNT, LEARN TO BELIEVE HER, SHE SAID SHE'D NEVER HAVE A BOOB JOB AND SHE HASN'T, SHE'S BETTER THAN JORDAN AND JODIE IS A LOVELY GIRL!!!!

shan
shan

i think shes bludy gorgous but dem boobs gots to go jodie!!! stop hatin people, dnt hate the player bitch whore, shes fukin great!

John f
John f

I actually think she's pretty sexy

shithead
shithead

Fuck all this noise! Y'all must be a bunch of little homos jerking each other off to pictures of Tom Selleck's mustache. I'd fuck whoever that chick is and take whatever VD she gave me as well. You only live once, faggots.

sofie
sofie

omg i cant belive shes had a boob job after all the shit she sed about katie price having fake boobs well all i can say ifs they look awful, she looks so fukin stupid id be embaressed seriously there awful they look so fake, y wud anyone want to put them selvs across to the public like this is a fukin slut, shes probly slept with more men than jenna jameson and tera patrick put together and then never saw them after! my god she looks a disgrace and s for her nose the is digusting she should have sued the butcher that did it! anyway lovin katie price at the mo and the lovely jenna j! mwahhhh x x x love ya x x x x x x x

SUMMER
SUMMER

DI YOU CALL HER A SQUALLY & WHO MESSED UP HER NOSE LOOKS LIKE SHE TRIED TO STOP A TRAIN WITH HER FACE

oswald
oswald

she should be shot at dawn, through the nipples

SESSY
SESSY

Triple H for "Hard Ho Hooters"....

Mike A.
Mike A.

what is that like triple D's?

SESSY
SESSY

As hard as her boobies are? They look like painted rocks....

digglesworth
digglesworth

actually, her face looks kinda decent and her nose not so distracting. call me crazy, but i'd hit this hard. yeh ... i would.

John
John

This chick is what is wrong with women today. No one is going to take a chick looking like a cum dumpster home. You would have to double bag just to let her pleasure you with her hand. So sad. She needs to live in a porta potty so people can use her like a human toilet. Disgusting. And that outfit screams whore to the world. Classless hoe, don't worry to all you classy hot chicks out there, we men NEVER turn hoes like this into housewives.

Lissa
Lissa

John (comment #27) you crack me the fuck up. haha

Gah
Gah

What the hell Is Bastardly doing not covering up her face on the main page?! I was eating while browsing this site and nearly puked! >:|

Virenda
Virenda

Her boobs scare me. Almost as much as her face but only cause I'm pretty sure her boobs wont bite me and I think her face would.

She's like a walking STD guessing game. Okay, okay I get to go first.

I say she's definitely has some genital warts.

*kathryn*
*kathryn*

I think those fake tits really are "fake tits". a gag body part. look at the texture, shape and nipples.

evur
evur

her titties remind me of memory foam

Dee
Dee

She's such a TURTLE:

ONCE SHE'S ON HER BACK SHE'S FUCKED

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Evanty thats not cellulite, it's bondo. Some Mexican gave her some bad autobody work.

tuxman
tuxman

I would hit it!! I'm so bad!! She looks like a whore though, i will agree with that, but I'm always horney, and this doesn't help, I think I'm addicated to sex, and should seek help!! ;p

bitchy bitcher
bitchy bitcher

awww...come on..everyone has that outfit at home, admit it

Evanty
Evanty

My God I dont think Ive ever seen a pair of boobies that had cellulite. And whats up with the nipples? Play Dough comment...very true.

laurenzo
laurenzo

honestly,

who leaves the house like that? who looks at themselves in a mirror, pleased, and walks out of the house thinking: damn i look good! this chick looks like she's in pain, between those 80 pound silicones of hers and that necklace that cant help but remind me of that scene in "Say it Ain't So". dirt.

xoxo

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

She makes Pamela Anderson look like farking nun. I bet she's got a hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeee hole.

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

ummmmmm.....

gutter snipe?

harlot?

diseased slag?

walking STD

and my fav.........

PBJ - because her legs spread like peanut butter....... diiiiiiiirty peanut butter

john
john

she seems like a well adjusted young lady

at peace with herself and the universe

almost buddha like

she and the Dali Lama would have a lot to talk about

ili
ili

what puzzles me is that even with that size bust she still doesn't have a skinny waist.

Austin
Austin

i belive a name that is fitting would be "SLORE". for those who dont know what it means it is a combo word slut + whore = slore

kissy
kissy

WTF...i'm speechless. Why?!

angelfood
angelfood

what a dawg...actually she is just pointing out...."Ain't got no fleas on me...." la lala...

angelfood
angelfood

TTTTHHHAAAArrrrrrrr...she blows....

Matt
Matt

I don't know. Cut her some slack. I mean I'd still put my cock between those!!

lighteningstrike@gmail.com

Melissa
Melissa

thats disgusting. and why is there a brown bag on only one of the pics?

Halia
Halia

Can't believe she got a boob job after all the shit she gave Jordan over hers being fake, she looks even more of a mess than before.

Also, on an unrelated note, has anyone seen askmen.com's 99 top women. They messed that shit up putting Sienna Miller at #2 ahead of Adriana Lima.

bonk
bonk

hey slaaag! get the fuck off my red carpet!

16estelle
16estelle

My boobies are very happy! But they feel sorry for her boobies! It's going to be a very big funeral!

Angel
Angel

Her plastic surgeon should be physically harmed for creating Ms. frankinboobies.

What’s next? Mr. Frankindick?…….wait maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad idea…

*kathryn*
*kathryn*

and top it off, she looks damn pleased with herself.

marissa
marissa

it looks like saline is leaking out the bottom of those things

Jia
Jia

Um. Try everything but a white woman.

Natalia
Natalia

Classy. Any guy who finds her attractive or even just fuckable is totally crazy.

SG
SG

thats not how those are supposed to look?

uh. it looks like those things are made of play doh.