Bastardly Breaking News!! Kate Bosworth Drops Car Keys! Superman A No Show!!

Big ups to the Bastardly Gossip Network!

- Jessica Alba Loves It Free And So Do I
- Keira Knightley is Desperate to Kiss Johnny Depp
- Marcia’s Wedding Album

- Britney Spears Thinks It’s Malibu’s Fault
- Lindsay Lohan gets Farked up
- Raquel Houghton sharing Dane Cook with Jessica Simpson?
- Jessica Alba has the Luckiest Dog in the World

- Rapper Khia Dissing Janet Jackson For No Good Reason
- Cirque du Paris
- Christina Aguilera won’t even look at interviewers
- The 7 Greatest Superpowers

- The Brangelina Thieves Have Been Captured!
- FYI The Simple Life 2 Sucks

- Superman Returns Box Office Watch
- Katie Cassidy is the New Dallas Girl
- The delicate Adriana Lima Tuna

View All Photos ›

12 comments
first
first

yea, but then a celeb gains even the slightest bit of weight and every girl calls her fat again. women obsess about weight because it is something that is fixable. you can't fix ugliness, though. you notice how the ugliest people get anorexic and walk around like theyre the shit?

alexaa
alexaa

why is every celebrity anorexic now?!

snake pliskin
snake pliskin

She needs to eat something, but she's beautiful.

karmasabitch
karmasabitch

she looks hot lately.. maybe its the hair?????? she isnt wearing a bra because she doesnt need to fool.

Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom

Fuck I hate that bitch now, time to breakup AGAIN -_-"

Dustin Diamond
Dustin Diamond

What horrible reaction time. I would've caught those mid-flight and still had time to wipe that damn smirk off my face. I owe it all to little league.

mags
mags

what the hell is that huge white stain oh the back of her dress...or do i even want to know....did superman get her in his favorite position earlier that day and little kate forgot to change her dress....

Evanty
Evanty

Haha this post was actually pretty funny. Good job.

friendliness
friendliness

this chick is annoying/scary because she:

1. is way to skinny;

2. NEVER wears a bloody bra; and

3. has different colours eyes

lol
lol

tht ana is no talent,lifeless gal...

lynne
lynne

She looks fuckin stupid in those pictures. I wanna slap that damn giggle off her face.