Monthly Archives: July 2006

Alicia Machado – a former Miss Universe!

I thought I’d throw these pictures out today with the previous posts of Miss Bolivia and Miss Canada from this past Miss Universe competition. Alicia Machado was Miss Universe 1996 and doesn’t look like the years have made her lose a step of hotness. If you think Alicia is hot, then you’ll have to check out the hot links brought to you by The Bastarldy Gossip Network.

Jessica Simpson Gone Wild
Hollywood Producer Blasts Lindsay Lohan
Gwen Back to Bad
Penny Cruz, Yellow Bikini and St. Tropez

Heidi Klum Nude Pictures from Jane Magazine
usemycomputer brings us Hooters today!
Mary-Kate Olsen in 40 years
Janet Jackson Quote of the Day
Oh God, Please No! Nicole Richie nude!

Matt and Ben are delightfully normal, rich
New Jersey Exoctic Dancer Gives New Meaning to the Phrase Hand Job
Britney Spears shows up at K-Fed’s video shoot
Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled bitch

Tricia Helfer is a Bad Girl
Marvel Comics Present: The Rampaging Colbert
Pamela Anderson Marries Kid Rock

Is Hottie Getting Her Own Reality Show?!
Nick Gets Angry
Matthew Perry is Not Your Friend
Today’s flavor of tuna… Holly Valance

Brittany Murphy Tries to Pull a Scarlett Johansson

In comparison, here’s a recent Scarlett post by Jackson.

These were snapped @ the premiere of Talladega Nights last week. Brittany doesn’t have a role in the flick, but she’s starting her press whoring tour for a whole host of upcoming movies. Here’s the latest list from IMDb:

1. Sin City 2 (2007) (pre-production) …. Shellie
2. The Ramen Girl (2007) (pre-production)
3. The Other Side (2007) (pre-production) …. Max Mackenzie
4. Tinker Bell (2007) (V) (filming) …. Tinker Bell
5. The Dead Girl (2007) (post-production)
6. Happy Feet (2006) (completed) (voice) …. Gloria
7. The Groomsmen (2006) …. Sue
8. Love and Other Disasters (2006) …. Jacks

Hot or Not: Arielle Kebbel @ John Tucker Must Die Premiere

And the Wiki says…

Arielle Kebbel (born February 19, 1985 in Winter Park, Florida) is an American actress. She played Elyse Houston in American Pie: Band Camp (2005).

Her first major role was a recurring role in the 3rd-5th seasons of Gilmore Girls, playing Lindsay Lister, girlfriend and later ex-wife of Dean Forrester (Jared Padalecki). She also has previously guest starred on the series Grounded for Life. [Wikipedia]

Here are more snaps from the premiere for your Hot or Not assessment.

David Beckham arrives at an Airport!

Ask and you shall receive. Who am I to deprive our loyal readers of David Beckham? He’s not shirtless, he need not be since he’s gorgeous with or without clothing, but i’m sure as smart and brilliant are our readers are, you can use your imagination.

Why is it that even something as boring as arriving at an airport be so interesting when it’s David?

Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day?

The infamous Lisa S shows off how Bastardly she truly is….

The Bastardly Lady of the Day feature has been daily enjoyment for everyone. I’ve come to the point where I think the loyal Bastardly readers have scared off all potential girls who’d consider running the gauntlet.

So I ask the ladies out there… do you feel Bastardly enough to run the gauntlet? If so, like I’ve said in the past, send all hot pictures to for consideration.

Of course, all potential Bastardly Lady of the Day candidates are subject to the official Bastardly mini-questionnaire:

1. Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
2. Do you like your boobs?
3. Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
4. Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
5. What makes you Bastardly?

And to quote my disclaimer, “Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures.”

Dig the archives to reminisce about your favorite Bastardly Lady of Day. Remember Lisa S…the first time and round 2?

…if you have a sexy bod like Lisa S, you too can purchase your own Bastardly tanktop here!

PS…to a select few of my Bastardly Ladies… I haven’t forgotten and am still waiting…you know who you are!

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