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Bastardly Breaking News! Ashlee Simpson carries her own bags!

You know, if Ashlee Simpson took up Hef and the supposed $4,000,000 offer to take it off then maybe she’d be able to afford some minions to carry her bags for her…. you don’t ever see her sister, Jessica, carrying her bags like this…another log to the fire of their sibling rivalry.

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CA
CA

She is just simply gorgeous with the Blonde hair...mix between the Olsen Twins, Paris Hilton and Cameron Diaz!!!!!!!!!!!!I am love man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gjgj
gjgj

she has the best nose job ever-after charlize theron and angelina jolie ones.

Katie G
Katie G

its Ashassica

even with the surgery, she still looks like crap

Renn
Renn

my gawdd...I thought bastardly posted the name wrong because the first pic made her look like Avril Lavigne..lol

fatback
fatback

Miracle of science. Awesome.

Melissa
Melissa

how bout the nasty stringy extensions? face looks nice for a jessica wannabe but she needs to buy a comb and brush and hire a new stylist

Dee
Dee

I find it vastly amusing that this girl (Use the term loosely) thinks she's hot, I'm not dissing her nose job or anything cuz I think twas time to get one, but damn, just cuz she's (sorta) rich and (sorta) famous she thinks she's the shit.

Arrogance is oozing out of her pores

poopscoop
poopscoop

Jeez, you guys are fucking evil. Whatever happened to letting celebrities live their lives without a bunch of faggoty Jewish stepmothers ridiculing them constantly? I hope you all die slowly.

Just Me
Just Me

Hmmmmm..... Something about her boobs looks really smashed - kinda like the look of that compression wrap thingy that chicks hafta wear right after they get a boob job.... Hmmmmm....

Anna
Anna

she looks a little like avril lavigne

Geee
Geee

Hmmm.. is she just really skinny, or has she done som lipo on her neck?!

jesse
jesse

she is so pretty. I am in love!

María
María

Wow. This girl needs help not with her bags, but with choosing a bra that fits.

jeffy
jeffy

I'll be her slave and carry her bags and kiss her feet.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

She looks like a peasant carrying bags to his landlord.

A Concerned Fan
A Concerned Fan

It's a lot easier for her to carry the bags, now that the extra nose weight has been removed

Pal
Pal

That's one motherfucking terrible outfit! Terrrrible. And her lips look really big. She's so fake. Go away, bitch

fedsf
fedsf

she looks beautiful!

Liz
Liz

Ok so is that a Kabballah bracelet or is she a newly initiate into the anorexic society??