Bastardly Breaking News! Jennifer Love Hewitt gets an all-new McDonalds Premium Asian Chicken Salad with Mandarin Oranges!

We know that Jennifer Love Hewitt eats Koo Koo Roo (cause it’s Good For Yoo) and now we see that when she goes to Mickey D’s she’s not going for a Super Sized Big Mac combo meal or 20 piece Chicken McNuggets… something I’d much prefer… nawh, she goes for the “healthy choice” (if there really is such) at McDonalds… way to set an example Jennifer Love Hewitt!!!

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fuck you
fuck you

FUCK YOU ugly ass fat bitches. You know why, put down those chips ahoy.

Ronald Vaughan
Ronald Vaughan

JLH looks like a GIRL PIXIE.....maybe a little less feminine with her hair covered

by a cap....but ALL WOMAN nonetheless, LOL!!

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[...] Granted it’s not an all-new McDonalds Premium Asian Chicken Salad with Mandarin Oranges like Jennifer Love Hewitt we can’t get enough of the normalness Jessica Biel shows on a day-to-day basis. [...]

ray
ray

Oh MY GOD WTF I Loved her...but now...djezz blegh sorry

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[...] Yes, yes… horndogg community living in the LA area… be on the lookout for Adriana Lima!!! I don’t think you’ll find her at such establishments you’d find Jennifer Love Hewitt at… i.e. McDonalds, Koo Koo Roo, Starbucks, or the grocery store… but I could only dream that she’s homies with Jessica Biel and that we’ll see pictures of them together…just cause we always seem to get daily updates of Ms. Biel. [...]

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[...] Oh Jennifer Love Hewitt….we just can’t get enough of your normal boring life. In everything that we’ve seen her do (i.e. go to Starbucks, Koo Koo Roo, McDonalds, etc.) we’ve not gotten a slight glimpse of those sweet lovely puppies…give us a nipslip or an upskirt…something damnitt! [...]

J
J

I thought it was that kid from Terminator 2. Honest to God.

Shiloh
Shiloh

Looking like that lead character in Boys Don't Cry. Scary

Moelicious
Moelicious

at least she's not downing a big mac or something...

Goliano
Goliano

She looked hot in Heartbreakers... wtf happened???

Ed
Ed

I'm pretty sure you're all either women or gay.

suzannep7
suzannep7

I could never figure out why guys though she was so hot. With the exception of what they referred to as her giant boobs (which I don't see either), she really is not hot.

sgt. Pepper
sgt. Pepper

She honestly looks more like a boy than a woman in these pics.

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[...] Could someone please give her some directions!? She looks like she’s wandering aimlessly looking for a McDonalds to feed her anorexic ass one of those all-new Premium Asian Chicken Salads just like Jennifer Love Hewitt!!! [...]

laurenzo
laurenzo

wouldnt it be hilarious if some large black man came up and grabbed the stupid salad right out of her hands, brought it over to the side of the street and shat on it? Premium I'll say.

indiansareugly
indiansareugly

and i used to think she was so pretty too.. she really does look like a little boy.

marisa
marisa

she looks like a little boy