Stacey Dash + Playboy Magazine Layout = Orgasmically Naked Stacey Dash

SEE JACKSON’S POST FOR MORE INFO ON THE LAYOUT!

Oh my.

Stacey is looking to take a final bow as she exits the entertainment industry. Thankfully (from the Horndogg Community’s perspective), Ms. Dash has decided to make this final bow w/ no clothes covering her delicious, milk chocolate flavored bod.

On behalf of the Bastardly Heterosexual & Lesbian Horndogg Community, I would like to thank Stacey for this lip-wetting decision. Stacey, please send us an email & we’ll ship you a limited-edition, always-short-in-supply Bastardly tank. Shipping & handling on us, baby!

Notes on Stacey Nipples as observed in this clip from the 1995 epic, Illegal in Blue: Nipples are fairly long—nowhere near Bai Ling Baby Choker Nipples, but long nonetheless.

And finally, we’re going to end w/ a scandalous selection of photos in which Stacey is scrumptiously dressed to impress. We must appreciate the fully clothed Stacey in order to REALLY appreciate the Playboy layout when it hits the magazine racks. I’m sure Jackson will have a review of the issue.

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