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Mariah Carey Whoring Herself to Athletes @ 2006 ESPY Awards

Mariah was dressed super conservative @ last night’s ESPY Awards. She opted, for some odd reason, to not go w/ one of 5000 super short, ultra tight miniskirts.

I guess the miniskirts are reserved for those special, camera-whoring moments in which she walks her latest accessory, her dog. I’m gonna assume Mariah’s dog recently committed suicide by way of choking itself on dog food b/c we haven’t seen the little booger around lately.

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mattlb0619
mattlb0619

she looks fucking great.

ide tounge her asshole.

brutalyHonest
brutalyHonest

damn, she needs some serious teeth reduction for that top jaw of hers...can hardly see her bottom teeth! LOOK!!!!

Ashley
Ashley

Why does she allways wear butterfly rings?

tyrome
tyrome

i gots to admit she do look a little messed up in this pic but id still fuk that bitch so badly...lik that pussyy..get it nice and wet then slide my cock up in there and then cum all over her tits..dam

reppin that BX

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HOrnDogg
HOrnDogg

All haters know that if you could have a night a sex with Mariah you know you would. And she one of the greatest voices of all time. So just tell it like it is. Youd bang her then listen to her sing lol

HoneyB.Fly
HoneyB.Fly

Fuck all u haters. Mariah is as amazing as her voice. She's beautiful as she is. She hasn't changed anything about herself except for gaining weight and now losing it. Another thing, this woman is far from boring. Nothing about her is boring. She sure as hell stands out from everyone else. So for all u haters go fuck yourself and got to hell. Assholes.

ihatehaters
ihatehaters

All of you people saying all of this shit about Mariah are just HATERS. She is the best-selling female artist of all time and she looks absolutely beautiful. So, all you people bad mouthing her can kiss her and my ass and go to hell! Have a nice day!

TAYLOR
TAYLOR

i love love love MARIAH CAREY she's so pretty and deserves the best i love her music every song,remix,album loves it!!~(best singer alive!!)~love love her

TAYLOR
TAYLOR

I LOVE MARIAH AND SHE LOOKS AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY PICTURE AND HER SONGS ARE THE BEST SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL VOICE LOVES IT!!~*

perfect_stain
perfect_stain

FINALLY. Someone actually agrees with me about Lance Armstrong, that fucking pig!

Here I thought I was the only one.

Thanks guys.

BadBadBret
BadBadBret

Okay, this isn't as bad as some of the shit she wears but it's still tacky. The hair isn't flattering and I wish to god she'd change it. But what really stands out to me is that she's obviously had the living shit botoxed out of her forehead. In all those photos, her expression changes...she smiles big...but the forehead never moves at all... Just like the formerly attractive Nicole Kidman... Now they have supersmooth foreheads and an expression that makes them look like they've been lobotomized.

SmilingJoe
SmilingJoe

Hate her and her music!! She is just so boring *blah*

Nodakgirl-you got it right with that jackass Lance!

*kathryn*
*kathryn*

she looks much more attractive and about 30 pounds thinner when she doesnt dress like a slutty 12 year old.

rich
rich

i still like her

karmasabitch
karmasabitch

Geez I think she looks hot here.. ?????? WTF??????????? And Revnar.. that's how I feel about Jessica Simpson that piece of shit whore.. Every fucking time I see her and that gimpyass wide open gay fucking smile of hers.. I just want to fucking slam her teeth in with a 2X4.

hah
hah

hah and then HIS dog jumped camp and now lives with someone who'll take good care of him for the rest of his life. Not just in front of the cameras.

john
john

thanks nodakgirl

but i did really want to wear that crown around for a while

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

john...you'd NEVER be a "king asshole." Not even a "temporary prick."

There's a word that means "unaware or uninformed." Unfortunately, the word's morphed and is kinda mis-used these days and implies a character flaw -- but it shouldn't. The word is: "ignorant." In the truest usage intended for this word, john, you are someone who is "unaware and uninformed" regarding co-jo and his busted kidneys.

Jane -- er JOHN -- you ***IGNORANT*** slut!

(peed!)

Pottymouth
Pottymouth

I HATE Mariah Carey but I have to give her props for finally wearing her hair down in front. It for once looks nice. Usually she looks like she has a receding hairline.

I think her publicist has told her that everyone thinks that she's a fucking whore and needs to start toning things down a bit. That dress doesn't show near enough skin and I know that Mariah wouldn't wear something that conservative by choice because she is in fact a fucking whore.

senin
senin

Where's the BAG???? Yeah and fuck Lance Armstrong. Doping loser.

john
john

"i think steven cojocaru is so bloated because he was experiencing kidney failure and needed a transplant or something which caused the bloating."

well doesn't that just make me king asshole

is mariah sick too?

or can i rip her with impunity?

Guillermo
Guillermo

Mariah's gonna follow the Pam Anderson trail. She's a freak now, not something I lust after anymore.

Haven't met anyone who thinks, like I do, that Lance is an ass. Way to go Nodak, I can't say it any better than you did. (I "accidentally" lost my sons Livestrong band) rubber STINKS when put through a shredder, kinda fucks it up to, blades are all dull now. But it was worth it.

MrPinchy
MrPinchy

she's looking kinda corpsey these days....

... good....

Revnar
Revnar

God I can't stand this woman, I never post anything, normally I just read, but I HATE her so much. I don't know what it is, you just wanna hit her with a blunt object whenever you see her.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Hey! Screw Mariah! Can we talk about Mr. Low-Life, LANCE?

Dumps wife who was with him when Testicle #1 was lopped off. Babies in his wake.

Dumps Sheryl who helped him get thru Testical #2's disappearance. Then SHE gets cancer.

Anyone who wears those goddam LIVESTRONG yellow bands gets a sermon from me. The last "victim" was the poor gal at my Starbuck's drive-thru. Lance Armstrong is icky -- even tho' cancer took the balls from his dicky.

Lance proves that stereotype of "what men think with." Because obviously when a guy loses his testicals, he also loses his mind.

RIP me to SHREDS Bastardly Boys!

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

john--

I think poor "Co-Jo" is just trying to find a KIDNEY that will let him live. #1 transplant shriveled-up on him. Waiting for #2. In the meantime, meds that make him puff-up like a beach ball. Poor dude. Can you imagine how much it KILLS him to not have a 28" waist anymore?

evur
evur

i think steven cojocaru is so bloated because he was experiencing kidney failure and needed a transplant or something which caused the bloating.

Anon
Anon

God she's so fucken boring. Everytime you see this woman she looks the same. straightened all to hell hair, check...tight ass spandex clothing that's too small, check.....

and let's not forget her constant posing. This girl doesn't know how to loosen up a bit and be casual for just a minute

SexyManBitch
SexyManBitch

yea she kinda reminds me of an otter in these pictures

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Puffy.

Puffy-Puffy-PUFFY!

She looks so....PUFFY!

SexyManBitch
SexyManBitch

DAMNNNNN Mariah u look so old and ugly! but i luv your song, say somethin'!!!!