Lady Isabella Hervey Desperately Needs New Boobs & Food

The Lady Isabella Frederica Louisa Hervey (born 9 March 1982) is a British socialite and model/actress. She is the daughter of the 6th Marquess of Bristol and his third wife Yvonne Marie Sutton, half-sister of the 7th Marquess of Bristol, and Lord Nicholas Hervey, both deceased, and sister of the 8th Marquess of Bristol and Lady Victoria Hervey. [Wikipedia]

I want to be a British socialite and model/actor too, damn it!!! Also, I’m surprised that Lady Iz doesn’t have some boytoy holding that drink (see below).

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Dave
Dave

The picture your showing is of Lady Victoria Hervey not Isabella. So which one are we talking about here, Victoria or her younger sister Isabella.

simone
simone

I'd like to be that thin, but with something up top.

F R
F R

Thats Victoria you c*nts

ron
ron

do both babe. if not, put a tail on

Frankie
Frankie

24 years old???

God, I swear I thought she was like 30 years older than that.

veer
veer

helloo sir pls this email-id more picture here want

Ratty
Ratty

Wot an etoliated slag. A sullen graceless bag of bones, A face so sour you could used it in martinis. And the lady bit hardly implies wealth - she could easily be flat fuckin' broke living in a bedsit, trying to turn tricks to make ends meet. Although hers would be a highly specialized market - like guys into boffing stick figures. The British upper classes - nothing against them personally - they aren't any happier than you and me, but they seriously need to start considering freshening up the gene pool a bit. I would offer myself of course but no one in their right mind would accept me - lower middle to the core, balding, overweight, terminal halitosis, charmless, shitty accent, settling comfortably into the lonely, alcoholic tedium of the beta male. Anyway, she looks as if she has a bit of a problem with the old nose candy, like spending all her money on it instead of having a nice fried breakfast now and again. And why in the second pic is she looking at her twat? Bikini line not working? Some sort of unpleasant stain? Is a bug resting on it?

dave
dave

Isabella Hervey date.

Hi I'm DAVE HOLLAND from Wigan and I entered an ITV competition to win a date with Isabella Hervey but she personally chooses the winner and she chose me. I am writing to you about this because she was rude, selfish and in need of therapy. They flew me to Nice to meet her, I first met her in the reception of the hotel in Nice at 11.30am, I walked over to her and shook her hand and politely said “hi I’m Dave I will be meeting up with you later for lunch” she said “oh right” then turned her back on me and totally ignored me so I walked off.

I then met up with her at 1pm for lunch and gave her a card that I had written that said

Dear Isabella,

I wanted to send you this “thank you” card as my way of expressing my thanks for allowing me to spend some time with you, even if it is just for a few hours in your life. It means a lot to me that you personally choose me so I simply want to say thank you. I hope we both enjoy each other company in Nice.

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She just said thanks and put it in her bag, she then started talking to a waiter in French so I had no idea what was being said. He walked off and came back with a drink for her. She started drinking it and then looked my way and said “oh did you want a drink” I thought how rude is that and it got worse

She said to me “I don’t think I think like normal people” I said what do you mean and she said “well I get upset and depressed by things more than normal people do” I said like what being lied to or disrespected” she said “yes”. I said “well that is normal we all get upset over that. All you see is an external shell of a person and you have no idea what’s going on in there head so how can you say you think differently to normal people as if you are different”

She then said “well I’m different to normal people because when I have a few classes of wine and the day after I go to the gym I feel ill” I said well that is normal, you are more normal than you think and just because of all this celebrity crap doesn’t make you different from us, you are normal. She said “oh right.

I ask her how she was famous she said that she had been handed down a title I’m from one of the richest most well know families in Britain, I said well I don’t know them. She said she wanted to be known as more than a reality TV star.

I told her I had seen her that morning in reception but she had ignored me. I explained that I was only saying hello and I wasn’t a crazed fan because I knew very little about

Her. I said that’s the kind of guy I am I just wanted to say hi as I would be seeing you later. I was just being polite.

I was giving her an opportunity to apologise for being rude but she said “well I had just got there in the hotel” I said well so was I we was on the same flight even though you was in first class and I was in economy. She didn’t apologise which I found to be rude.

She said people don’t know what a hard life I have had, I said come on you are privileged to be grateful. Yes she said but because of the way I look I have to look good all the time in case my pic is taken. She said I don’t have what normal people have like a close family. I said well you are only 24 so you have years to find the right guy and have kids so you will have the fame and the opportunities that come with that and the family so be grateful because you have more than most.

She said she doesn’t have any celeb friends all her friends are from school because Celebes that she once had as mates are only interest in following her when the cameras are about. She said Paul danan grabbed her in a club and forced a kiss on her and had planned a mate of his to take a pic of the kiss. She said she had never been out with him but he had done a kiss and tell. He then went into a toilet with a page three model then later rang Isabella up and told her that he had made a mistake and he loved her but the story had been printed by then. He said he was willing to go halves on the money so she hasn’t talked to him since.

I want to make it clear that I wouldn’t be telling you any of this if she hadn’t been so rude and selfish and ignorant so please print that. She would ask me questions about things I had told her about just half an hour before hand so she hadn’t been listening. She was always saying”what was that” after I had said some thing so again she wasn’t listening it was so rude. She was whispering to the camera man and I can only assume it was about me, she was playing with her mobile phone and I had turned mine off out of politeness again very rude.

She said she didn’t have time to go to the cinema and stuff with her mates because she was always working. I said well you are self employed like me so your time is your own. She said well I cant say no because I might miss out on an opportunity” I said like what coming to an all expenses paid holiday to nice, so stop complaining then. I don’t think she knows what work is.

She said people don’t like her when they first meet her. I said no wonder it has taken you two hours just to give me eye contact.

After 5 hours I had had enough, I said i'm bored i’m going for a swim and I only did this because she had been so rude. In the restaurant I took all my clothes off down to my boxers and walked out of the food area onto the beach and dived into the sea. Ten mins later I walked back into the restaurant and sat down. After a few mins she said I’m going to the gym, she gave me a kiss goodbye and wished me well. I ignored her at that point as she only did that because itv was close by at the next table.

I went there wanting a nice day out and a laugh thinking I was meeting a nice person but she turned out to be extremely selfish and rude. I felt insulted as at no point did she consider what I had gone through to get there, criminal records test on me, time off work, having to fill out questioners and take pictures to send to Isabella through itv. I asked her why she had chosen me, I was hoping for a nice conversation. May be she liked some thing I had written in the questioner I was interested in knowing and the reply I got was “I can’t remember”. She is a very difficult person to talk to.

Even though she is rude, selfish, inconsiderate etc I still consider her a nice person as I don’t think she is aware of her many faults.it was clear that she didn’t want to be there so why do it, I would rather have not gone that be insulted and bored like that

If you are interested in the full story then mail me back on dholland9570@aol.com this is just a small taste of the things she said to me

chris
chris

this is victoria hervey her big sis.

knowall
knowall

YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS!!!!!!!! THIS IS VICTORIA HERVEY NOT ISABELLA You really are a useless piece of cheap shit, who should get a fucking job and a new pair of glasses, as you're obviously fucking blind. Who are you Stevie fucking Wonder?????

Gillian
Gillian

She might actually be naturally this way because she has a little fat on her arms and legs. If she were anorexic her arms would be emaciated.

JJDeadHead
JJDeadHead

I love thin, this is gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ko
ko

this is not lady isabella...its her sister lady victoria you thick shits!!!

gibs
gibs

exactly righeto! she's no smaller than ambrosio or the other emaciated models that moe loves. she just doesn't have big boobs. put 10 pounds on her and he'd call her fat AND boobless.

Righeto.
Righeto.

Haha what a joke. If she had boobies the size of alessandra ambrosios then you would be saying shes alot sexier, maybe a butterface. Its funny that you accept alessandra and dont call her skinny cause she has little titties bolted to her chest(possibly implants) but if those werent there, she'd never be on this website in the first place.

kissy
kissy

that's not isabella it's her sister!

Kat
Kat

Why would someone wear all those stupid necklaces to go swimming?

cksk
cksk

Just remember water I can only have water.

L
L

Yeah, that's Victoria Hervey, Isabella's sister. Take a look at the photos from the MI3 premiere-- competely different girl.

Ed
Ed

I think you're all nuts. I'd do her.

john
john

THATS LADY VICTORIA HERVEY U FUCK WIT! ARE U TOTALLY USELESS?

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Boy, oh boy!

That's what I mean...she's looks like a BOY.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

The poor girl, somebody feed her.

SmilingJoe
SmilingJoe

Sorry don't want her- no body, no titties, don't care to be her in social graces- need only party animals w/some beers, joints tits, & ass!!

Len
Len

Starving socialites are hot!! Wasn't it a female member of the British aristocracy that once said "you can never be too rich or too thin"??

Okay it's Friday afternoon, it's beautiful outside and I'm just trying to be difficult ;)

Meade
Meade

Oh, and also, someone should tell these no talent ass clowns that just because you starve yourself, doesn't mean that your stomach will look good. It actually makes you retain a layer of fat, so you look like WWII victims that were emaciated but still had bloated guts. That is all.

Moelicious
Moelicious

I'm all game w/ this chick...the money more than makes up for everything else.

ow!

Meade
Meade

I do love how "socialite" means talentless, anorexic, "I'll get money from daddy," and unattractive all at the same time.

Pupi
Pupi

UGLY.She should get juicy at least

Tori
Tori

she's 24 yrs old???

she's ONLY 24????

god, i wonder how she'll look like 10 yrs from now...

Jimbo
Jimbo

She was P-Hil's best pal not too long ago.

laserbeams
laserbeams

God, what a bland-looking bitch. No hips, no lips, no tits...but hey, she's loaded! And pedigreed...woo