The Bastardly Remembers… Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam

Come on now ladies…if you owned this VHS tape growing up in the 80′s, idolizing Alyssa Milano in her Samantha Micelli days, just admit it. This is just more evidence that she was destined to be forever hot.

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erica
erica

# 1 I AGREE WITH YA. THESE PEOPLE HERE ONLY LIKE UGLY ASIANS.

Jill
Jill

I don't get it. She is hairier than a fat italian guy and she is so..........average.

where's the appeal???

king biscuit
king biscuit

I like these 'days in bastardly history'.

That woman is so hot....that if I were to meet her in person, I would probably spontaneously combust.

Howie
Howie

Looking at her younger photos makes me wonder again where her tits came from. Not that I'm complaining or anything.

Satans Cabanna Girl
Satans Cabanna Girl

nahhhhhhh,

are you offended because you have hairy nipples?

it's ok to have hairy nipples, just a bit gross.

and yes besides my husband my hand is my very best friend!!

ninja
ninja

It's actually a horror movie..."Alyssa Milano's Teen Stream of Body Covering Pubic Hairs".

NAIR made this post possible.

MollyGood
MollyGood

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Caliban
Caliban

Everyone has hair in places they don't want it, that's why we trim. I keep down stairs real low it's only fair so she doesn't poke herself in the eye or tickle her nose. And it makes clean up easier for those times you get milk on your whiskers.

nahhhhhhh
nahhhhhhh

Yah.....sure because you've seen so many latina/italian naked women. nahhhhhhhhhhhhh go and play with your hand (the most faithful girlfriend YOU can get)

sps49
sps49

Lots of Italian/ Latina girls have treasure trails.

Sadly, this is where she peaked. Next time I saw her she had enhanced her beauty with lotsa tats.

*kathryn*
*kathryn*

her hair doesnt grow out the belly button. it comes from the bottom of her stomach (probably her snatch actually) and up. most woman have hair in the same pattern, hers is just more excessive and very dark.

the link in number 9 is funny though.

alyssa was always hot and probably always will be. lucky.

Roller Coaster gurl
Roller Coaster gurl

The hair grows out of the belly button and up the tummy, OMG how sick.

Gatorman
Gatorman

I'd poke her in the brown eye and then serve up a dish of stink pickle. But that's just me.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Me thiks that is a hairy belly-button. If you go down a little lower I bet she has the old Dirt Track to the Meat-shack.

Whats up?
Whats up?

Born a natural beauty like Anne Hathaway, Always will be a beauty till old age! :-)

Bank Locater
Bank Locater

Christian, that was some funny shit man.

Caliban
Caliban

She was alright as a kid, I never watched Who's the Boss so I only really remember her from the movie Commando where she play Arnold's kidnapped daughter.

shithead
shithead

I don't need a free credit report you fuckin' moron.

lolpop
lolpop

Plain then, ugly now.

shithead
shithead

Goddammit, you should let us apply html, and css to these posts, mo'fuckas!

dani
dani

is that a hairy belly button in the first pic?

shithead
shithead

I had that very poster when I was a kid. The one with all the buttons on her jeans. the last pic. Goddamn, I can't even remember how many socks I hardened to that poster.

If this don't work, then fuck off.

I had to do some research as this brought up some old memories. This was the best quote about it, IMO.

"It might seem weird to be dancing with strangers in a misty alley today, but in the 80s, it was almost unheard of to dance anywhere else. If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley right around the corner." - Seanbaby

Wiseman
Wiseman

She looked like a geezer bird in Chrmed.

Pestilence
Pestilence

Alyssa is still and always will be one of the hottest women on the planet.