Avril Lavigne Weds Deryck Whibley: The Official Bastardly Over/Under

Avril, why?

Let’s face it, my friends, everyone knows these two will eventually separate, but how will it happen & when will it happen?

The Bastardly Prediction
1. 40-48 months (~4yrs; Feb-Sept, 2010)
2. They will have one kid by Feb ’08
3. Reason: Deryck will leave Avril for being a bad mother (& because he’s sleeping around w/ another hottie).

How can we be so sure? Trust us…

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31 comments
elton
elton

i hate u deyck i hope u die as soon as possible or i will kill YOU.

elton
elton

deryck fuck you basterd u son of a bitch...............

how n the heck did u wed avril........ shes only mine .

one day im gonna beat the living hell outta ya...........

i hope u and avril get divoced as soon as possible.AND NO KIDS.

l love u avril from tha bottom of ma heart.luv u.........

Francesca
Francesca

Is this a redacted scene from LOTR? Did she marry a hobit?!!

My god his face is so painful to look at, I almost forget how insufferable she is! Who knew Lavigne had grown so fond of her grandmother's lawn gnome?

Ali
Ali

isthere somthing wrong with him , who would marry avril is he blinde or death or meantally retarded ???????

RENE
RENE

Avril lavigne hot???! You sure are crazy.

la ecuatoriana 26
la ecuatoriana 26

VAMPIRE ?? WUT DA F*** R U TALKIN ABOUT ??..ANYWAY.....DEY R DO CUTE HOPE DEY DUNT GET DIVORCE !!!..I WOUNDER WHEN BABY MAKIN WILL BEGIN ??!!:D....HOW CAN U PPL CALL HER A SLUT N WHORE ??...U PPL R DUMASSES N ASSHOLES :D!!

Kayla
Kayla

ok.

so everyone's ragging on nicole richie, hilary duff, and blah blah blah

has Anyone noticed how Skinny avril is!

Jessica
Jessica

hey

wow

i love avril she is sooo hot

and i love derriyk

it such a coinkidink that my 2 fav artists got married

congrats guys

im happy for u

just dun be like those other popular artists and divorce in 2 years(nick and jessica)

so congrats

love u guys alot

well...what can I say
well...what can I say

Is it me or does she get married to him every week. It seems like every week i hear avril ties the knot when was the actual wedding?

CA
CA

Daaaaaaaaaamn...she is hot...great, GREAT legs...Vampire? Wouldn't mind if she would sink het thaghs in me!

NV
NV

i still can't believe these two dated. let alone married *shudders* i give it 2 years max........

nuuuun
nuuuun

avril lavigne lacks of personality.what a whore...

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

I take that back.

The Schnozz would get in the way of the Wild Turkey guzzling.

But otherwise? Pretty close...

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Eddie Van Halen.

He's TOTALLY got an Eddie Van Halen look going on...

Caliban
Caliban

Dude looks like he has had his nose broken in the boxing ring a few times, that or he is W.C. Fields long lost realtive. She doesn't do it for me, but hey if they make it work more power to them.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Fuck that poser bitch. She's nothing better than average looks anyway. His face looks like it's made out of putty, and they will have kids that will make Angus Young look hot.

badabingbella
badabingbella

these two are gonna have some ugly ass kids, i bet. did anyone see this chick on punked? for some reason i couldnt stop thinking that she looked like axel rose. it was really weird. now whenever i look at her i think of that. and he looks like somekind of troll or something.

Evanty
Evanty

Sheesh whats with this "Avril Lavigne is hot" phase? Look at those fangs! Have you heard the girl speak? She sounds like an immature tomboy with a lisp. I cant stand hearing her talk, she reminds me of this little boy in high school that I knew (a tomboy) who was a total bitch but acted like everyones little brother, then by grade 12 started dressing like a slut and streaked her hair and thats when people started to realize it was a girl afterall and thats when the gangbangs started.

Now Avril Lavigne may not be a bitch, but the transformation is errily similar. BAM long blonde hair and girly clothes and suddenly shes bangable.

JJDeadHead
JJDeadHead

If she'd knock off the freaky make-up she'd be hot!

Derrick
Derrick

Man that's one butt ugly celebrity couple. You'd think that each would make the decision that they need to be with someone at least remotely attractive. What good is being a celebrity when you don't use it to marry a really, really hot chick. What a waste!!!!

benji
benji

didn't that guy use to date paris hilton?

what a transition

ninja
ninja

don't get me wrong...i love canadian vampires.

ninja
ninja

that kooch is fun till you marry it.

i pity him, when he looks at the menu and see's a white, canadian, poser punk-bitch every night (which was there all the time without a commitment).

this gives her license to fart, puke, shit, and generally be a digestive tract around him.

Lisa Guliani
Lisa Guliani

Victor Thorne wants to spunk in this bitches trunk, and I dont blame him.

Jihad
Jihad

Er, half a year to a year**

Jihad
Jihad

Year & a half to a year before she is knocked and/or they split.

harri
harri

4 years? i wouldn't give them that much credit.

as for the photos: she actually looks pretty, him on the other hand...

that cake on page 2 has got some leaning tower shit going on.. :o