Can Mischa Barton Sustain Her Newfound Socialite Whore Lifestyle?

Ever since being killed off on the O.C. (thank God—1 down & the rest of the cast to go), Mischa has been cruising the night clubs, partying w/ the yuppies & probably sleeping around w/ well-networked individuals in the industry. In order to sustain this type of (promiscuous) lifestyle, Mischa will need to get on the ball & land some quality roles in the BEGINNING of her impending acting career. If she bombs @ the beginning, then, naturally, she’ll need to get implants & use her Playboy Trump Card in an attempt to walk a far juicier path to fame & riches.

As we’ve suggested w/ many other aspiring hotties (pretty much every female we’ve featured), we highly recommend she find herself a somewhat well-networked actor from the 90s who can show her the ropes while she tugs on his rope.

Godspeed, Micha.

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21 comments
mick
mick

im fucking throbbing in the cock and shooting cum across the room just looking at her

mick
mick

i want to insert my hard cock in her tight hole and fuck till it stretches and rips her butt skin and ill keep thrusting till i come hard and i impregnate her

Ashley
Ashley

Misha so pretty.

Lisa Guliani
Lisa Guliani

Victor wants to butt fuck this bitch yo!

amelie
amelie

the guy with the camera in the second pic looks kinda cute

jeffy
jeffy

She looks great! I love those legs!

jj
jj

she has such a beautiful delicate face...she'd look great 5-10lbs heavier

snaggletooths
snaggletooths

She is so different looking, eveytime I see her. Only problem is, they're all not good looks. For some reason I rather like her though nonetheless.

TheChef
TheChef

That last shot has her looking like an Olsen slut.

Ew

Women should have curves, not angles. Well, not angles like her. Yuck.

TheDude
TheDude

She's kinda wierd looking. But I'd fuck her.

nowhereman
nowhereman

Flat, wide frame, like roadkill. She's a skinny, fat person. No tone, no muscle. Probably a bad lay, too. I wouldn't do her with *your* dick.

thatgurl
thatgurl

What is that fugly thing she's wearing!?!?!

Brooke
Brooke

Who's the orange guy beside her in the second pic?

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

A bag of fucking bones- looks like a tire iron in a pillow case.

gunna
gunna

look at her fucking knee, disgusting

gunna
gunna

she looks like a walking skeleton. I fucking hate this no talent whore.

leper schwarzenegger
leper schwarzenegger

there is no way this chick looks good naked

she's all pointy joints and saggy flesh

she looks like a fucking crone

Guillermo
Guillermo

That's one nasty looking chick.