Bastardly Lady of the Day – Silena

Silena writes:

I just turned 35 and figured wtf, it’s now or never right? The hardest thing about sending in my entry was finding pictures I wasn’t nude in. Damn hippy upbringing…

Do you like your boobs?
Love ‘em! All natural and still perky, they’ve served me well over the years.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Well Clint Eastwood is my grandpa’s age and I’d definitly let him hit it so I guess so!

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I don’t know if it was in an effort to get in my pants or not but the only celebrity type people I’ve been compared to looks wise are porn stars; Marilyn Chambers and Ginger Lynn to be exact.

What makes you Bastardly?
I take out the trash, can change my own oil and don’t yell for help when a spider meanders through my house and I do it all in heels. Actually, not really. I lied. I try everything once and more often than not I like it and try it again. Did I mention I was a gymnast for 9 years and am still bendy flexy? Most of my friends are male, women are a pain in the ass more often than not. They (my guy friends) are definitly bastardly so i’d like to think some of it’s rubbed off on me…

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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123 comments
Antuan
Antuan

Silena could you add a pic during lapdance. It will be definetely bastardly pls.

Bagman
Bagman

She is beautiful and I would hit it in a minute. Like to see some more 30something women. I just love her.

X senorita X
X senorita X

omg dis woman jus makes me sik shes ugli n shes old yuk with ugli flat boobs n ugli ass eww

iota
iota

Great body for a woman your age, or pretty much any age. Although, your answers are kind of pathetic--it's quite obvious you're searching for approval in them.

The picture on page three is in ridiculously bad taste (i.e. skanky). And, yeah, that pic on the bottom of page six is bizarroooo. You would look even better with a modern haircut.

Violet
Violet

Shouldn't be acting like a teenager? There's something to be said about a mature woman who poses nude because she's comfortable, as opposed to some pathetic, insecure bimbo who just wants to be validated.

Fuck the haters. I'm not crazy about the bangs, but I'd rather see this woman than some stupid 19 year-old who just wants a bunch of horny blog geeks to rub one out to her.

Jimbo
Jimbo

Damn, you are one insecure old lady.

Elmo Fudpucker
Elmo Fudpucker

She has a good body for her age????? SHE'S IN HER PRIME!!

What gets on this site a bunch of snotty nose school kid?????

16estelle
16estelle

She is ugly.....But the body is good for her age!

Kristina
Kristina

chimchimcheroo, that's exactly what I felt looking at the pictures!!

She has a good body, boring face and boring poses. Nothing special. And her bangs, so much not up to date. Don't blow dry it that way. Boring .... boring .....

ninja
ninja

so this is what grandmothers do, when we don't have to visit em'.

"gramma how come your balloons are flavored"?

hehe, pic three...is awsome. too bad, she's waiting for her grandkids to get off the bus.

Satans Cabanna Girl
Satans Cabanna Girl

Holy mother of God!!!!!!!!!!!! My eyes, I need to go get the grapefruit spoon now and remove my eyeballs, they are infected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark_Angel
Dark_Angel

You take the Trash out?? ... is it cosy in that tiny bin?

Kay
Kay

AAH ! YOU BITCH ! - YOU CRAZY, OLD, UGLY WRINKLED FAT BITCH ! - SELENA YOU CANT GET LAID HERE ON BASTARDLY. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE ... LEAVE THIS SITE

The_Chef
The_Chef

Send the nudes to me over at my site and I'll post them.

Fuck the dumb shit, I thought you looked great. The ass in the last shot is pretty nicey nice.

spoonman
spoonman

Silena, most of these guys are either under 10 or have an iq somewhere in that neighborhood and the girls are absolutely jealous. You are hot. Don't pay most of the rest of them a bit of attention. They are idiots.

rich
rich

i love her body

thumbs up on this

good pics!!

Sarah
Sarah

She uses those huge 80s bangs to cover up the wrinkles... duh its an age old mom trick

Me
Me

Def. seen better, younger, MUCH hotter 35 year olds.... (its called good implants, botox, and the gym BTW)

ChicChick
ChicChick

Oh Silena 35 year olds shouldnt be reading the young hip Bastardly, let alone posting nasty pics of themselves on here... pathetic

anon
anon

sick... just sick... I seriously am gonna puke.. didnt realize it was bastardly OLD lady of the day

SATCgirl
SATCgirl

ewww in the words of Samantha Jones "no man wants to be fucking grandmas pussy"

Silena take note with those disgusting nude shots

barcode
barcode

God someone get this bitch to a hairdress who DOESNT live in her trailer park- yikes with those bangs and hideous dye job

Mia
Mia

cuterpooter- SO TRUE!!!

aww pathetic old lady who WISHES she were 35 (yeah right by the way)

I know 45 year olds with MUCH better faces AND bodies

and Silena- everyone here already knows u probably smoke about 2 packs of "unfiltered camels" a day by the look of your busted up wrinkled face, saggy tits and disgusting trailer park lingere

britney-fan
britney-fan

Check out the selection of furniture here. Yikes!

spoonman
spoonman

I respect that you folks have your own opinions, too bad the opinions you've expressed here make you seem like idiots. For her to be 35 and have a body and an attitude such as she does, is awesome. The fact that she even knows who Marilyn Chambers and Ginger Lynn are vault her status over many of the BLOTD fluffcakes to this point. Silena, if you're in the market for a husband, feel free to look my way.

Ashley
Ashley

Oh... and did you have a freak accident and get your legs cut off... because that last picture is very odd looking.

Ashley
Ashley

While I will say it is nice to see women who are older on here rather than barely legal teenage girls.... its kind of... sad. She's not a bad looking woman, but doesn't seem that mature either. It's strange. Plus, for me... this is kind of like finding dirty pictures of my mom and its kind of creeping me out.

eeeeeew
eeeeeew

Nice body, for an old bitch but the face matters a little bit more in her case and it is tore up!

sgt. Pepper
sgt. Pepper

I wish my future wife has a body like that when she's 35.

Steve
Steve

Haha...slutty soccermom

Silena
Silena

No way man, not my stuff, my trailer is decorated with classy shit like paintings of Elvis on black velvet and paint by number portraits of Jesus (his halo glows in the dark!)

violet
violet

35 IS NOT OLD!!!! Also, isn't it true that women in their thirties are at their sexual peak?

This ladies' body is not bad, its just that some of the photos are not exactly flattering...

cuterpooter
cuterpooter

It's funny when the BLOTD comes on here, pretending to be amused at all the abuse, making sure to include enough LOL, haha's, when you know that she's all pissed off/ curling up into a little ball in her La-Z-Boy, holding her knees to her chest, bawling her eyes out. And it's your FRIEND'S house, right? That usually means it's yours and are embarrassed to own up to it. Even if it IS your friend's house, was yours even worse that you had them taken there? HA HA HA HA HA

Silena
Silena

LOL! The entertainment value of the comments here are priceless. Kudos!

Incidentally I wasn't aware there was an age limit for reading here and or being naked. As for morals, er, you read this site and talk about morals? bwahahaha... Classic!

Anyhow keep 'em comming. I'm going to sit here and finish up this bag of pork rinds and bottle of Night Train while smoking my unfiltered Camels and wait for my babies daddies to call me so one of 'em can come by and slap me around a little bit...

Oh! I can't take credit for the crappy decor by the way, not my house of ugly things, however the butterface and giant ass are all mine. :)

asa
asa

Nice legs...No tits ,not at all a nice face and that last ass shot isn't at all flattering.YIKES! Can anyone say trailer park white trash?

machspeed
machspeed

I love her. Beautiful woman, looks like a lot of fun. Way to go Silena

lorin
lorin

but i like her answers...

chimchimcheroo
chimchimcheroo

mel, I'm not the only one who took up the position that at 35 she shouldn't be acting like a teenager. So why don't you go pick someone else to whine at? If you don't like what I have to say, then feel free to skip past it. I don't go bashing what other people have to say, so why don't you calm down and try to find a happy place. And there's nothing wrong with having morals.

CaliGirl
CaliGirl

SWEET 80s MOM HAIR... I especially like those giant bangs!

Anonymous
Anonymous

ugh I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

35 year year olds reading The Bastardly?? kinda pathetic

King
King

This is just wrong on so many levels... a supposedly 35 year old woman should not be posing for pictures like this (I dont care how skinny u are)

go back to the trailer park with this shit grandma

Mary
Mary

I will seriously want to put a hole in my fuckin head if I look like that at 35... jesus christ

nice walmart jeans and underwear btw

Anon
Anon

where do I even begin???

nasty ass 35 year old skank desperately wishing she was still 25

this is like the kind of pathetic old lady that is still hanging out at the bar at the end of the night ready to go home with whatever guy is the drunkest

smoke a few more cigs and drink a few more brews and wrinkle that "35" year old skin up a little bit more for us baby

Me
Me

35... year right... either stop lying or start paying for Botox bc u look beat

mel
mel

yes,, she looks great for a 35 year old..

submitting semi nude pictures is her personal choice. if you have a problem with it, then stop logging on to this site.. This is bastardly.. not a website for future nuns and priests