Posts from August 2014

Ice-T & Coco Lee @ 2006 MTV VMAs Win the Bastardly Pimp N' Ho Award!

I am not disappointed one bit. Even though, the black “dress” is still better than the blue thing she has on, I’m not gonna sit here and complain. Any which way you look @ it, these two have perfected the whole ‘red carpet shock & awe‘ gig.

The real winner in all this: Ice-T, of course! Rock on, bro!

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Bastardly Breaking News! Paris Hilton has a Turquoise Blankie

- Scarlett Johansson And Her Latest F.A.D.D*
James Jagger Turns 18—ooo-la-la!
Jessica Biel Leaves Her Yoga Class
They Better Make Her Ass Pay Taxes!
Footage from the new Transformers flick

- Beyonce Has Nipples
When Did Pink Turn Into A Lady?
Beyonce Nipple Slip… Well, Almost
Trump To Carolyn Kepcher: “You’re Fired!”
Hilary Duff being adorable, again
Rockstar Supernova Winner Revealed! Well Maybe…
Jessica Simpson admits her lips are fake
There’s another Adriana in town…[Direct Link to photo]
Keira Knightley Has Many Talents
A Nonsensical Must-Read

- Lindsay Lohan boyfriend application
Orlando Bloom Snubs David Hasselhoff
Jessica Simpson Gives Her Voice A Rest But Not Her Mouth

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The Bastardly Flashback: Rose McGowan @ 1998 MTV VMAs

I’d take Rose McGowan’s skanky outift over any shit Lil’ Kim ever wore. Who doesn’t want some pasty ass?!?!?

Hmm… let us recall ’98. The movies… the music. Nsync (with gay Lance Bass but not like there’s anything wrong with that) was hot that year, no?

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Bastardly Hot or Not: Alice Greczyn @ The Ultimate Green Room W Hotel

Not much from Wikipedia:

Alice Greczyn (b. Walnut Creek, California, United States, February 6, 1986) is an American actress that currently stars in the NBC television series Windfall, playing the teenager Frankie Townsend.

She has also appeared in the films Sleepover, The Dukes of Hazzard and Fat Albert, as well as the television series Phil of the Future and Quintuplets.

She lives in Hollywood, California.

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Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria arrives back to Texas!

After some feasting of Frenchy Parker’s baguette, Eva is back home in Texas… do we really give a shit, not really, but it’s another excuse for Bastardly readers to call her an ugly whore.

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Coco Lee & Her Pimp Ice T @ Some 2006 MTV VMAs Event

This two are literally the life of any party.

Also, don’t they also have some sort of reality show?! I just remember seeing the side of their bedroom with all the mirrors & crap. It seemed very tacky, slutty & sleezy—no surprise, of course.

Anyway, have fun w/ the snaps! I’m really looking forward to what these two will look like tonight @ the VMAs! Owww!

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Bastardly Remembers…Luiciana Salazar @ The 2003 MTV VMAs Latin America

As you people know, the 2006 MTV VMAs are tonight. Will they suck ass like the Emmys? We didn’t really watch any of th Emmys, but from the photos we’ve seen, it looked like it sucked ass (and as for that lame ass nipple slip, all I gotta say is that our standards have dropped real low—reeeal low).

Anyway, we have all our fingers & toes double crossed for a wardrobe malfunction along these juicy lines

Enjoy a few more snaps of Luiciana Salazar. below More info about her over here.

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