Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria Sports the "Look @ Me, I'm an Attention Whore" Dress

What’s the going rate on Eva these days anyway?!

Also, those shades have “I’m richer than you” written all over them!

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dan
dan

slut.

Somebody feed her. Way toooooo skinny.

Elle
Elle

john stop talkin 2 urself

ashley
ashley

eww john you like spics!!!!! john and your just jealous are the same person and your just jealous you WOULD like something as disgusting as a person with the name analsleaze! its probably just YOU anyway you ugly trash lezbo skank. go fuck angelfood and senin and shin shin and nodakgirl and cammi and vito there all stupid immigrants anyway just like YOU! you fucking ugly faggot!

eva is a dirty spic just like any one else from anywhere but america you dum jerks!

analsleaze
analsleaze

Hopefully she will just fade away soon.

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

senin

Where are her boobies? That dress has flattened them out to nothing. Actually, that dress is the color of a pepto vomit.

oh my god, senin, you made me spit out my mimosa!!!!!! that was so fucking FUNNY!!!!!!

and SOOOO true!!!!! senin, lets have some bingers ;)

me
me

i thought she still looks good

statans angel
statans angel

i never thought you'd find a more oppertunist cock-slut then j-lo but this little latina is willing to take on tony parkers big bad 5 incher just to stay in the spotlight.....well the light is fading so i guess its time to move on and drop parker like the hot and horny potatoe he is!!!!

blah
blah

i think shes pretty

john
john

she is the hottest woman on the planet

i want to have her children

Steph
Steph

why does she have two wierd mannequin arms holding her in the first picture. creeepy.

sophie
sophie

she's naturally ugly..there isn't anything almost average about her..

analsleaze
analsleaze

You just can't hide slut. It oozes from her pores.

jj
jj

she's still annoying

her dress is cute...bright and summery

and she's dwarfed by that gigantic bag of hers

senin
senin

Pardon the double post. I hate that.

senin
senin

Where are her boobies? That dress has flattened them out to nothing. Actually, that dress is the color of a pepto vomit.

senin
senin

Where are her boobies? That dress has flattened out to nothing. Actually, that dress is the color of a pepto vomit.

jenny
jenny

I don't see why some people find her sexy.

greenghost
greenghost

She is such a Prieta.... Prieta, Prieta, Prieta!!!

well...what can I say
well...what can I say

in the third picture it looks like she has gum stuck to the obttom of her shoe...

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

I'd pay 3 fitty for this....and I still see she's walking bow legged....way to go brotha..