Christina Milian & Kristen Bell – The Bastardly's Weekend Lesbian Sex Fantasy

All we can hope for is that both of their careers fail miserably & they have to resort to doing lesbian porn.

This calls for a prayer to Baby Jesus (I saw Talladega Nights last night…): “Baby Jesus, with baby powder on your baby-sized meaty arms, baby-blue baby diapers on your baby butt & baby food on your cute, chubby baby cheeks, please put your baby, little hands w/ baby fingernails together and make a baby prayer to baby God ‘O Mighty to make all future albums put out by juicy, sexy & edible Christina Milian fail & make Kristen Bell a little tanner & do badly in Hollywood. Baby Jesus, please fill the lesbian porn industry w/ hot celebrities of our day & age. And Baby Jesus, please make Pamela Anderson’s not-so-baby boobies explode. Thank you, baby Jesus. Amen.”

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30 comments
Sassy
Sassy

That was in response to people always calling her mixed and "black". And while Kristin is pretty enough, she looks like a lot of girls you see everyday without her makeup on. Christina on the other hand is gorgeous even without her makeup.

Sassy
Sassy

Christina Milian is Cuban and nothing else.

Marcelo Pereira
Marcelo Pereira

Kristen and Christina are twins with diferent colours. Same level of beauty.

dopeboy
dopeboy

christina milian is very sexy

Ennui-a-Go-Go
Ennui-a-Go-Go

I just heard of this Bastardly site a month ago...so, apparently it's mostly Internet-porn-addicted crackheads who traffic this site?! Se la vie.

Seriously, who the hell is this common-looking Christina Milian chick? She looks like 40% of the girls I see walking down the street every day.

I don't think it's racist to say you aren't attrac5ted to white girls, but I do think it proves you are sight-impaired to say Kristen Bell isn't attractive. "Schoolmarm", you say?, "1900’s headmistres" is it?!, "not cute" !?!?! what the - !?! Y

ou idiots obviously need to get out more, and breath something other than stale bong water and your own fetid come stains.

Kristen Bell is a knock out!

nimet
nimet

I love jou cristina milian I love jou soo mach

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

DVD Title: Ebony & Ivory Lickin' Pussy in Har-mo-ney

Big Papi
Big Papi

Kristin Bell isn't as hot as Christina Milian, but I'd still pee in her butt.

The Kitten
The Kitten

that kristin girl is not cute. id rather NEVER see her in porn. christina on the other hand....

Lala
Lala

By the way, Christina is black Latino, so the "sistah" doesn't fit that well.

Lala
Lala

Christina is hotter, but Kristen does look cute on her show.

ImBringingBloggingBack
ImBringingBloggingBack

I wouldn't throw either of them out of bed....well not on purpose at least.

-ImBringingBloggingBack

Rocoje
Rocoje

Not really a fan of white women; I just don't find them all that attractive. Hey, it happens! But say Christina M. and Vanessa M.? Yum Yum Yum!!!

Blaze
Blaze

Christina Milian is soooooooo f*%kin hottttttttttttttttttttttttttt OMG

Dark_Angel
Dark_Angel

awwwwwww dont you just wanna eat her with a spoon!

Another Sean
Another Sean

I just don't find Kristen to be at all attractive. Christina, on the other hand - ssssmokin!

IRISH MADDOG
IRISH MADDOG

2 day's in a row with the sexy CHRISTINA shit I am going to need some more baby oil.......................thank you BASTARDLY

you bastard's made me do it agian

lets see if you can get me 3 day in a row mother fucker

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

Why Christina Milian posing with the ghost of my great grandmother's schoolmarm?

Oh, that's Kristen Bell.

My fault. Lately, I've been mistaking Kristen for the ghost of a 1900's headmistress.

Donna
Donna

Who's that guy with them? I smell a bastardly three-way...

victoria
victoria

ooh! i'll take a copy, please.

eyesout
eyesout

Kristen is just too white!

jj
jj

Kristen is certainly fond of her prissy, innocent, good-girl look. At least Christina is showing some cleavage. She's doing all the horndogs on here a favor.

Guaranteed boner of the day.

jj
jj

these two again?!?