A Bastardly Debate: The Link Between Anal Sex & Virginity

Recently AOL was guilty of “accidently” releasing search data for roughly 650k of its members.

“After taking a quick peek at the data, its an absolute gold mine,” one marketer wrote on his blog. He listed a string of “scary” searches by one user on terms including “how to kill your wife,” “dead people” and “car crash photo.” [WSJ]

Pretty crazy, huh?

But, aren’t we all guilty of googling crazy keywords (right?). After a cursory analysis of random Bastardly Keyword Searches, every once in a while we notice select searches that stand out. Like, for example, this one pictured above that was done last week. The person (chances are, it was a chick, but you never know these days…) did a keyword search on google @ 9:01PM for the string, “if i have anal sex am i still a virgin.”

Naturally, they landed on this post about Adriana Lima—the famous S. American lingerie model who claims to be a virgin (please wipe that grin off your face!! She’s pure, God damn it!!).

Anyway, the debate @ hand is very deep (and most of the time, from what we’ve observed in naughty videos found online, also very painful), so please give us your take on this throbbing issue.


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Flatulent
Flatulent

Well then lesbians must all be virgins, if that's the "logic" here. Helloooo (echo echo echo.) If you fart in the woods and a tree falls, and no one was there, did it make a sound if you are deaf, too? Please take Philosophy 101, all of you who think that ass sex is not sex.

Bwahahahaha. And Bill Clinton did not have sex with "that woman." An ass is an oriface, a mouth is an oriface, an ear is an oriface. My gramma always told me that if a man tried to have sex in my ear then he was a very dirty pervert indeed. So my money's on grandma who was sage on such matters. As long as there's penetration and/or climax, it's sex, no matter which oriface or flavor of oriface.

Dumbass girls. Whoops. Pardon the pun.

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

I like the google search of "How much does fergie weigh" hahaha

TriggerHippie
TriggerHippie

Hey!

(Please excuse the spelling, english is my third language)

It´s such a american fenomena, nala sex and claiming to be a virgin. When I moved to the states in 91 and realised this weird dubble standard existed I was grossed out. My friends told me they "rewaded" guys after a date with their but hole, mouth or hand. They didnt seem to enjoy it at all. I felt sooo much more lika a virgin (or inocent at least) just being a teenager having sex because I wanted to and when I wanted to, not using it like merchendise. There is a word for that u know.

I think USA should take a look at is doubble standards and stop making sex into something ugly and/or bad. if you ewant to be a virgin, fine, but anal sex and oral sex are still sex and your virginity is a lie.

MrPinchy
MrPinchy

Let us all thank Mr. Bill Clinton for putting the idea in people's heads that some acts no longer constitute as sex. Bastard.

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

any girl who believes that probably believes that hand jobs are on the same level as kissing and holding hands, as long as "it" doesn't go near her "flower".

Becca
Becca

you wouldnt belive the number of girld who belive that

analsleaze
analsleaze

Of course you are. wink, wink. Can we do it one more time? Please...