Bastardly Breaking News! Penelope Cruz is drowning!

…nah, actually Penelope’s not but that would be damn crazy if she was and no one she’s with would jump in and save her fine ass!

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sexxxyyy
sexxxyyy

penelope is sexxyy ! mamma mia, the girl is hot

she may not be a classic beauty but she could knock on my door any time!

Ashley
Ashley

I love them They are so pretty

DrP
DrP

Deaner - I couldn't find anybody half as hot, sorry. Where I live, the girls just aren't that damn ugly.

Ewww
Ewww

eww ugly spanish bitch, terrible body ugly face annoying personality even though now she takes herself very seriously ugly ugly duckling

samm57
samm57

SHUTY THE F%*& UP PEOPLE SHE IS FREM SPAIN DUMB A%$# WHERE IM FROM AND EVEN IF SHE WAS FROM MEXICO SO WHAT YOU NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE BECAUSE THE ONLY PERSON THAT CANT SAY GO BACK TOO YOUR COUNTRY SHOULD BE A NATIVE AMERICAN

BOBBY AND ASHLEY

DUMB GRENGOS

European
European

To Bobby and Ashley

Penélope comes from Spain (Europe). Do you know where Spain is? Answer is Europe. Do you know where México is? Answer is America. Learn Geography. The people from Spain (Europe) do not normally want to live in USA. She is only working there because of Hollywood. Otherwise she would be living in Spain (Europe, I repeat it so that you learn it).

J Wright
J Wright

Sounds like there are some jealous people that comment on here, Penelope is human like all of us, she works hard, but does not get the privacy to enjoy life like most of us. Lighten up people or get a life of your own. She is not stuck on herself like a lot of entertainers. Just more private.

Fuku
Fuku

Assley + BGobby = MORE COUSIN FUCKERS!

NadMad
NadMad

Oh man is that a nip slip?? The first pic

YourJustJEALOUS
YourJustJEALOUS

i agree, hollygurl, shes so sexy and lovely!!! and so is selma hayak, both are beautifully sexy!!!!

ashTRAY, so go AWAY!!!!!!

hollygurl
hollygurl

i think penelope is one of the hotter, NATURAL, women out there. She is classy and simple.

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

THANK you, Rocoje!!!! tom, PLEASE, go advertise somewhere else!!!!

Rocoje
Rocoje

Hey "Tom" dude, whoever you are. You keep posting in every forum. Shut the HELL UP and get a life! If nobody visit your gay website, it's because they're not pathetic enough to. Get better marketing, you druid! Go to: www.dontgotoTomswebsitebecausehesaloser.com

bobby
bobby

Ahsley, what are you talking about, you are a spic, LOLOLOL

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

i like penelope, shes pretty and has a nice bod! she was SOOO hot in blow, i remember!

ughm ashTRAY, bitter bobby whatever your posing as just shut the hell up and remember that if you "hate" all of "us" then find another sight to annoy people or just go back to talking to yourself but do it in the middle of traffic, blindfolded. thank you for playing you sad sodding little twit. the virus of hate infects the minds of the ignorant, and id LOVE for you to say these things to our FACES! then we'd spit in yours

whatever
whatever

#14 Tom:

the highest possibility behind the divorce of Kidman and Cruise, so far will be their different religions, Tom's Scientology is very unconventional while Nicole's is very traditional, i personally dislike Scientology very much but i don't want to offend anyone.

just because kidman had not brought anyone out in the public doesn't mean she wasn't involved with anyone, while Cruise's just be more open

Fuku
Fuku

Hey,Assley your finger is up your ass!

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

She got milfy, the next step is fat and old.

Huffer
Huffer

Damn. She got fat!

sheila
sheila

Deaner, I am a girl so I will not even want to sleep with her. But, she is pretty but I really like salma better she just oozes sex appeal but in a nonslutty way.

gunna
gunna

I don't like her face but damn look at her body

Deaner
Deaner

Try to get someone half that hot in the sack then you can comment on a person's looks.

Nefarious1
Nefarious1

Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames and be annoying. You will be banned & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be deleted. Ever.

Please adhere to the "and be annoying" clause. Thank you!ENOUGH!!!

Moomoo
Moomoo

Jeez, Ashley/Bobby, troll much?

sheila
sheila

that is one ugly nipple. I thought maybe she would have browner more prettier nipples

ashley
ashley

there gross all of them and they need to go back to where they came from! ugly spic! i hate you!!! i hate all of you who thinks shes anything but gross!

bobby
bobby

ewww! there both nasty filthy immigrants!!! go back to your own fucking country you stupid spic! i hate you!!!! all of you are so gross! i hope you all catch aids and die!

jj
jj

Her mother is cuter in picture #3... :-)

Hot in these pics but I prefer Salma Hayek of the two