Vanessa Minnillo & Lucky Bastard Nick Lachey Hit the Pool

We’re seriously happy for this guy. Let’s just hope he doesn’t make the big mistake of getting married to this one, as well. Don’t get me wrong now, b/c Vanessa is obviously a great girl & all, but we truly feel Nick can land a couple more hotties before his time is officially up.

Here are a few more snaps of the two getting some post/pre-sex tan @ the Bacara Hotel & Resort, located near the scandalous city if Santa Barbara, Cali.

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37 comments
admin
admin

I love shots 1-3. It's not very often you get a good "under-the-titty-from-behind" shot! Enjoy it!

wutttt
wutttt

wtf shes not that fat and ur a fuckin jealous bitch

nelo
nelo

As whacky as it was what dissent wrote made me bust out laughing hah, hah, hah,

melissa cabot
melissa cabot

dumbo you got dam bitch what the hiell you think you doing are you trying hart jessica simpson like that are youyour divorce just ended what is wrong with you bitch dis respestful she is going to findoutabout this what you done to her you fking low life jackass this is y your divorce ending because you are messing around with women just that like bimbo

tina
tina

dissent what the heck is wrong with you? And nick does suck, him jessica and vanessa are 3 ugly bastards.

Yamaraja
Yamaraja

I wonder what Susie Castillo looks like without makeup on? although it doesn't look to me like she uses a lot.

Yamaraja
Yamaraja

Vanessa actually looks decent without makeup on. before you guys say anything about her, you need to look up pictures of Jessica Simpson without her makeup on

dissent
dissent

Vanessa is not good looking at all. She is a total ugly whore and I hope Nick's ratings go way down for being dumb enough to let a woman control him. No one buy his records! What an idiot. She looks as ugly as mud. No kidding. Their kids will truely be a waste of space that no one will want to look at because they will be so ugly. But of course the media will play it up just like everything else. You got nothing you bitch Vanessa. Go back to the Philippenes. Noone wants you here you whore!

Just goes to show you, guys will do anything with a hole they are so stupid. And love slutty women. This country is going way down.

Victor Thorn
Victor Thorn

HOLY CRAP, NICK YOU LUCKY BASTARD, ME AND LISA GULIANI SEND YOU OUR LOVE!!

DO HER IN THE ASS FOR US!

Haz Mat
Haz Mat

mike

I kind of agree with Hazmat It I think your just jealous is Ashley. But I dont thin she’s Vito.

no, man! i think you read me wrong, man, YJJ! has been here for months and i meant that ashley is trying to pose as a million other psudonyms but not YJJ! or vito. vito is cool, so is YJJ!, neither of the 2 say ignorant shit. no hostility, mike, i just wanted to get that sorted. all good, man?

Anon
Anon

Ashley is my lesbian lover, she just loves the chocolate fantasy!

jasmine
jasmine

nick has a hot body... damnnn

Rocoje
Rocoje

Vanessa's ass isn't sagging you haters; her bathing suit just isn't pulled tight against her ass. She is hella fine. But Nick Thegay is a loser AND very ugly. What a dork. In every picture taken of him and Vanessa he looks like he's a pathetic, helpless, begging little pussy-whipped boy seeking his Mommy's approval. What a tool.

But bringing it back to positive: Vanessa is fine. The perfect couple for my menage troi? Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Alba!!! Sweet mother-of-God!!

mike
mike

I kind of agree with Hazmat It I think your just jealous is Ashley. But I dont thin she's Vito.

Haz Mat
Haz Mat

hey you guys check it----

todo oaf b3ta

Yeah ashley,VITO, YourJustJEALOUS are the same person ,why dont u shut the fuck up! ur the same person writing this crap over and over again! its not hard to understand , i mean How fuckwitted can you be ? .

me thinks ashley is now todo oaf b3ta.

well, todo is good, she is a dog.... and oaf is quite fitting.... now can anyone think of what b3ta means?

i say

B-big

3-3rd grade

T-total

A-asshole

any thoughts?

Sexy
Sexy

I meant "They make a cute couple." I sounded so dumb lol

Sexy
Sexy

They makes a cute couple. He moved on pretty quick...all guys do and me :) hehe

Terminator
Terminator

She is so average without her makeup. Almost like any native islander. uggh.

Jimbo
Jimbo

When's Nick going to get a lady with a nice round ass?

Lala
Lala

She's hot. Well, compared to ugly-weird-face Jessica Simpson, lol.

tellie
tellie

Really Ashley how old are you? And you must be a miserable person because immigrants are here to stay so you should just deal with them.

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

calli i agree!!! minello is so pretty!!! she blows alba out of the water ANY day ANY time!!!

awww :) vito :) thanks for stinking up for me and i LOVE you too!!!!!

Lola
Lola

She's natural and sooo hot and freakin smart too.

calli
calli

she's beautiful with a hot body, she's just not posing and sticking her ass out for the world to see...(Jess Alba). She's relaxed and not on display.

VITO
VITO

ashley ( ASHTRAY! )

Its funny to me that Vito thinks your just jealous is hot we all know she’s an ugly dog. She sits back all neutral she’s jealous of all the women on Bastardly. Cause she knows she cant be as hot as them

YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE

LOL! JEALOUS IS JEALOUS OF EVERYONE?! LOL LOL!!!! I THINK NOT BITCH. SO WHAT IF I DONT KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE? SHES SWEET AND QUIT TELLIN HER THAT SHES DOIN NOTHING WITH HER LIFE, FOR FUCKS SAKE SHES A FUCKIN TEACHER!!!! LEAVE HER ALONE YOU LITTLE SHIT BEFORE I FIND YOU WITH A BLACK HAWK....READY TO TELL THE MIDDLE EAST WHAT YOU SAY? DIDNT THINK SO YOU UGLY RAT. AND RATS ARE THE WORST FUCKERS IN THE WORLD. YOULL FIT RIGHT IN UGLY!!!!!

LEAVE JEALOUS ALONE, I LOVE HER

ashley
ashley

shes such a dumb stupid fat chick anyway, and a fucking dyke!!!! and all these spics on this page are disgusting!!! they should all be making rafts to go back to their 3rd world country and stink up the rest of the uglies.

i fucking HATE you your just jealous and i fucking hate you vito and i hate all of you loosers with nothing better to do!!!!!! you ALL WISH YOU WERE ME!!! im a real princess!!!! my roots date all the way back to the 1200!!!!!!! so fuck you ALL!!!!

ashley
ashley

Its funny to me that Vito thinks your just jealous is hot we all know she’s an ugly dog. She sits back all neutral she’s jealous of all the women on Bastardly. Cause she knows she cant be as hot as them.

Mike
Mike

She doesnt have the perfect figure but id take her any day of the week,especially over Jessica. Once again you guys are being too hard on her... because you are all "so perfect"

glimmer
glimmer

and who does bastardly suggest for his future hotties endeavers(sp?) ???

IRISH MADDOG
IRISH MADDOG

I don't mind her saggy ass, It's just that she is still with this brain- dead, overrated, NO talent tool. I know she likes guys like that(JETER), but come on, this girl is sexy, smart and is or was very likeable, but now that she is with this punk she is going to move out of my top 10 and even top 30.

When will Nick' 15 minutes be up, with no JESS and his gay ass brother not dancing any more what will he DO.

No matter how hot Venessa is she is no SUSIE CASTILLO

megahornyman
megahornyman

methinks Vanessa has been ordering Room Service a bit much. get up and walk a few blocks to a restaurant.

rich
rich

is that a sagging ass?

I would have trouble dealing with that sagger..

sps49
sps49

Imagine, horndogs, $20 would get you someone as hot as her for the night in 'Po. Good times!

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

Her ass is saggy....what happened to this chick...Damn you Nick LaFayg...

waffles
waffles

nick lachey is such a tool. gross