Lesbian Michelle Rodriguez Needs To Come Out of the Hard Alcohol Closet

Note to Michelle Rodriguez: Lesbianism in our modern society will go a long way to help repair your tattered image as a drunkard member of the Hollywood D-List.

Michelle, honestly, I think it’ll be an excellent career move to be caught making out w/ one of your bitches (pictured in the subsequent pages) while standing in front of Koi. I mean, let’s admit it, you have pretty much nothing to lose @ this point….

On that juicy lesbo note, here are snaps of Michelle Rodz w/ her random bitches over the last month or so. Don’t forget the butch girl from the past b/c I’m pretty sure she’s invited to M’s weekly lesbian gangbang session. And, since I know you horny bastards are probably wondering, I’ll fan the flames of lesbian-sex speculation & assume Michelle’s always the one wearing the the strap-on/wife beater-combo & smacking her bitches up after she gets home totally wasted each night of the week.

Rock on, Michelle!!

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Deanna
Deanna

leave michelle alone people she dont need to be judged the way you people are judging her. ur all sick talking about her that way, it fucks me off!! ur not fucking perfect so stop judging people. if she was gay? so fucking what let it be let her be!! shes a great actress!! u all need to get a fucking life!!

foxy_boxer
foxy_boxer

hello fuckers im bak ok the ppl who are saying that they want to fuck michelle would never beable to fuck michelle because u are all hermaphrodite have u forgotten damit u should because if you do the next person u go to sleep with will laugh till they die ha ha ha ha ha ha at how fucked up u are cause u are a male and a female ha ha ha that is so fucked up are u guys still gettting over how ur parents told everyone well u can cry on my shoulder any time u want as long as u no i will kick ur fucking hermaphrodite faces in and then i will hand u out the boot of my car and start driving then i would drive along the road while u are being dragged along the road while ur face is starting to peel off becuae i am driving so fast ha ha ha ha ha what fun that would be god damb if i new where u guys lived i would do that and go damb that would be the fuuniest god bamb thing il have done, appart from biting someones ear off but that was not my fault i told her not to walk faster than me and she did or well she is still alive but in a lot of pain lol thanks for reading agian u ugly fuckers say hi to ur lesbian lovers for me.

foxy_boxer
foxy_boxer

hello u fucking freaks,what u guys want michelle but u cant have her so u say all this bullshit about her,well that aint nice is it. or have ur parents abused u so much u have to act like that, what did the do to u u can tell me i wont laugh, can i guess well ok did they try to kill u at birth or chuck u down the stairs or window or this is a good 1 did they tell everyone that u are hermaphrodite im talking for everyone here, or are u all fucking ur parents yeah u are arnt u u all need fucking help u sick fuckers. and even if michelle did want to date women they would be all hotter that ur ungly gimp faces who u just wanna smash in every time u fuckers talk, or u are all gays and lesbians and u cant handle it so u say shite about michelle and ur jelous cause u all look like butch hermaphrodite lesbians and gays ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha u all love ur butch lesbian lovers and u fuck them all with ur ugly bodys ha ha thankyou for reading u hermaphrodite good day lmao

SDhomeboy
SDhomeboy

I like her alot she's great i dont care if she is a lesbian or not, but if she is I hope she doesnt do anything stupid and come out. If she does come out she'll get marginalized the only show she will be able to get a part is the L word(a great show). So I hope she stays in the closet I like seeing her movies and tv shows, she plays strong and heroic pretty good and she can play's villains pretty well too.

ninja
ninja

well, she gots new teeth right? thats all we need a bull dyke that didn't brush...i wouldn't fuck her with your dick...

Rocoje
Rocoje

I love Michelle Rodriguez!! She is frickin' hot! Every movie, every TV show, she has that "fuck me and my girlfriend Rocoje" look on her face all the time. I love beautifuk lesbians. Wheeeeeeeeee!!

ferret
ferret

blatently her sister in that pic tho...look at the sour fuckoff face..its genes!

jj
jj

bitch's got issues but she can act...

why do these people dont get their act together...go to AA or something M.Rod. Rehab should've been part of her sentence. And I wouldn't be surprised if she's a bi

Crack makes you Fast
Crack makes you Fast

She's got that amazing ability to straddle the fence of being a complete bad ass bull dyke yet is hot enough and bi-sexual enough to take your sissy ass manhood and do with it what she wants. All while bonging a bottle of grain alcohol. Thats just how she rolls.

What a sexy bad ass bull dyke.

mosa
mosa

oh, I forgot about the community service thing! Eeww, maybe she does go 'woooo!'

;(

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

I think she's a bull-dyke as well...on a side note, she's a really dumb bitch..who would take a DUI and jail time instead of getting it off your record and doing minimal comm. service???....the impact of that arrest will keep her from getting work...(Canada doesn't allow people convicted of DUI in)

Stan80
Stan80

The last pic she is w/a hot chick. I think she is probably batting for both teams. Nevertheless, She is still hot! out

mosa
mosa

She's a fool but she'd still be my choice if i was going to try out for the other team. I like her lipstick/bull-combo style, it makes me think that she's not one of those drunk girls who giggle and squeal and go 'wooooo! yeah!' really loud at the bar.

Victor Thorn
Victor Thorn

michelle is hot, i don't care what anybody says.. i love that bitch

as for the saggy tits.. probably just not into wearing bras.. its not like she dosnt have the $$ to get some implants one day

hollygurl
hollygurl

poor girl... is she really a lesbian or are you guys assuming it?

Dave
Dave

she looks like she would have some weird floppy shaped boobs.

id still do her