Monthly Archives: September 2006

The Bastardly Remembers… Alison Armitage

Does anyone else remember Alison Armitage as “Cat” on Acapulco H.E.A.T.???…or her Playboy appearances as Brittany York? Oh yes, the early 90’s….

– Jessica Alba Is “The Most Kissable” [HollywoodTuna]
– Everybody Hates Lindsay Lohan [Yeeeah!]
– Paris Hilton Dancing in Europe [Drunken Stepfather]
– Sara Paxton set to Party on at Lifetime [Tubewad]
– Dirty. Drunk. Nasty. Pink [Dlisted]
– Maria Sharapova is Russian [Fatback and Collards]

– FreakShow on Comedy Central [Comedy Central]
– Supermodel Showdown – Eva Herzigova vs. Izabel Goulart [Horny Oyster]
– Aaron and Nick Carter are stoopid yo [CityRag]
– Caprice Bourret / MAXIM [GorillaMask]
– Rosario Dawson Worships “Occult” [Filmwad]
– Jennifer Ellison… OW! [UseMyComputer]

– Go out and watch The Departed on October 6th! [The Departed]
– Avril Lavigne Needs Her Ass Kicked [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
– Who Knew Nick Lachey Was So… Spicy? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Name. That. Nipple…? [MollyGood]
– Kate Beckinsale is the Ultimate MILF [Egotastic!]

– Exclusive: Nicole Richie leaving a crystal meth anon meeting (update) [Cele|bitchy]
– Rachel Bilson’s Squeezer [Popoholic]
– Hey Britney, Madonna’s Got Your Nose [A Socialite’s Life]
– Naomi Campbell is unhappy with her cell service [Celebslam]
– Flav Wont Be Back [Glitterati Gossip]
– Pubic Hair Fashion Show [Celebrity Crunch]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Adele Silva is the One Smile Boobilicious Wonder

Today, if you didn’t notice, was Hot, Young British Soap Stars Day on Bastardly. We have a couple more to dish out come next week.

In the meantime, let’s go to the Wiki for more info on Adele…

Adele Silva (born 19 November 1980 in Croydon, London) is an English actress and glamour model. She was educated at the Sylvia Young Theatre School and has been on stage and television since she was a child.

She is best known for playing the role of Kelly Windsor from 1993 to 2000 in the television soap opera Emmerdale. Her plotlines have been amongst the most daring in the soap opera, including a semi-incestuous relationship with her step-brother and running off with one of her school teachers. She returned in 2005, promising to be the “biggest bitch” in British soap.

On the personal front, her name has often been linked romantically to those of footballers. As of December 2005, she is dating singer Antony Costa from the group Blue. [Wiki]

Bastardly Fashion Rating: Alyson Hannigan @ How I Met Your Mother Premiere

Alyson’s hair color was an important topic in our last post about her, so let’s go to the Wiki for more info…

Hannigan has been said to be a natural redhead, which is incorrect. In interviews she has stated that her hair is actually auburn, and mostly brown in color. Her natural color can be seen in older films such as My Stepmother Is an Alien. [Wiki]

Finally, we can all die in peace.

Bastardly Hot or Not: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

And the Wiki says…

Mary Elizabeth Winstead (born November 28, 1984) is an American actress.

Winstead was born in Rocky Mount, North Carolina to James Ronald Winstead and Betty Lou Knight; she has four older siblings (three sisters and a brother) and is a distant cousin of actress Ava Gardner. She grew up in North Carolina and Salt Lake City, Utah. Wanting to be a ballerina from a young age, Winstead attended the Geoffrey Ballet School in New York City at age 11, and began taking acting classes shortly after.

Winstead began acting in the late 1990s, appearing in episodes of the television series Touched by an Angel and Promised Land, before being cast as Jessica Bennett in the 1999 soap opera, Passions, a role she played until 2000. She subsequently appeared in the short-lived series, Wolf Lake, and in the made-for-television film, Monster Island.

In 2005, Winstead was part of a large ensemble of teen actors in the successful Disney film, Sky High. In the same year, she appeared in the independent film, Checking Out, playing one of the members of a dysfunctional Jewish family; the film has yet to be released. Her next film, Final Destination 3, was a horror sequel that was released in February 2006 to strong box office (Winstead had previously auditioned for Final Destination 2); her co-star in the film was actor Ryan Merriman, who had appeared in the Ring Two, a film in which Winstead had a minor role which was cut from the finished film. Winstead had a very brief nudescene in the Final Destination 3 which was a love scene between her character “Wendy” and Ryan Merrimans character, “Kevin” which showed topless nudity of Winstead. But when Winstead changed her mind and decided she did not want to expose herself in a film, the shot was removed from the finished movie. The scene took place shortly after Lewis Romeros death. Wendy and Kevin went into the showers to wash the blood off of them. The scene ended in Wendy and Kevin having sex. [Wiki]

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