Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton buys organic onions!

Okay girls, so if you wanna be filed under Anorexic Bitches like Mischa, apparently her secret is going to the organic section in your local grocery! Shocking!

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Megan
Megan

i wish people would stop being soooo stupid and making fun of mischa barton.. jeez dont you have anything better to do... shes like perfect. if she wants to wear it then she can!!! god!!! dont go around and tell her what to do... i get its your opinion but jeez just leave her alone

Pak31
Pak31

First of all, to "your mom", if I looked like her I wouldn't be wearing something like that in the first place. I don't think anyone is saying they look any better than her, but if you look like that, and then dress like that, people are gonna look.

Pak31
Pak31

Why even bother getting dressed? Outfits like that should only be worn by someone with the body for it. I don't like the outfit, and I don't like sounding superficial but you can't put anyone in any outfit, it's gotta work.

Larry
Larry

This chick has such a great body and needs little makeup. If I were to drive her home from the store, I'd make her drop the onions, take her to the floor by grabbing the bun of her beautiful hair, rip the white tanktop off her beautiful breasts, and then penetrate her shorts all the while she wraps her long lovely legs around me. Then, like my hero Tom Brady, I'd make love to her over and over until she was totally exhausted and impregnated. Mischa's a babe.

your_mom
your_mom

God, shut. up. The girl is at the market...why can't you people leave her alone?

I'd like to see what YOUR fat ass look like.

Kat
Kat

If one is genetically cursed with cellulite, one has cellulite. Although her lack of any muscle definition does indicate that she isn't very physically active, she obviously has very little fat, and it is stored as cellulite. That's just how it is.

Her shoes ARE ugly as hell.

Courtney
Courtney

the diaper shes wearing emphasizes her already disgusting wide hips. she could give birth to a baby elephant and have no idea what the fuck happened. shes the epitome of pear shaped, except when she turns to the side, she disappears.

BlastBottom
BlastBottom

Hmmm...Ugly, skinny, hips like a box of razors, and wears adult diapers in public. NEXT!!!

mischa
mischa

i hate my name now....WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING?

Chris
Chris

Is she using double stick tape to keep up her shorts? And how does someone that scrawny end up with that much cheese on the back of her thighs?

Wagimawr
Wagimawr

OH SHI-

hip bones! yikes...sad thing is MOST of the women they stick on this fucking site have em JUST THAT BAD

skinny girls suck ass

senin
senin

To that end - I'll bet she's shopping commando.

Brooke
Brooke

Looks like she's wearing a diaper.

nowhereman
nowhereman

Sad, sad, sad. Walk in front of a bus, won't ya?

Lita
Lita

Her shoes are horrible!

gunna
gunna

nice nip shot but that last pick is yucky. she has no hips or thighs... and her thighs need some conditioning.

Big Papi
Big Papi

She's skinny as fuck, but I'd still pee in her butt.

sophia
sophia

I FOR ONE,believe that CELLULITE is not a down unless it cover the whole foot and makes it look like a bombed area or sth.her tight is just fine and she ain't skinny.it's her boobies that are small.

Steevo
Steevo

LOTS OF FOOD TALK ON THIS CHICK...COTTAGE CHEESE, FUN BUN, ETC...ANOTHER CASE OF WTF!?!? IS SHE WEARING & WHY? THANKS FOR THE NIPPLAGE THO...

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

Her crotch is ready to say hello and her tighs need some intensive cellullite treatment.

Sexe Mamacita
Sexe Mamacita

So glad Marissa Cooper died! Wont have 2 watch this skeletal skank switch boyfriends every episode, poor Ryan.

noobian king
noobian king

for someone that skinny to still have cottage cheese thighs takes talent!

The_Wanker
The_Wanker

Who the fcuk wears that to go shopping. Fucking whore.

michelle
michelle

wow. she's so skinny. I mean seriously, she needs to pull up her pants (love them btw), wear a proper shirt and wear a bra. Love the bag, but what's with the shoes!

john
john

one row down mischa

potatoes

and lots of them

MAGNUM
MAGNUM

Dude, this chick looks like a dude!