Bastardly Breaking News! Naomi Watts Shops @ Whole Foods!!

Any guesses as to what she has in her groceries? It’s a well known fact that Watts has some of the best nipples in the industry, so I’m pretty sure she has a special diet to help keep them perky & juicy. MM-MM-MMMMMMMM!

Please excuse our overly superficial speculation of such frivolous information, but always remember that The Bastardly is synonymous to catfish when it comes to the media industry—we’re nothing but bottom feeders of the shit that no one else to post or write about.

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DocEDC
DocEDC

"pee in her butt" is a lot better than GJ's face... fuck talk about disgusting... My eyes are burning now because I had to wash with bleach after viewing GJ's ugly mug.

doc

jj
jj

big papi..omg...damn.. sorry but i've laughed out loud uncontrollaby today i got strange looks at work...haha...funny as shit..i have this vision in my head..gawd, better not elaborate on it...lol

Big Papi
Big Papi

Moe....YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!!!!! Hell, I'd eat that ass....peanuts and all!

Steevo
Steevo

HEY BIG PAPI...KEEP WANTING TO PEE IN THEIR BUTTS...N E WAY U SAY IT, DAT ARSE NEEDS 2 BE TAPPED, HIT, PEED IN, ETC...

Big Papi
Big Papi

Pee in her butt is just an expression for "I'd hit it".

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

She doesn't look very exciting...

jj
jj

her man is lickable..he's what..in his 40s? older guys are HOT!

jj
jj

yeah seriously big papi..dude, you need to get laid...lol...i don't know whether to cringe or laugh at your pee fantasy..everygoddamnday it's you pissing on everybody's butt...oy vey...haha

mind if i pass on an escort #?

senin
senin

How the fuck do grocery store stay afloat in Hollywood? Maybe the stickpeople buy food and then burn it in their fireplaces?

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

This dude looks defeated...when did the rules change and the man had to push the cart...I hope he sanitized that handle....because I bet some bum used it as his "bungalow" the night before...

500WPD
500WPD

After yesterday's Naomi Chinatown post, it really does prove that the shoes make the legs. And the clothes make the body. That blue dress is quite unappealing.

Wiseman
Wiseman

Big Papi.................She would probably cut your dick off you disturbed bastard.

Ronnie
Ronnie

That scenery-chewer Lev would be wearing cheesy sandals. Is there anything uglier than men's feet? Cover 'em up, you douchebag!!

kandis
kandis

dude screw naomi.

i can't believe you haven't posted the new sh!t on lohan. she showed off the firecrotch!

GJ
GJ

Poster #2's comments are disgusting.

BatMorph
BatMorph

1st, sweet:) They make a good couple.