Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Shop @ Ralphs!

I’m pretty sure 2 or 3 of those bags contain T. Parker’s weekly supply of condoms. When you’re forced to double or triple bag your goods every session, you can just imagine how many boxes Tony must through over the course of a single week.

And, by the way, are these two camera whores or do they just always do their groceries in broad daylight?

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Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo

The real thing is scary. Have you seen her without it? She's one of those that should be required to wear makeup and get up an hour before him to apply it properly so as not to scare him into realizing what a mistake he's made.

France represent.

NaTasha
NaTasha

Emoneybagz, where do you get off on calling her a bitch? Just for the record, unlike you, she may feel as though she doesn't need it; some of us bitches look good w/out the war paint. My guy wakes to the real thing; i.e. ME.

NaTasha
NaTasha

I just fail to comprehend where individuals want to sort the two of them out from any other individual/s out to shop; who really cares what they shop for or where they shop. I have better things to do. Tony is one of the greatest, but I could care less about his personal life, it belongs to him; as does my life to me... i.e., at the end of the day who really cares?

NaTasha
NaTasha

I just fail to get what the big picture is here; they simply look like two mexicans out for the staples needed for a mex. dinner; question is, where is Bush?

RealityCheckMate
RealityCheckMate

Eva is the most overrated chick...since Jessica Simpson. I want to forget you both...with the exception of Jessica's two friends.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

She looks very petite. I wonder how their relationship works out.

terri
terri

Derrick Im curious to know why you would say that? I hope desperate housewives gets cancelled. I havent seen one episode. she looks like a rat.

Steevo
Steevo

OOPS...GOT CARRIED AWAY!!!

Steevo
Steevo

TONY CALLS HER LA B-BEVA....

Steevo
Steevo

SHE'S SO DIRTY GOOD!!!

Steevo
Steevo

WONDER IF THIS IS A B4 OR AFTER PIC...I LUV B-EVA!!!

Derrick
Derrick

I swear if I met these two out in public, nothing would stop me from ending there lives. Whether I had to use my car, a shopping cart or somebodies baby, I swear that I wouldn't let them live. Two giant douches should never be allowed to walk the streets together.

supergrass
supergrass

hahahaha- donkeycock boldy assuming these 2 steal bottle water- hahahahaha-shameless!

im counting the days for the end of this relationship

Emoneybagz
Emoneybagz

SOMEBODY TELL THIS BITCH TO WEAR MAKEUP!

WakeUpPeople
WakeUpPeople

I don't think that shopping the daytime makes anyone a camera whore - that's just a plain stupid observation. I shop in the middle of the day whenever I can.

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

Looks like they got away with hiding the bottled water on the bottom of the basket...shady couple....