After viewing photos of Petra Nemcova w/ swollen cheeks from the VMAs—which we thought were damn cute, mind you—Celebitchy’s thought process turned truly bastardly.
Ms. Bitchy quickly did some “Internet research” & came to the sadistic conclusion that there might be a chance Petra Nemcova’s suffering from bulimia. Since we’re Petra Nemcova’s #1 fans on the net, we choose to turn the other way & think far rosier thoughts (i.e. scantly dressed Petra in our arms on some secluded beach, or thoughts in which scantly dressed Petra is in our arms giggling & telling stories about Naomi Campbell beating up people backstage of fashion shows OR (last one) those thoughts of a scantly dressed Petra in our arms giggling (again) telling us how much money James Blunt dropped into her foundation just to have sex with her).
The Wiki (thanks a lot, Wiki!) provided the medical facts behind the Celebitchy’s claims:
..swelling of the salivary glands (leading to â€œchipmunk cheeksâ€ – enlarged cheeks or jowls)… [Wiki via Celebitchy]
We like this theory…
It’s possible that her face is naturally huge like this or that she’s gained a little weight and it went straight to her face. [Celebitchy]
What are your thoughts? Is Petra yacking it up each time she goes in for a shower following James-Blunt-Sex? Is James Blunt causing Petra Nemcova to become unhealthy & not so good looking?
While you think, here are some boobilicious snaps of Petra @ some Fashion Rocks event pre-party from a couple days back.View All Photos ›