Petra Nemcova’s Bulimia Issues

After viewing photos of Petra Nemcova w/ swollen cheeks from the VMAs—which we thought were damn cute, mind you—Celebitchy’s thought process turned truly bastardly.

Ms. Bitchy quickly did some “Internet research” & came to the sadistic conclusion that there might be a chance Petra Nemcova’s suffering from bulimia. Since we’re Petra Nemcova’s #1 fans on the net, we choose to turn the other way & think far rosier thoughts (i.e. scantly dressed Petra in our arms on some secluded beach, or thoughts in which scantly dressed Petra is in our arms giggling & telling stories about Naomi Campbell beating up people backstage of fashion shows OR (last one) those thoughts of a scantly dressed Petra in our arms giggling (again) telling us how much money James Blunt dropped into her foundation just to have sex with her).

The Wiki (thanks a lot, Wiki!) provided the medical facts behind the Celebitchy’s claims:

..swelling of the salivary glands (leading to “chipmunk cheeks” – enlarged cheeks or jowls)… [Wiki via Celebitchy]

We like this theory…

It’s possible that her face is naturally huge like this or that she’s gained a little weight and it went straight to her face. [Celebitchy]

What are your thoughts? Is Petra yacking it up each time she goes in for a shower following James-Blunt-Sex? Is James Blunt causing Petra Nemcova to become unhealthy & not so good looking?

While you think, here are some boobilicious snaps of Petra @ some Fashion Rocks event pre-party from a couple days back.

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23 comments
Mae Kwai Kwon
Mae Kwai Kwon

Petra has "bulimia knuckles" on the first two fingers on her right hand. Damning evidence indeed!

Anett
Anett

Petra is the best!!!She is my idol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goebbels
Goebbels

How does one determine if there is the bulimia by picture as above?

gerti
gerti

her cheeks arent nearly as chipmunky as mine. i dont see the big deal, she didnt need a whole article on her cheeks.

20carrocks
20carrocks

Seems like she's long over her boyfriend that bit it in the tsunami.

tara
tara

I actually read in self magazine (I think that's where it was) that she has used laxatives as a way to keep her weight down, which is a form of bulimia so could be. She said she was working on getting off them with the support of her photog boyfriend when the tsunami tragedy happened

Emoneybagz
Emoneybagz

What is wrong with her cheeks(face or butt)??? I love this broad!

brandy alexander
brandy alexander

Eastern Europeans do have fuller cheeks than many, but she looks great, in my never humble opinion. She definitely isn't chubby, but she does look filled out more.

indianzarebootifiul
indianzarebootifiul

she is boutofol just sexy bang bang bang kiss kiss !! kiss then bang bang then milky boobss sexy ass yummy yumm asssss yum yum fat head

mel
mel

she s the plain-est model i have ever seen

lulu
lulu

Actually when you think about it she just might be...because she has gained weight, which usually results in bulimia, plus shes got the swollen check. Weight gain and swollen checks...makes sense. But who cares she HOT

Big Papi
Big Papi

She's just another Hollywood skank who's trying to sleep her way into the tabloids.

Eric
Eric

It could also be a result of post-traumatic stress disorder, because of her fellow who died in the tsunami. Shit like that doesn't go away over night

Jimbo
Jimbo

jj--that's some funny shit.

penguin
penguin

Eastern European chicks just have big cheeks, get over it.

RealityCheckMate
RealityCheckMate

I'd like to think a bulimic model wouldn't gain a solid 20 pounds since her prime. Aren't eating disorders aimed at keeping your weight down? She's filling out and looking hot doing it. Now she just needs to lose the fugly midget crooner.

hermanita
hermanita

Exactly iPod...the shoe is at least one size bigger so the toes don't go to the front.

jj
jj

what are you now...? celebitchy's mouthpiece?? please..celebitchy is nothing but a bitch with her outrageous and unfounded claims who is trying to drum up visits to her unpopular site...i'd rather read the scandalous gossip than some blabbering specualtions...

Petra looks great as always...can't see any bloating in her face..just high cheekbones with a pretty smile...Rock on Miss Nemcova!

iPod
iPod

She's a professional model, I'm sure she's had some training as of how to walk so your toes don't hang over. Also, check out the back of the shoe.

hermanita
hermanita

I wouldn't be surpsised; she's a model. But she's still very hot.

Steevo
Steevo

SEE? NOT EVERYONE WEARS THEIR TOES HANGING OVER THE FRONT OF THEIR OPEN TOE SHOES....