This comes from a photoshoot done in 1997 by Michel Haddi
Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able. [Brad in Esquire Via Yahoo]
That’s actually Angelina speaking through her ManSlave, Brad Pitt. You can read more of Brad Pitt’s recital of Angelina Jolie’s thoughts in October’s Esquire Mag.1
Anyway, does she have this guy pussy whipped or what?! Why the hell would Brad Pitt, of all heterosexual males in the world, give a shit about whether marriage is legalized in the gay community?
Time for a Bastardly recreation of how such absurd bullshit was given birth…
Brad: Angie, now that we have the most good looking babies in the world, I figured it’s time we think about marriage. I really want to settle down…you know, be a real family.
Angie: Wonderful idea, honey! Marriage is the first thing we’ll do when gay marraige is legalized around the world. A world where gay Muslims & Jews can live together in peace will be a world that will be far more conducive to a Brad & Angie in wedlock. Don’t you think I’m right baby? [Angelina spreading her legs open]
Brad: Gay marriage! I’ve always wanted that.
Moreover, even w/ this latest stipulation, the wording of Brad’s statement is key. “Angie & I will CONSIDER…” can be taken to mean, “When pigs fly, Angie & I will have the worldest most extravagant wedding. Just you wait!”
Ok, here’s another snap from the 1997 Michel Haddi photoshoot, followed up by some candids w/ beautiful Princess Zahara Jolie-Pitt & Prince Maddox Jolie Pitt in New Orleans.
1Disclaimer: As you people know, I have very little against Angie & Brad, but I gotta call them out on this crap.
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WHO FUCKING CARES. I FUCKING HATE WHORE. I FUCKING HATE SLUT. I FUCKING HATE BITCH. I FUCKING HATE THAT CUNT. SHE'S NOT FUCKING SPECIAL.
HEY CHINNIFER MANISTON. YOU ARE SO UGLY, FAKE FACE
WHO IS HATE ANGIE SHOULD GO TO HELL OR GET OUT HERE YOU GUYS SO JEALOUS TO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. DO KISS ASS CHINNIFER MANISTON
ANGELINA JOLIE IS SO BEAUTIFUL .AND SEXY
Autumn .. STFU .. Brad Pitt did not dumped you're SMELLY ASS stop hating on Angelina Hot Jolie YOU freak Psycho!! Go to you freaking Maniston site that Fugly girl need your support she's now a D LIST ACTRESS .. geezzz !!!
ANGELINA IS A MOTHA FUCKIN SLUT WHO NEEDS 2 KEEP HER FUCKIN LEGS CLOSED!!! SHE WOULD FUCK NE GUY, 4 MONEY OR NO MONEY!!! SHE WOULD PROLLY FUCK HER OWN BROTHER!!! SHE IS A NASTY ASS WHORE WHO NEEDS 2 FUCKIN DIE!!! & I HOPE UR FUCKIN READIN THIS 2 BITCH!!!!
These two(angelina/and Brad)WANT to think the world revolves around their A..so,why not bring that subject up.Heck,her brother looks BETTER than she does! Maybe Brad will drop her for James!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO.
Wow Im glad I found this site, glad noone is fawning over Angelina, because they can see right though her. Every single one of you are right.
the thing that bothers me about angie is that she seems to be concerned about the big picture--how to get media attention, rather than the health and happiness of her kids by dragging them from country to country. i mean, when do the kids have time for playing with friends?
what a selfish bitch i've come to see her as. and brad just wanted some angie pussy, so he let her manipulate him like a spineless puppet.
sheila,i am not agree with you
i think that now brad finds a big family with 3 kids, i mean now he can not divorce again just becouse of his kids and his good wife.
Maybe they should get married when marriage actually works in this country...is the divorce rate 100% yet?
SHEILA I could not agree more.
STUPIDIDIOTS as well.
I though it would be more difficult to adopt a kid, a white baby in america than to get one in the jungle. I get she brought back a souvenir.
You guys are right, this Brad pitt is not the man in that couple, this marriage thing is really stupid, the hore is proud to tell him "NA".
well at least she knows it won't help.
getting all those kids from far away is very hipe, they must think they do them a HUGE favor cause it was so nasty where they were.
those kids should be adopted by mothers from the same country and not some crazy hollywood witch.
This is freaking stupid. Who is he to say 'We will consider marriage if everyone can marry"... WHO CARES if they marry!!! They talk as if the world is holding their breath for them to make it legal - and do they actually think America and the government is so obsessed with them that they will change laws and personal opinions/morals? Just for these two to get married? That is some major ego and it's ridiculous! Brad is such a follower - he changes with the wind and represents nothing more than the woman he is with and her beliefs. Angelina is crazy and has mental problems and her father was right - she needs to get help.
I agree with Senin, and others
What a load of bullshit. And jj's right - they won't get married because they don't respect the sanctity of marriage in the first place.
All of you (penguin) who say "fuck marriage" - that's a horrible attitude. Marriage should be sacred. It takes commitment and work. I admire people who get married and take it seriously.
Someone needs to slap this United Nation's loving hoe, im fuckin sick of her
Bobo....hilarious.
Oh and yes folks....I'd pee in her butt. That goes without saying!
She has DSLs and some nice funnies, but it goes downhill from there. Pitt must have wanted kids BAD.
that’s just Brad Pitt making excuses because whorelina won’t marry him. he’s so pussy-whipped by that hemorrhoidal anus-lipped mental case he’s with…
and anyway, why should they get married? it’s not as if they respect the sanctity of marriage…
I can’t stand these two bitches making sanctimonious, self-righteous comments…all part of revamping their image
Wow...A little off-topic but...this girl looks so much like Angie:
http://www.extrasformovies.com/angelinas_double.asp
Actually...I think she's prettier...more feminine. Maybe Brad should go with her if he wants marriage.
Don't see them getting on the soapbox about gay rights when they're in Pakistan or any African country. Why is that? Probably because gays have it so good there.
shes gorgeous
I just don't get the propaganda angle on this one....
Wow I am glad they showed these decade old pics of Jolie because they show just how beautiful she once was and how far downhill she has fallen.
Now she has fat lips, black kids, tattoos, more wrinkles than is typical for her age. When is she going to grow teh ghetto bootay and start collecting a welfare check? I don't know what the hell Brad sees in her, he must have a Tomb Raider fetish or something as he could do so much better.
I dont really find the appeal of these two anywayz. I have seen hotter people shopping in grocery stores in sweats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Their kids are cute though but why have to adopt from other countries there are so many kids in america in foster homes that need to be adopted so badly just as those two but I guess that does not look cool enough!
this girl is very crazy, to crazy to me, I remember her with her billy shit I don't know what and her gay brother.
She lives two blocks away from where I live in Paris (f 15 arr guy moquet )
I've seen both with the little boy, nobody bothered them. it was a long time ago since they only had one child "mia tao doundoun"
I've never seen them again, I guess they don't stay long at the same place.
They did not choose the nicest place in Paris to live in, but it's ok, the flat is beautiful and the people in the district are clean and correct.
We thought they'd be in a more bourgeois place, I guess they had enough of that.
there's one nice park near by.
I don't know why they wear sun glasses, it's stupid, more so angelina, cause everyone look at somebody who wears sunglasses during the day when there is no sun and let me tell you it's often the case here in Paris !!
that's why I looked at her really.
7. You think so, but once they get married, they'll become another boring Hollywood family and the attention around them will wear off quickly. But since they love having magazines and paparazzi all around them, they chose something that will be more controversial.
It's ok to do good in the world, but the "good" they do...I highly doubt it comes from the heart at all. Why else do they have to be filmed, photographed and interviewed about every generous deed done by them. They just want good publicity. And by they I mean Angie. She obviously wears the pants in the house...Brad never gave a rats ass about charity and the gay community and now all of a sudden it directs his life. Yeah, riiight..
Oh it's personal now.
Why does everyone want them to get married? So that the media will take even more pictures of Brad and Angeline hoping to catch one of them being "a little too flirty" with someone they're having lunch with and cause a huge rumor about one of them having an affair?
I'm glad they're not conforming to the social and media self-serving pressures of marriage. Fuck marriage if 50% of them end in divorce, especially when BOTH of them are divorced. Good for them.
In fact, boycotting marriage because it's not something everyone can do is not that lame of an idea. Imagine if more famous white actors decided to boycott places and activities that didn't allow Black people into places back in the day, not such a stupid idea.
I'm a Russian American, straight, and too young to get married so you Bastards better not think this rant is anything personal.
Who cares. More pretentious attention getting BS. I wish they'd move to Africa and stay there forever - never to be photographed again and perhaps maimed by wildlife.
No pee in de butt?
It's probably a good call to make. No marriage in Hollywood lasts forever.
I mean it is just an excuse for not marrying her and a lame one at that!
That is Just Brad Pitts code for we will never marry. These Hollywood people are wierd anywayz why would he think that she would never cheat on him or vice/versa remember Jennifer aniston?
Angelina Jolie's house is more diverse than the UN
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