This comes from a photoshoot done in 1997 by Michel Haddi
Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able. [Brad in Esquire Via Yahoo]
That’s actually Angelina speaking through her ManSlave, Brad Pitt. You can read more of Brad Pitt’s recital of Angelina Jolie’s thoughts in October’s Esquire Mag.1
Anyway, does she have this guy pussy whipped or what?! Why the hell would Brad Pitt, of all heterosexual males in the world, give a shit about whether marriage is legalized in the gay community?
Time for a Bastardly recreation of how such absurd bullshit was given birth…
Brad: Angie, now that we have the most good looking babies in the world, I figured it’s time we think about marriage. I really want to settle down…you know, be a real family.
Angie: Wonderful idea, honey! Marriage is the first thing we’ll do when gay marraige is legalized around the world. A world where gay Muslims & Jews can live together in peace will be a world that will be far more conducive to a Brad & Angie in wedlock. Don’t you think I’m right baby? [Angelina spreading her legs open]
Brad: Gay marriage! I’ve always wanted that.
Moreover, even w/ this latest stipulation, the wording of Brad’s statement is key. “Angie & I will CONSIDER…” can be taken to mean, “When pigs fly, Angie & I will have the worldest most extravagant wedding. Just you wait!”
Ok, here’s another snap from the 1997 Michel Haddi photoshoot, followed up by some candids w/ beautiful Princess Zahara Jolie-Pitt & Prince Maddox Jolie Pitt in New Orleans.
1Disclaimer: As you people know, I have very little against Angie & Brad, but I gotta call them out on this crap.View All Photos ›