Queen Wardrobe Malfuction Lindsay Lohan Should Consider Playboy

We’ve already seen the snatch, the ass (on Nickelodeon) & the nipples on many occasions, so why not just cash in by taking it all off, once & for all!

Linds, give Hef a call, already. Even though the old man is obsessed w/ bleached blondes, I’m sure he’ll let your freckled ass slide into a centerfold b/c at the end of the day, even Hef is in it for the money. Chop, chop!

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10 comments
None
None

This little slut turns down Playboy every single time, we've seen the shots babe, just get them out and earn a few quid you may aswel...

Or get on those worn out knees give a guy head and film it... not sure disney would publish it though!

Anonymous
Anonymous

I dont really know why.. but the thought of Lindsay Lohan makes me sick. Its probably because she had everything going for her after she stared in Mean Girls and now she went anorexic and dresses like a whore

Fukkad
Fukkad

She IS becoming Fashionably nip-tucked!

Inez
Inez

The girl is crazy as hell already- and only what, 20?- but she is pretty, with striking looks. At least until the years of drug and alcohol abuse and promiscuity catch up with her.

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

Adam: I think her knees are pale because of the amount of time she spends on them..

this girl needs help...I think Michael Jackson called and he said that he wanted his hat back...cunt

darkstar
darkstar

Ha ha ha ha. I couldn't have said it any better Evil.

Evil
Evil

I love the way she accessorized by letting one nipple fall to the floor while the other looks perky still....go lindsay?

Adam
Adam

I like her legs, but I think she puts something on her knees to even out the color.

vivo
vivo

she's gorgeous, bub the shoes...

oh lindsay...

HubCityMuse
HubCityMuse

Are you sure that her mom would approve? ;)