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Dita Von Teese kicks it with Dennis Rodman

Dita… as quoted from Bring It On (yes, sad that I’m quoting that movie), “Two words. Sun Light.” Sure maybe this is her gimmick that she’s the “really white” model but c’mon now. As for Dennis Rodman…err… I mean, Eve. Maybe calling her Serena Williams would’ve been less of a stretch?

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6/66'
6/66'

dita madame!

Adam
Adam

Dita is unremarkable.

charizzzle
charizzzle

I think Dita is really beautiful. The only thing is, near the parting in her hair, you can see where she missed a spot and *GASP* her real skin tone is much darker than that.

mik
mik

Eve is ugly..she does look like a man.

miss lamour
miss lamour

that dita shooting up thing was funny! i just think its sad cause she had no cameras following her around until manson came along and now.....i dont really this womens beauty that everyone so "destinctivly" sees, true i think pale is beautiful, but not on that thing! ......by the way i heard dita was pregnant!!

Goliano
Goliano

Dita's been shooting up... her right arm looks dead in #3.

Kiki
Kiki

Monkey and the honkie, honky...:)

_
_

Wow. LMAO. I can't believe you idiots have Dita listed under "bastardly ladies" compared to some of the skanks posted as "hot".

Strannik
Strannik

Fugging repulsive, the both of them. And as for any particular remark being deemed "TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR" the site, is, after all, called THA FREAKIN BASTARDLY!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, HUGS AND KITTENS?

Stan80
Stan80

Eve look good, but I think its the hair and the eye-liner that makes her look manish! And man, did what did she put on her face? is it just straight vasceline? Yes Dita is pale, but fine indeed!

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

ugly bitches...I can't stand to look at either of them....Eve is probably second guessing that wonderful tatoo on her arm

mosa
mosa

uh-oh!

Dita missed a spot along her hair-line! Just look at the contrast between her face and the part in her hair, how silly! I like her 1990s goth burlesque thing, though. But it'd be hotter without the mime paint.

mattlb0619
mattlb0619

she does look like him a little but ide hit me both.

Mascha
Mascha

Dita = goddess (L)

she's so beautiful, better then all those carrot looking orange girls

Nefarious1
Nefarious1

Yes...but i am sure we all enjoyed Eve flat on her back receiving rubber between her legs...but that's just me thinking out loud! ENOUGH!!!

MAGNUM
MAGNUM

Bitch looks like a man, that simple, I wonder how much she/he charges for a good cleavland steamer?

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

They are both brutally nasty,Whitey Von Tesse need some serious UV rays & Eve O my god, she looks so much like a post op tranny it's scary. Those lips should read inflate to 50 lbs. They look like a couple of wax museum figures or a couple of plastic fuck dolls.Not that I would know what they look like mind you.

lilyspryte
lilyspryte

wow......... Eve........ actually kinda looks like a female version of D. Rodman........ not cool for her.

BlastBottom
BlastBottom

I agree with Moelicious. Eve is sexy, but Dita... holy crap. I've got blank sheets of paper darker than her. She must be like Lohan... sunproof. Now if you will excuse me I have to go throw sand in my eyes to stop the burning. Yipes!!!

Moelicious
Moelicious

The dennis Rodman comment...TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!

not cool.