Like me, former Bastardly Lady of the Day, Whitney, ask whatever happened to the influx of ladies that wanted the distinction of “Bastardly Lady of the Day.” Have you loyal Bastardly readers scared off all ladies that’d brave the gauntlet?
Again, I ask the ladies out thereâ€¦ do you feel Bastardly enough to run the gauntlet? If so, like I’ve said in the past, send all hot pictures to email@example.com for consideration.
Of course, all potential Bastardly Lady of the Day candidates are subject to the official Bastardly mini-questionnaire: (New question suggested by witz!)
1. Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
2. Do you like your boobs?
3. Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
4. Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
5. Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
6. What makes you Bastardly?
And to quote my disclaimer, â€œPlease note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually â€œtake downâ€ pictures.â€
If Moe and I feel that you are really hot and down to earth we’ll make it official and send those few select ladies a Bastardly tanktop too. Make it official and truly be a Bastardly Lady! Who doesn’t love free stuff?
Dig the archives and remember your favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day!