Bastardly Hot or Not: Reese Witherspoon @ Penelope Premiere, Toronto

We don’t pay much attention to Reese Witherspoon here at The Bastardly but the fact that she’s a MILF makes her hotter to me.

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Joe
Joe

Any guy who would not have sex with her is def gay. Reese is smokin

the kitten
the kitten

ugh someone actually compared her to meg ryan??! she is not meg ryan at all.

i dont think most people have seen her earlier movies, before she got famous. people, go out and rent 'Fear'. its an awesome (yet hilariously corny/cliche at times) movie and reese looks smoking hot in it, as does alyssa milano. k thanks.

me
me

She has got great hair and legs. Most importantly, she has the feel-good factor about her! I just love how her eyes sparkle and how her skin glows=). She is cute and pretty, cant' believe that she has two kids!! but..she is not beautiful..she got a somewhat weird mouth and her chin/forehead are too prominent. She ain't sexy too, seems wrong to associate anything beyond chaste kisses with her!

Overall: erm...i would still go with hot.

Denham's Dentrifice
Denham's Dentrifice

She has a 'fat girl' just waiting to break out. Linda Ronstadt style. She's still cute, though, you can't deny she's supposed to be a fat girl.

mischa
mischa

yup not hot..but cute n gorgeous...haha.. i LOVE reese!

Hungwell
Hungwell

She has a forehead you could watch a movie on!

Tim
Tim

SHE IS CUTE! but DEF not HOT!

hair spooge
hair spooge

Nice fat gut. A perfect surface for ... the spooge.

Aja
Aja

Her head and chin are scaaaary..!!!!! nice boobs tho,

who saw cruel intentions?

HC
HC

She is not smoking hot, but cute and adorable

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

her second toe on both feet are longer than her big toe...that's a sign of Mental Retardation...I wouldn't be surprised if one of her kids are Dee dee dee

Sevenmack
Sevenmack

The ass-chin is less prominent now than it used to be. I'm not a fan, but I'd fill her mouth with joy.

Daeneyrs
Daeneyrs

Caitie harmful,

You obviously have never seen freeway then? She was spectacular in that movie!

hermanita
hermanita

Not at all. And she'll never be hot, either. She is a cutie. That's all. She's got the 12 year old cheer-leader thing going on. She's not feminine or sexy, just a cute chick I personally wouldn't even notice.

What really bugs me about her is her HUUUGE chin and her ugly teeth, whiney voice and no talent.

What I like is her dress and hair, like most people said.

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

She needs to do some darker roles, then maybe I'd respect her.

Derrick
Derrick

Definitely not! I mean she's cute in the roles that she plays but she has a chin like a volkswagon.

blotto98
blotto98

She this generation's Meg Ryan.

Not smokin hot but truly adorable

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she has a deformed face with an alien forehead and she did not deserve her oscar at all. But i do like her hair and her dress though.

TheDude
TheDude

I'd leave my wife for her!

HCPolitico
HCPolitico

I may have been wrong yesterday - It might be Reese and not Danica who is the hottest woman on the planet. I wouldn't LET Big Papi pee in her butt. She is too sweet for that

fatback
fatback

She is so cute it makes my head hurt. And that accent. OMG. She looks mighty MILF-ilicious to have had 2 kids.

Michelle
Michelle

The outfit, the shoes, the hair, gosh she is def a hottie. Does not look her age at all.