Kari Ann Peniche is Dumb After all; Getting Married to Manwhore Aaron Whorebag Carter

We will now review a couple reasons why we think Kari Ann Peniche is severely unhealthy & simply not ready to marry Aaron Carter (the whore bag who uses his brother’s fame & fortune to land chicks like Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan):

1. Kari might be on crack

I’m very excited about it. Aaron is the most genuine person I know. He’s kind, loving, and I love him so much. [People Mag via E! Online]

2. She might also be using meth

On her MySpace page, Peniche wrote that intelligence is important in a boyfriend. “You like to be able to talk about everything that is on your mind, and if your partner can’t keep up, well, you know,” she wrote. “You are very attracted to someone who can challenge you, and make you see things in a whole new way.” [Canada.com]

Sadly, her Myspace Blog is not coming up right now.

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Eleonor
Eleonor

I'm very disepointed to hear that Aaron wanted to marry that ugly bitch! I thought that he was a nice guy. But now I can see him real!!! He is nothing special. Just ordinal boy who wants sex... And he even became ugly. He was so cute... But not anymore!!!!!

dena
dena

ok your idea of the reasoning behind the engagement is so retarded (just like you) anyway..the only valid truth on this site is that you are "mentally handicapped" :o)

SolanGe
SolanGe

AARON IS NOT GAYYYY ! ! ! (To all the mother fuckers that affirm it!) Grow Up! plZ.

Because Aaron and Nick are hotter than U...you dont need to say that just get over it! ...

and thiz stupid grl is so ugly that my dog rang away when he saw her for firts time in those picK, and almost me...

sps49
sps49

Sure, it's a valid reason. For him.

Crisa
Crisa

I think shes beautiful

verbal
verbal

i think they're marrying each other for a career/publicity boost. gross!!!

MKDC
MKDC

i'm pretty sure that's exactly how it went down

glimmer
glimmer

the reason isvalid...if a sex tape hits. yes my *usual* answer !!!!!!!! :)

natasha
natasha

naughty girl!

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jenny
jenny

so I went to www.campkariann.com because it was on her myspace. and this girl is a whore. honestly. you know those "girls" that have websites devoted to "live webcams" and "web chats" and "explicit galleries"? yeah. thats basically the site. and aaron carter is marrying her? please.

jess
jess

you forgot to mention that she used to date aarons brother nick first. fucked up dysfunctional family anyone?

eyesout
eyesout

Well I don't know who the fuck she is, but she's pretty hot. Except on pages 5 + 6. So yeah, that reason seems valid enough to me...

Donna
Donna

She's very cute in some of the pictures, I wonder why Nick is deciding to marry for real? Ah we'll all find out soon

rocoje
rocoje

First of all, as said earlier, Aaron is gay, 100% gay. Anyone see the 'CRIBS' episode on MTV when Aaron was 15 years old? Looked like about 80 lbs, hella skinny, AND talking like a bad black hip-hop rapper! It was frickin' sickingly hilarious! What a self-absorbed loser! If Aaron does get married, it'll just be like Tom Cruise, hiding his gayness. And that woman (?) Kari: ditch the man wigs unless you're actually a man, then it proves Aaron's gay. I think Aaron and Nick Leghay should hook up; they'd be a perfect couple!!

Then I can have Vanessa!!!

TJack
TJack

Chad Michael Murrary is marrying 18 year old.

TJack
TJack

Sorry but who the hell is this bitch and why is she famous? She isn't eevn pretty..just like Al Roker, Aaron has a small dick and is obviously gay.

HCPolitico
HCPolitico

I thought she had fallen off the side of the earth. There are some girls who by their looks and attitude are in need of a hard angry grudge fuck. This girl needs to be fucked hard, bend over and slamed and then have jizz shot all over her face and tits. THEN Big Papi can pee in her butt.

It kind of pitiful when you have to marry a d-list celebrity to jumpstart your career. It would have been more respectable for her to do porn